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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №538
 25.12.2007
The xxx:
I would like to buy a Lexus GS450.
The xxx:
The BMW M6
The xxx:
What do you think?
YYYY :
These are printers?
YYYY :
by HP

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №537
 25.12.2007
by Ksay.Ti
HY is! Funny, I realized today that quality such, long and diverse sex with my husband is not only pleasant, but also useful. Yesterday fucking him, today asked in the morning to wipe the carrots for the borst on the thrash, I get up: the carrots are lost, the onions are cut, the cabbage is peeled...
by Odminko
Nishikori is a wicked. If my husband gave me this, I would have been cooked by this borst and would have ordered meals from the restaurant for a month later.
by Ksay.Ti
Do you want to divorce her by chance? I just realized that I love you a long time ago :D

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №536
 25.12.2007
<eMuleIRC1049-BA95E8B93F0E> HEALTH!! to
<@Sharingan> shift release
<TigRRRRR> nick change
<Sudden> and out

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №535
 25.12.2007
Moderators, sunshine, well sadly publish this quote.
I made a proposal to my boyfriend, well, I put a ring on my finger, Dima, sunny, I love you so much that we would always be together, and he is reading me the phrase from the basha at this moment.
I from the morning when I get up, I go to the shower, and then on my mobile phone I start and write to him, the bath is free.
Yes, we only have real sex, even on weekends.
I’m an IT worker, and he’s just confused.
That is how we live. Publicize the phrase with my confession, it will be a sign from above, more precisely from the bastion. Maybe then I will start a normal life.

Warhole, I love you so much. I want to be with you. by Elka33.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №534
 24.12.2007
Windozer: Take my quotes to the tower, they’re not funny either.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №533
 24.12.2007
<Free> to go ahead! I fell in love with Sikorsky!!!!!!!! to
<Olusik> My fuck with your saliva washed!!!!!!!!!! to
<FiYrdoma> o_O Olya?!????? to
<Olusik> Agha atsaala at Toli!!!!!!!! to
<FiYrdoma> Fuck, I don’t know what’s going on with you???? to
<Olusik> Fuck in the snack and wash over the puddle!!!!!! to
<Olusik> Okay, you guys don’t go, it’s her brother, Olli isn’t at home)))))
<FiYrdoma> Blade, Dalpaeb 16 years old, I'm going to go here today.! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №532
 24.12.2007
It is said that during sex Caesar could simultaneously sing the song "Ash-Bola-Bola" and collect puzzles.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №531
 24.12.2007
Eggs broiled in the bathroom, barely cut off.
- O_O
Oh... bl
Hi Daesh, can you tell me the schedule for tomorrow?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №530
 24.12.2007
Leda Langepas (0:02) :
I sit in a circular white clothes.

Leda Langepas (0:02) :
I slowly take off a shirt.

See also (0:04) :
I dress on the other leg.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №529
 24.12.2007
<SataN> Now Playing>>> ~=[Cannibal Corpse-Savage Butchery]=~
<SataN> Now Playing>>> ~=[Deicide-Homage For Satan]=~
<SataN> Now Playing>>> ~=[Six Feet Under-The Poison Hand]=~
<Fluder> The Pillow
<Satan> A?
<Fluder> Do you smell the Golden Gramophone?? to
<SataN> Ipaat, Roma, what do you think of yourself?? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №528
 24.12.2007
SirJant: Father Shti Kuru told me

SirJant: caroch they and mother come to the Toyota car salon to see
SirJant: walk, look and suddenly hear a man interested in the consultancy

SirJant: polite, the main thing is, asks "sorry, and on the avenue the crash test can be passed"?

SirJant: Consultancy in Auhuae

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №527
 24.12.2007
Who is admin and how do you contact him???? to
PaWell: I’m an admin, but it’s better not to contact me

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №526
 24.12.2007
Fuck... I’m not getting to know anymore by inhale... I’ve been in real for a week... (he asked "You are Anton?", I tried to say no, but I burned out of shock.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №525
 24.12.2007
XXX I got hot water.
YYY YYY!!! Congratulations to you! ?
I don’t even believe it, I turned on the crane and I go touching it periodically. Warm and fun!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №524
 24.12.2007
GF: Biline sent SMS: to meet the New Year with Dima Bilan

Lucky: you wake up in the morning, the butt breaks, everything hurts, you don't remember the nihua, and next to the naked Dima Balan and grit - Translation of the beautiful

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №523
 24.12.2007
When you do not sleep for the third day, the consciousness is relaxed in time. Everything seems so vague and illusory. A blush around...
You can have such exciting conversations between today and yesterday, commenting on it by "in 25 minutes". And you say "Coffee! It’s good!" Weaknesses, we are given everything from birth.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №522
 24.12.2007
Ppc, my father pulled the boiler out of the watermelon into the toilet, dropped the watermelon and pierced the toilet through.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №521
 24.12.2007
ten in the morning. and Tuesday. Calling the boss (b) to the programmer (p):
B is hello. (Buddyly )
P is hello. and sleeping)
B – Wake up You should come to the client during the day.
Let me call you back in 10 minutes. I focus on my plans for the day.
B is OK. I wait.

20 minutes pass. The boss calls the programmer again:
b) What is it? (Buddyly )
P is hello. What is "What"? and sleeping)
B is yop. Wake up. You should come to the client during the day.
Let me call you back in 10 minutes. I focus on my plans for the day.
(b) is it ...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №520
 24.12.2007
XXX is
I received an unknown number:
19/12/2007 (06:53 GMT +03:00)
Are you still selling cocaine?
YYYY
Change to Chelsea.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №519
 24.12.2007
SilveryStr> Ggg. Since yesterday I’ve been watching some fucking pulling ALL 250GB of anime from me in the DC.
SilveryStr> Today, while I was sleeping, a message came from him:
[13:36:21] <ankil> but I don't need anime they got me stop downloading anime

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