I hate people who all their lives prove, prove, prove something to everyone.
yyy: Ahaha, under the description of my matan is suitable
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: Matan
I have a colloquium tomorrow.
YYY: Thank you for reminding me.

Comments on Video, where a man on his car tires another

XHH: By the way, on the dark machine and damage is not noticeable.
Such "Taran" - and the cap does not even remember.

yyy:...we have here recently pop from the bells pi%annulся, and gallos as new...

and maybe a happy mil for adults to do... and there is a useful thing to put in a package... well there, flat-floors for example)))

From the comments on the forum, in the topic about Wikipedia:
I have already sent him 50 rubles, why he continues to look at me like this : (

My wife and I rented an apartment for two. One day the bathroom clogged. We called the sanitary, a 25-year-old man came. He went to the bathroom, 10 minutes later comes out and holds a piece of wet hair in his hand and says, “Where he is, bring him here more quickly!” I’ve dreamed all my life of getting to know Chubba!

[Groxy]: and all forms of hostility to me please express in a suicidal form :3

I always liked sitting at the window, staring at the night city and drinking coffee. I was an ordinary man... and now I’m a fucking vanilla name!!! Go on, cattle, I hate you all!

<xxx>: Where did the expression "as about the wall of grain" come from? Why the fucking grass? Going to the wall?
<yyy>: There was such a medieval Moldovan philosopher Obsten Ugoroh. Hard-hearted and stupid, nobody liked it.

I saw on the movie poster "Fungus 3D" I understand, can you watch without glasses?

xxx: cat walks and looks - I take to the toilet - pofig
XHH: I carry to the bathroom and go to the bathroom.
after 3 minutes again walks and looks - I carry to the toilet - pofig
I go to the toilet and I go to the bathroom - Kacheshit
I am a trainer))
Look, he is on his knees.
You will swallow
WOW: Feel What You Are; This Trainer

I always dreamed of long hair. Finally, they grew up almost to the belt, and I, taking a shower every night and pulling my ass out of the bucket of Bucephal, curse the damn virgin nature.
And it is beautiful, yes.

Our police work very well – I was called and told that my phone was stolen before I found missing. O_O

Now I opened my diary, where I record my thoughts and so on. He opened, and out of it escaped two cockroaches...

Provider....remember - already 00-20 01.12.2011 - it is time to cut me off from the injection - I did not pay and I want to sleep...

Medical Consultation Forum:

I was bitten by a dog, three days later he exhaled...I went through a course of rabies injections. I was bitten by a puppy a week later, he died in 11 days! Should I continue to inject?? to

It’s not about dogs. =D

Yesterday on the radio of the lighthouse two hosts discussed the charms of life in Moscow, the first was delighted by everyone, the second, respectively, hail. First (hot): Well, tell me, in which other capital in the world can you drive at a speed of 80 km per hour? Second (melancholic): if you are Russian, then in any...

I went to a friend for his birthday. by RJEM:
Do you know today is the Day of the Elephant? XD is
and he:
I have gathered you all!

My mom is a breeder of dogs and here is once comes to us home a client (precisely a client) and begins to choose a dog cabbage....see how they run on the carpet and can not decide.A lady such 45 years old with a serious face all calculates as if not to be mistaken.Because the parents already lived not with us in the apartment and the room was used mostly by me (I was 19 then) after long excavations somewhere behind the couch the puppy carries a used condom....no scene,dama just thought about:-I will take this.

About the upcoming elections. In 2006, the current authorities pledged to completely transfer the army to a contractual basis by 2010. I still thought, said cool, just finished the institute and no problems.

Actually where?

from ZH
They vaccinated their newborn child. I ordered to write on the child a tag “Virus database updated 24.08.07″ - was not understood :(((