Oh, how convenient, and... poured kefir, put a cat next to it. I ate everything. The Beauty.

Delete the account
Are you sure you want to delete your account?
Your friends will miss you.

Talk about the last part "The Inhabitants of Evil"
xxx: and also Soviet zombies the most advanced zombies in the world :3
xxx: other stupid as traffic jams and our drive the equipment, from the RPG shoot
yyy: in Soviet Russia zombies barricaded in a supermarket and shot from the living

maatum: The Institute of Unfinished Studies has shown that three out of ten

My wife says tonight:
We have the front number.
In the car you still need to ride, so I got up at 6 in the morning, took the lamp, went to overweigh the rear number, on the front, which would be less burning if the GAIC was standing. I approach the front buffer, and on it a layer of dirty ice 3-4 cm.
I decided to heat the car, started to start, hit the grip and brake, the brake pedal failed.
I went home and said:
- There are two news, the number found, but the car is not subject to operation, there are no brakes!
The wife’s response:
- Yes, I know that there are no brakes, they are no longer on the second day... I thought there was snow, but it doesn't brake.
In shock I ask:
How did you brake?
The engine and the brake...
(They are

Sleep me, I am not sleeping.
I’ll go to sleep too.)
XXX: What’s right now? O_O
YYY: So why be small?I’m at home with you ;)
No one has ever wiped me up yet.)

You know, if you don’t sleep for a long time, you can see a rainbow. And the pony that cracks this rainbow. And the dwarf that gathers all this joyful rubbish."

The female told him the end of the book he had been waiting for for a year, and he was angry that he was sleeping with his girlfriend.
XHH: And Tepep he really doesn’t understand why they want to break his mouth, thinking they’re quits.

Hershey the tickets! You have to fuck a woman like that.

The cat must be suppressed. The point. and fat.

Nick: and you try to lick him on his penis, and he’s all yours!
Come visit, I’m sure you’ll like it!
Nick: sorry Kohl, a friend advised, the window was wrong
Nick: What is it?? to

Anx(c)

Yesterday was Monday and he didn’t smoke.
Dmitry: So I believe in him.
Anthony is cool.
And then I will believe it too. You don’t have to pay for that, right?
Dmitry: This is not free moral support of a friend.
Anthony is all. I am in affair.
And then Misha! We believe in you!
I am happy I will cry
Don’t pay with us.
It is free, I knew.

Discussion of the news "Figure of the case on fraud in the sphere of housing and social services were taken to Moscow"
Question: What about the promotion?

Written an application for an extraordinary leave for the last 2 weeks of December, in the reason indicated "I want to meet the end of the world with my wife, not at work"

Vadim, apologize for the late payment, I am in the drink, I will actually go out by Monday. Confirm the order.
Apologize again.

About the prostitution:

Let’s consider your legalization.
What are the prices there? Well, let 2000 per hour, how many of them go to the suitener? Half of? Poppy, we clean it off. 2000 per session.
18% of VAT
26% of pensions
2.9 percent social
5.1 percent of healthcare
13% of NDFL
It remains clean: 700 r.
Plus, the prostitute must keep a buch of accounts, or pay an outsourcing accountant, still necessarily a trade union fee and ultimately the profit for the session will be no! To have these 2000 net, the cost of services must be 5715 p.
To whom is it beneficial?

It seems that our television players have an undisclosed rule. If the news shows some household story about the fact that in a certain city / village / village there is a purely household storm (no water, no heat, school closed, no buses, emergency housing), then it is strictly necessary to insert a large-scale caregiver fat cat between the frames of concerned and exhausted people, who is quietly sitting somewhere on the window.

I lost my flash in the eleventh grade.
I am also on the 11th. Not a flash.

Everyone complains that life is just a gesture, and you try to write a cursak from hand in our time. This is not the case. :>

Legalization of Prostitution:
A prostitute running a billboard? Wow, I haven’t laughed so long ago.
I think of the transmission:
D51 K62 The payment for the service "Minet" was made under the contract No. 348-SOS of 28.11.2012 for the amount of 1500 rubles.

And the invoice? The act?
See also 1C: Prostitution

From the wall, in one little-known social network, one university group:
The xxx:
Please help me find a winter hat.
It is a brown color with a pompon. I forgot her today in the new body in the 404 audience after 1 pair.
If anyone has found it, please return it.
YYYY :
There is nothing found in the 404 audience.
and ZZZ:
There is a legend that the student who fell asleep in the 404 classroom disappeared for 50 years. And when he woke up, the whole world changed, close relatives and friends already died. Everyone thought he was crazy, and he himself was not sure of his conviction.
The last time he was seen in a store with an old army ceder, picking up a mortar and salt, asking how to get to the Urals.

Per, in turn, students will be surprised at whose time this hat will be discovered. After all, in their times, when closed atmospheric contours and nanotherm-regulatory lacks will be in progress, such accessories will be the fate of only a few aesthetics.