Nothing to do with the girl? Are you tired of sex and have no mood to talk? Heroes of Sword and Magic - light up the new fire of War in your relationship!

Funny if the end of the world comes on December 19 or 20 and finds someone in line for a candle and oatmeal, someone in a traffic jamming behind a gasoline cane, someone when entering a drop in the next flow server.
If we consider that the external enemy is invented to distract from internal problems, then from which ass are we distracted?

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xxx: "You are spit in the devil, so put a hollow face on your face!"
Xxx : (
XXX: The Fuck
yyy: :' ( *ROFL*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Thank you for using our amphetamines! Here is a bit of heroin. Your love, your blizzard

I live in the private sector in the suburbs. Two days ago, the internet disappeared due to the snowfall. I made a request to the provider. The weather is tired, and the inette is not. Today I come from work and in the light of the light, I see an inscription on the snow near the stove: “Reboot the router! %provider_name %» 0_o

The habit of visiting a friend is not with empty hands.
On my SMS "What to buy?" I get the answer that killed my logic at all: "Buy bread OR an onion". How is it at all???? to

I have a friend's milk, a usual thing, so here, she was treated, she drank pills, and her guy was prescribed an ointment, well, in general, he says to her: "Mash, I am lubricating him with ointment, and then I can't stop."

Working in a web studio, one obsessive client asked to replace all text entries "euro" with "U.E." on the site. Write a quick script replacing the text, but not quite correctly. A message comes in an hour:
> where the word EUROPE is present - on the website hangs u.e.PY!! to
I sit and cuddle :)

A letter of support:
does not work (unhealthy authorization error contact the developer) the door and logon of the door correctly removed and re-tuned does not work comparatively

Regular consumption of flavonoids (chocolate/cacao beans) slows down and even causes improvement in cognitive functions. They also expand the brain vessels, improve its blood supply, etc. The rats on the cocoa extract became smarter just in sight and by the end of the day began to ask questions, “Who am I? What am I raised from? That I am so bold?”

<a> the sensitivity in the newspapers.
<a> I agree with you.
<a> Deputies should issue a law against cold weather.
<b> guess what they’re going to punish
<a> people of course. Fuck they are frozen.

Do you want to divorce?
Have you prepared something? Type "Do you want to eat, I cooked the borst"?
and yes. If you want to divorce, I’ve prepared a scandal.

We have a small salary compensated by a high level of responsibility!

Dear brothers! Remembering your magical power of thought, I ask you to think together so that I can find a job. Please please! Soon there will be nothing to eat and the cat’s food will end :-(

Have you bought a child?
Dear, we made it ourselves.
Did you bathe a baby in the bathroom, fool?

At the new job, the girl decided to push. Question: What kind of tea do you like? What does your girlfriend usually do to you? I didn't bother - my girlfriend usually makes me go, and I can make tea myself.

xxx: I, as a female programmer, absolutely need an operator "maybe"

On the corporate kitchen is a box "a letter to Santa". Instructions on the box:
The dream must be alone.
Not to write about money.
The dream must be signed (name and surname).

Conversation in the female community:
I try not to touch your cosmetics.
2 is so?
You’re a sensitive lady, you can even fuck it.

Alisa: call me
My tooth hurts, I can’t talk.
I’ll call you in 10 minutes.
Yohoho: handcuffs

I put a 16:9 ratio on the TV, turned on the news. They showed the officials - returned at 4:3. I can’t see such wide mouths.)