Smoking causes Cape Canaveral.
Houston is in trouble.

She wants to get married and have two children until she’s 25.
xxx: - I tried to explain to her that I put Gothic 4 on fire...but she doesn't even want to hear about it =(

Real case from the life of tech support: today a stupid woman was angry that she was going to have to enter the names of the sites and demanded to return her money spent on the connection

More and more often about the news in Russia I learn not from strip.ru, but from BORA =)

It’s crazy to read before work.
There is nothing to read at work.

I’ll give you three 256MB SODIMM DDR2 bars (two Samsung PC2-4200 and one Hynix PC2-5300) for free, provided you tell me why you need them 

I want a telecast.
Tagged: bue
xxx: ahaha gay what?
Kiddak: Tolls for the fools who can't download porn)))

The leaders of our company are Europeans.
For a long time tried to influence employees, so that they smile at work, appear to remind people of happy and very positive.
After long unsuccessful attempts to the desired result, they came to the conclusion that all Russians are sold because they only smile on the day of pay.

Real men don’t say ' Choose! Either I, or he!' They take their hand and take it away.
Yyy: And if they are two, they break the girl in half xD

The microwave is a refrigerator. Therefore, in the refrigerator, the light is turned on when it opens, and in the microwave - when it closes.

Tagged with: guys! What is the song: ttbaritaritmatmae tiribaritmatmae?
@JeArgent: She plays in movies where people jump on horses, ahaha
@JeArgent: If anything, I am sober!
in 10 minutes
@JeeArgent: Oh, I remembered it! there sings "veriz and country veriz and go, verizi and country haap ma jo"
in 5 minutes
@John: I am crying! Happ ma jo! The song is Cotton Eye Joe.

In the forum:
I dream to meet a good, cute, good IT specialist 25-35 years old from Moscow. If you want to talk, write, I look forward to it!
<super moderator>citizens, write to a student program...

xxx: in short, went to the store, to Rublevsky's own, at that time there were rounds of people with bottles of different types of alcohol. And 70% of them are already drunk and came for the dog. Those who just buy products are less than 5%. Now I go: people are 3 times less than usual, 1 man is worth choosing cheese... Read the expiration date, and loudly

xxx: the next chooses a cleaning agent, a gang of "potsans" goes with bottles, I think, thank God, I fit - whites... Another in chocolate candy chooses... NONE MAN WITH BLOOM. I did not even take a beer for myself, but a chocolate for tea... already paid, a man comes out, too with this, with a basket, well, it is clear that there is a vince or a bottle of water... X$y there are bananas!

XXX: and as he was going out, I met a buey like this, so he took, held the door and waited until I went out.
What shit is happening?

A girl reads a note in the subway:
Girl, and who are you?
- Botanic
Well, you can see, but in the profession?

'of personal life would be - a great life would be!

A day before the exam, the father asks:
Q: What do you have tomorrow at the Gay exam?
I: Well yes...
P: For whom?
I am a fucking pedestrian.

Phoenix: Go to sleep?
The manicure :)
Phoenix: Handicraft
PhoeniX: you at "O"
Tagged with: o_o
Phoenix: great))

We need to change the name of a town to Caesars.
The Battle of Kaif...

From Pickup Forum:
Genger: I am angry when a guy begins to ask after sex, whether he liked it or not!
Sibirion: What an interesting and diverse sex life.

From the e-cigarettes forum. Topic "Do you smoke in public places?"

I recently got into the car and smoked. We had this conversation:
You smoked O! Open the window.
For what? Do you smell?
and yes.
What does it smell?
Oh no... let’s see!