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I am here to degrade.

2nd [5:12 PM]
Not right to be

HANUFAG: But I am not a fool.
Q: Are you sure?
I asked the healthcare providers, they said no.

Kkk: Men are generally more concerned about the appearance of the car. One student told me that her father doesn't let her in jeans to sit on leather seats: he said, the rubbish from clutches can remain :)

Discussing Errors in the First C++ Compiler - CFront
XXX: It makes no sense to look for the mistake of Straustrup. Any of its errors are not documented capabilities of C++.

The [...]
Our entire civilization is the dream of Brahma.
Panda: Brahma's Dreams
Panda (especially on the course of the ruble)

Xxx: It was an ordinary working day. Two people sit at the table, one paws (and a mountain of plates next to it), the other enters the tablet. The director comes in and is looking for someone who is more free to send a message (the director is new and is not well known with the technical process). He approaches what is with the tablet and asks: "What are you busy with?" The answer is only two words: "Dry trance". Then followed a five-second pause, after which the director puts his hand on the shoulder of the bonding man, saying, "Brow everything, go with me."" Since then we have a local mem "dry trance" that actually means, "I'm busy with a very important mess."".

to this:

Yesterday I drank coffee and watched the telecast, ending the cartoon about Winnie Pooh voice after picture: And what the rabbit thought no one will know, because it was a very educated rabbit. Fuck, what did he think of that?

Vinny-Puch is stuck It took a week to wait for him to lose weight, according to the Rabbit. But! Here Winnie-Puch sneezed, the balcony fell, Winnie-Puch trembled! And he said, “It seems I’ve lost weight... I think what the Rabbit thought after seeing his hole, and so everyone understands...

There are, of course, people with weirdnesses, but one colleague burns, fermenting cabbage at full moon, so that the type tastes better, it's overwhelming.

From another collection of lifehacks:

Press your nail to the mirror and see if there is a distance between it and its reflection. If there is no such distance, then there is a good chance that someone is watching you from the other side.

The Stone:

I checked the mirror in the bathroom. Someone is watching me from the toilet!!! He ran into the toilet, but didn’t have time, the spy washed, apparently into the toilet.

The xxx:
This paradox

Shoot this type of norm.
and approach the man who chews the snickers.
Ask to bite.
It is strange.

YYYY :
Someone from mouth to mouth.
Here is clean.

The xxx:
well ok
Let’s let the guy twice.

On November 5, 2015, today I understood the meaning of the first line of the song "Vegetable Tango" of the Accident.

Cross (physiotherapist at the local hospital tells):
- We lie down three at lunch under the dropper (age, pressure, all things), we talk about our own. The chief physician comes to them and tells the girl about a new cleaner who was asked to wash the battery yesterday. Of course, she left her head and left to do the task. In the morning, the chief doctor looks - well, the battery is dirty, and it remains dirty! Next is the dialogue of the chief physician (G) and the cleaner (U):
(D) Well you, I asked you to wipe out the battery yesterday!
(A) That’s how I tried.
(A) and...?? to
I tried but could not remove it.

O_O

Sergey: I think that with the correct doses of alcohol, a land operation in Turkey can be conducted by the forces of our tourists.

Elena Okisheva: I read the theses of the ophthalmological conference:
The study included 34 eyes from 50 patients... the study included 89 eyes from 100 patients... 74 eyes completed the study...

When the Grammar Nazis come to power, the Black Lord will try to write the guilty. This is "Try"

Jawascripter to Javist: I understand why you recently said “January of the month.” "Month" is an indication of the type of January. You just can’t do without it anymore.

Legalization of torrent trackers
It’s like disarming arms dealers.

You come to the dealer for a weapon, and he comes to you.
“Nothing is forbidden! Do you want a cat?”

One of my friend’s three-year-old son woke up at the wrong time. I saw my father under the blanket (Glory to you, God!) My mom is jumping. With a scream, "the horse!!!" hopes on his back and, grabbing the maika, demandingly declares "HAS gone!!!". From the stupor of a friend only brought the innocent question of the spouse "what is frozen, the child wants to ride?"

"8 points" is approximately "16-17 points" at the rate of five years ago.

When there was no GPS
It was a long time ago, in the early 80s, a flight from Khabarovsk to Yakutsk, for refuelling, and the end point of flight - the village of Saskylah.
The aircraft is military, carried medicines and other necessary cargo to the Saskatchewan Islands, and the pilots are not local.
While the plane was refuelling, a military assailant with navigation maps enters the squadron and asks, "Well, how to fly from here to the Saskatchewan?" So it happened that at this moment in the first squadron there were no strikers, well, everyone got stuck and remembered how to fly there on the maps with the help of a compass and trigonometric line - did not remember. We decided to call the former flightman of the north - the assailant is excellent. They call him:
It is good, Petrovich! Here the soldiers ask the way to Saskatchewan, explain by phone!
Forgive me, do not know! Write down, take off to the hangars, then reach the height of 4200 meters, as you get, you will see the mountain slightly left of degrees by 5-7, fly to this mountain, in an hour of summer you will descend to 1500 meters, and fly right into the mountain, as the link becomes, 90 degrees to the left, and there the strip can be seen.
This instruction still hangs in the first squadron.