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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73994
 08.12.2012
XXX to Cyprus

All, guys, all for the time being
Be Good, Don’t Be Aboriginal
Yyy: You can’t kill them either.
You are a Russian tourist.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73993
 08.12.2012
At home, the phone rings and I raise the phone without thinking:
The Monsters Corporation is listening to you!
An angry second delay at the end of the wire:
I’m calling the radio station, can you tell me I got there?
I am not confused XD

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73992
 08.12.2012
We talk to a comrade, I touch him completely unconsciously, well, by inexperience (yes, there are such girls who have young people, but no experience in such matters) I ask what, say, he has your size.
See also a short tour. The beginning, he says, is here. The end is mood.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73991
 08.12.2012

XHH: I am in a blockade. I see a car next to me with the same magnet.
and me. I pick up the controller and add a sound. He cuts, I am again.
The man turns it off, I turn it on. He crossed, removed the panel.
I cleaned it in the barracks.

Tagged: life

Q: Have you encountered?? to

WOW: I did it myself

DD: I would see it.

WOW: We took the controller so we approached the first floors of the windows where there is a telephone. They turned it off... then they turned it on again, we turned it off again, then they just did that, the guy got out and just pulled the wire out of the socket.

Tagged with: stervaaa

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

It was the harsh nineties.

This was two years ago :DDDDDDDDDD

XHH: =DDD Ohuenno

WOW: no, out of sacha says this summer :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73990
 08.12.2012
After watching porn, the desire to change a loved one as a hand removes.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73989
 08.12.2012
Illiterate people are divided into two types:
1st Confused and confused. They don’t care whether they are literate or not.
2nd They confuse what and what, and instead write again. They think they are literate.

The second is more.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73988
 08.12.2012
Could I get a cat? I am becoming a lonely shit. although, considering the experience of a couple of plants on the window and my short marriage, it is better for me to have a stone ;(

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73987
 08.12.2012
If I smoked every time I had sex, I would have the healthiest lungs in the world.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73986
 08.12.2012
and epic. Some defaches on a mobile phone with someone in the courtyard (I smoke on the balcony at 50 meters), a shopkeeper... and now issued:
Close your mouth when you talk to me!!!by 1111
I did not smoke a cigarette.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73985
 08.12.2012
XXX is Hi! I bought it anyway!
The Android?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Processor: NVIDIA Tegra 3, 1500 MHz
Number of processor cores: 4. Give the Brain!! to
WOW: Be more careful! Here you will get up one day to drink water, go into the kitchen, and there... he is eating your sandwiches!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73984
 08.12.2012
What type of browser do you have?
I have a wifi!
I understand, and the browser?
Wow: Well I don’t know, there are different sites I have here Facebook and Wifi!
Facebook is a social network and wifi... stop where do you get wifi? Buying a router?
I don’t know, I have Facebook here.
Damn, IRA, what’s the problem with you?! to
The picture has not opened.
What type of browser?
WOW: How is it?
The blue letter E or the red letter O on the label?
Tagged: blue
XHH: I mean
WOW: I am like that! I don’t know your abbreviations. It’s like TP, right? so you went...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73983
 08.12.2012
xxx: to me here in skype were tapped: "مرحبا! من فضلك هل من اممكن أنهون من بين أصدقائك"
YYY: And what did you answer?
xxx: "أنا لا أعرف الغة الخاصة بك"
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: the respondent’s reaction?
xxx: ignored
YYYY : )
yyy: it should have been written this way: "איך טאָן ניט ויןדיין שּראַך"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73982
 08.12.2012
But the elephant has a big cock and the sperm is small, why? Does he have a big cock?
WOW is big. Apparently you put him at work?
Oh boss, it’s not you! forgive me!
Specifically, sperm is very interesting.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73981
 08.12.2012
“This was the last drop in my garden with your bell" fairy combined, didn’t it?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73980
 08.12.2012
Here, for example, we in Peter have a Military Communications Academy.
>So this academy is called the Buddenno, and in front of the main entrance stands
The > Monument to Chapaev.
And I have been tormented for forty years by the question of what attitude to communication (except
> out of marriage) have these two people?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73979
 08.12.2012
XXX: Expressionism is beautiful (:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is architecture.
XXX: This is the reason.
YYY : Okay.
Yyy: Here is the refutation: mayonnaise.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73978
 08.12.2012
smerch112: My computer trolls me frequently.
smerch112: I understand what is there with USB wires or what static voltage and all that...
smerch112: but it turns out very symbolic, only I get up from behind it and go, the sound of equipment withdrawal is played, and as I sit down - the sound of connection >_<

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73977
 08.12.2012
Poster in the dentist’s office: “God gives us teeth twice in life. This is the third time you have to pay for it".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73976
 08.12.2012
We sit somehow on the change, waiting for the pair to start.
Here, in a rushing walk, a guy comes to us and slowly surrounds all those present with a glance. A long pause during which we are looking forward to what will happen next.
And then the guy gave just a brilliant phrase and the best question I’ve just heard.
"Hmm, am I not studying with you?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73975
 08.12.2012
I brought my sports protein home. I bought a lot and cheap. So that parents didn’t stick so and said: “cheap dry milk, protein.” I had a delicious protein blend in the morning. My mother added my sports nutrition instead of dry milk.(((((((((( One enjoys the bled really tasty ))))

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