My mother is a doctor. He walks through the kitchen and bubbles:
M: What is this man? Is it tuberculosis? I can’t see the birds he holds. It could be a terrible word...
I: Mom, he has a wolf!
M (she smiles widely, then the smile disappears): And you know, it’s her.
I: O_O
What would you think? A true wolf!

Sphinx: Your old ass spoke to me
KilledByDream: What are they saying?
Sphinx: sent a link and claims that there in the photo I am in the lifter

I finally looked in my favorite eyes today! All three pairs.
Have you looked in the eyes of your favorite spider?

They were sitting somehow on a pair at a height.The Prepod distributed the controls, which were written on the previous pair.The shout of the groupman from the front pairs looking into his sheet:
HH: What is this!!? to
So, calm down, it looks like a fifth.
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From the forum:
I work as a security guard in a supermarket, yesterday came a type of drunken drink, began to stick to the sellers I polently told him that you should not do this, after which he invited me to go out, there he began to rough me and I pulled his tooth short. He called the police and wrote a statement on me, what will I do now?

The first comment:
They will understand and invite...

16:48 Saviesa: I was looking at how to tie a loop in the yandex. I left the computer, went to the buch, I come back.. my boss is sitting in my place.. very printed))

Saviesa: And it started so far away. Type of. How you live, all is well.

Saviesa: I was looking for a way to tie the loop with spices.

Hi brother, where are you?
xxx with my girlfriend :(
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: It seems to have taken her.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: Yeah, I went away for a moment I come back and she rides with some glasses and seems to have fun...

......
Oh no, this is not my girlfriend. The cow is just the same.

XXX: And Wozniacki is still that. Today I was invited to score a couple of bits... Who knew that there would be a lot of watt and a couple of door bits waiting for me!

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In the user agreement in addition to the items "I agree with the terms" and "I do not agree with the terms" need to add a third "I do not agree, but would like to continue")))