A small prehistory. The girl’s father is gone.
Katya
Do you know what I do?
Until Dad sees me.
Monty
M is? I am afraid to assume...
Katya
I install a license word.
Monty
mm, where is it from? And the most important thing? ?
Katya
You won’t believe... from the license disc.
Monty
Don’t tell me that I bought it! O_0
Katya
silent...I will not speak, because you will be bad at answering)
Monty
I bought it!! O_0
Katya
Well... not at all)
Monty
Went with Noah?
Katya
It was attached to an antivirus license.

From the Book Forum:

Who has all the books of Darya Donzova?
222: I have an archive. Where to throw?
333 Go to the rubbish!

On the demotivators lies a cartoon with sperm. Comments to them:

Captain Evidence: Thank you
Thank you, Captain Evidence
Thank you: Captain Obviously

Players in Civilization:
Ruby the forest, a fool. The forest is rubber, the rubber is tanks.

to this:
The Sun newspaper held a contest for the most stupid websites. The pen trading company won, with the website www.penisland.net (in the sense, "The Pen Island").
____________________________________________
I mean, there are a lot of people like me here. ?

She: we split up with him, I can't get back, very painful and unpleasant.
Q: Have you ever been hit by a little bitch?
Thank you, it is much easier.

m1k3z Mish, good night!! Do you know about billiards?
Akela a bit.
m1k3z let me buy a ki? Could you advise something?
Okay, try it so cheaper.
m1k3z :D

Boys, does it seem to me alone that the notorious Maddison is actually a rare dwarf without a sense of humor, and all of his "creation" is definitely a complete hernia, designed for the same dwarfs?

to this:
and...
Zubchick: There seemed to be a joke that if you throw all the comments with the word "fuck" out of the code of the kernel of Linux it will lose several hundred kilobytes of weight.
kurokikaze:... and will stop loading)

Enthusiastic
and...
became interesting... counted in my current core : 34 entries of the word fuck in different variants, if you browse, I can search and post the most interesting comments

I go on the bus. My grandfather is 70 years old and is very active and vigorous. Nearby sit 2 copniks - not copniks, but in a clear support. One of them stands up and proposes a place for his grandfather... The grandfather’s answer struck (not literally): “Judging by the smell of cigarettes and alcohol from you, I will give you a place after 10 years!”

This is a generation!

From the film "Summer" in Ukrainian translation:
In Ukrainian it is brilliant.
B: How old are you?
The Seventeen...
B: How long are you seventeen?
E: It is already...
B: I know who you are.
Tell Bell, say it out loud.
B: You are pushing!

Trick: Yesterday it was funny at all...Two girls took and brought it to Napoleon’s breakfast.All of the officels, threw their bottles and ran for the cooking O_o
It is sweet and good.

Well yesterday walked, until the people of the ash are moving away))))

by Semen.

On one site I saw a picture of a bath in which a bunch of brains floated.
The first comment killed all the way: - Waste factory to produce blondes! =) is

Hard Disk Formatting Confidently Leads in Antivirus Lists (c)

About Caley
We have a small Siberian town and there is no amusement park in it, but I want to, well, we children (flight 10-12) have been so entertained - we came to the construction, turned on the crane, attached a plate on which 15-20 people climbed, raised meters by 2 and twisted the crane arrow there and here at the same time in a tactic riding the rails, it turned out 100 meters in one direction you fly - beauty! Half an hour later, the mints finally appeared, but our "crawler" noticed them long ago and had the time to drop the plate so that everyone would run away, well, the mints did not go after us, they stood down, shouted - the wretch played! go down! You will be responsible for everyone! But the Russians do not give up. He unfolds the arrow and puts it on the roof of a near-finished house, and quietly travels on it by losing on the construction :) Those people, they were the most secure hats in my life!

I go to the metro. Not far from me is a group of 4 girls aged 13-15, who are very actively discussing the fluid movie they are going to watch (Yes, the same).
Next to them was a guy of intelligent appearance, in glasses, a coat, everything as appropriate. It is visible that they have already gotten it, all the time on their feet, pushing, but education does not allow to send a direct text.
At his station he turns to them and says, "He will eventually offer her to marry." They were confused at first, but as soon as the door closed, they got to them.
Such faces raised my mood for the whole day)))

He boasts that he has beer, and wow that he has tea.

I opened up this beautiful aluminum bowl of a pleasant green color. She welcomed me, promising me a happy and happy evening.

ууу - I slowly immerse the spoonful in the sugar bar, it (the spoonful) is wet and smells like tea

xxx - (17:20:13 27/11/2009)
The cold amber drink delighted my taste receptors with a pleasant bitterness with a bread taste.

I dive the spooner deeper and deeper...mm as it passes easily to the very bottom of the sugar bar.

xxx - (17:23:26 27/11/2009)
My lips are gently pressed to the glowing, in the light of the table lamp, the aluminum container of chromium bliss. From the oval hole spills beer pleasure.

WOW – I’m quick to get a spoonful full of sweet pleasure. Slowly carry to the bowl, it is hot and can no longer wait...

xxx - (17:25:51 27/11/2009)
You have won ? ? ? ? ?

I am ?

xxx - (17:26:10 27/11/2009)
You are a wicked man.)

Wow – It’s very noticeable that I don’t have girls anymore? ?

xxx: heard the news, maniac rapist caught in the area
YYY: It’s time, it’s time.

<borisko> acquaintances took a boy from kindergarten. He says upset:
<borisko> Marivanna (the teacher) said that if you walk without cowards, the pipis will crash. July has already fallen.