The summer. The village. I am 5. After the rain I went out for a walk, wearing a red saraphan, with huge pockets. Suddenly there was some movement in the grass, I looked at — earth frogs, and so much! I, a girl from Chukotka, have never seen such wealth, well, and got a full pocket of frogs)



I decided to show it to my mother and went home. Mom, sister and aunt were sitting on the couch and talking. With the words "Look what I have," I, satisfied with the spots, turned the entire pocket on the floor...I had never heard such a whisper before or after! They were caught a long time later.)

Yesterday I went out of training, I see my bus. I don't want to stand in the cold for another 15 minutes, so I run to the stop and at the same time pull my hand so that the driver stops.



Probably he noticed me because he slowed down at the stop. I ran to the bus and stood at the door. He stood for a few seconds and touched me without opening the door. I started knocking on the door – I stopped, the door opened.

I get into the bus and ask the driver:

Why didn’t you open the door right away?

I did not know you were going to go!



really is. I like to run on buses.

If you ask a child in the middle of the night, he will answer - children are waiting for adulthood, birthdays and gifts. Adolescents are expecting adulthood, 18, 21, alcohol, birthdays. And I am 30 years old, I have been waiting, and if you have to name my age - you have to remember what year and month is today, to deduct the date of birth, I just don't remember how old I am NOW, it can be seen as unnecessary.

When I was a kid and my dad always came back from fishing, I was sure that’s exactly how fish smells.

It was 30-40 years ago, my grandfather told me.

Whether a friend or a colleague returned home in the evening and when he entered the entrance he was pressed to the wall by two strangers, one in his eyes with a lamp, and the other lifted his hat a little and asks:

This one? The second says:

She, not he. and departed...

And this friend or colleague came home and instead of a new fur hat, in the mirror saw an old rabbit.

I remembered the case. I was flying in the plane, I was sitting by the window, the child on the left and his mother on the other side. After the departure, the condensate (as it turned out later) gathered on the "push" and the water dropped on the sleeping child next to him. I noticed, I told his mother, and she first started chasing me that it was dropping something out of my basket, which I put up (her things naturally stood there too and by definition nothing should drop out of there). Then, making sure that the things are not the case, and getting to know with the stewardess why the water drops, she offered ATTENTION!!! I (not myself) move to the place of the child! I nodded and turned to the window. Nafig is...