He: Tell me, how do girls scream when they want sex?
She: You know it yourself. Tell them better how they talk when they don’t want to?
He is:...
She says, “You don’t know!
He: Namek understood...

But so that there are no such things from our invisible, they need to be fucked so that in ecstasy they tear their teeth. But that is the only thing that needs to be.

Sexually involved in overload dies first. It is not important forining the life of the body.

I talked to my wife on the phone at the end of the working day, discussing what she would prepare for dinner. At the end she asks:
Are you going to jump? (I hear "Beer will jump?")
The banks are two.
They laughed. I come home – she actually bought a couple of bottles of beer. I love my wife :)

The acquaintance spoke about what she calls her false imitator "Jackie". My guess, that in honor of the notorious Eastern actor, was confirmed by the most unpolitically correct phrase: "He is also yellow!"

xxx: oh, I hear in September 2013 in nursing houses will be overcrowded:)))
And the boys will be named End, and the girls will be named Light.

Choose yourself in the satellites of the lives of the moral worlds, then do not! I got! concerning both sexes.

YouTube, video "Best Chemical Tricks", where the professor shows various explosive chemicals. The tricks. The comment killed:
It is the fourth university professor. Last three he broke!!! to
:D

XXX: I am talking about the cursor
XXX: Did you send him away?
Please read this word correctly!

I am writing an essay on the topic: "Information Protection in Russia". I copy the article, insert it into the word, print it out, I understand that something is wrong here...

People, cease to absorb the souls of dragons!
YYY: Dawakin is overcrowded or protected from recording.

The Zero Law of Robotics: Don’t Pass the Cappuccino

XXX: You are still alive. well well.
Did you send murderers after me? D is :
HH: Then I would write “Live still. “And now I’m happy with you, LOL.
WOW: Yet you know something I don’t know.
HH: Yes, and there are a lot of such things. You are humanitarian.

A: Could it be women’s collectors?
BB: Or a mol on the spikes and in the butter.

Tell me a good German movie with your wife to watch :-)
Going to Heaven
ZZZ - Going to Heaven
jjj - Go to nbes
XXX - Drawing

In the Baranovich district, a robber grabbed a woman’s bag, sat on a horse and jumped...
Here is the prince on the white horse.

Dear husbands and wives, boys and girls! Please get out of the room with the cleaning!

The magazine “Your Day”
When God created men, he probably wanted to make them a mouthpiece like cats. But it worsened, and there was a whirlwind.
by Serena Serena
Three days ago I cast my own.
by Serena Serena
The cat ?

In an anonymous chat
Q: Did you enjoy yourself?
by M. HY
I made my cake.)

xxx> bleie, I just got to watch NTV, I'm scared friend
yyy> about what?
xxx> the end is imminent
yyy> an asteroid
Mayans, Indians, ancient proto-Slavs, all of them unanimously say that the dog is coming, they have dominated the mosaic in the fuck and this they want to warn us, because December 21 on the calendar of the Indians (which NTV modestly silenced) is indicated as the day of the blue hand and this is the undeniable proof that the dog will come, people save, fuck that the prices have risen and the price has fallen and prepare for the end!
xxx> yet this pathosy voice behind the frame, which does not even speak, but TELL about the end of the world and all the time filled with phrases "Scientists proved" "Scientists in shock" "Scientists are working on decoding";
yyy> I have such a sense that these pathetic voices after this shit is recorded and broadcast, gather, eat candy, call back with Ren-TV and crack the entire television company )

Online chat games:
You are all shit.
Dude, I’m sorry