Today, while running down the ladder, I was overtaken by a girl... pretend, yes!)) But that’s not all... you’d hear how she matured when I overcame her again))))

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The 2014 Formula 1 Grand Prix in a country that doesn’t know what a car is. I live in a country of fools.

Not what Bolid. This country does not know what the road is.

Good luck, good luck and good luck.
Yyy: You are a creepy person.

On one of the forums I read a topic:
Having a romantic evening with a girl at her 18 years old
She is at home, both of us. What can be thought of to make the veil unforgettable?
He killed the first answer:
This is the problem...
Give her a cactus.
will remember for a long time.

For example, we have the concept of the "Swedish family" - spouses more than 2x, "Marriage with weekends" - spouses quietly go to the shutters. So, no one in Sweden has heard of such insults and everyone says that this is purely Russian fiction.
However, the Swedes have the concept of "Russian accounting" - it is when nothing can be understood in accounting reports.

I recently walked along the highway (morning waking days). He walked, walked, struck the ambulance car. by foot! The Emergency! haste to!Hurry up, fucking help! Which with flashes and a constant war of siren!!Who went to save people! No one missed her! Dear drivers, you are stupid! And not to fuck about yourself, that said, there was nowhere to turn.

RoV (23:29:59 3/12/2010)
Around the military committee he heard two types of smoking, one said:
I go to the military.
Do you suffer from enuresis?
I : No. Onanism only sometimes.
Doctor *seriously*: Hm... Onanism... With onanism they are taken into the army... There they all suffer...

From a women’s forum, the girl forgot the password from the box:
"And here is a secret question that keeps me stuck until now.
The question I have is the Day of Death. and this is what I meant by it, I can't remember. and the date of the wedding doesn't fit..."

The midwife brings the newborn to the dad, shows, congratulates. Father frightened: Oh, why is he so red? The midwife was not confused: I would myself try to climb through such a hole.

I found a piece on my boyfriend’s collar.
Do you betray me with another chicken?

The study of plasma physics usually takes a couple of semesters... well, we have half a pair.

Elena-K: Once on TV in a culinary show I saw cooking a masterpiece
Lightbit is Tiramisu? : - )
Elena-K: Their... tiramisu is magic
Elena-K: And there was...
Elena K: In short. I took a lot of zebra.
Lightbit: And they ate it?
Elena-K: He was cut into thin layers
Lightbit: And they ate it?
Elena-K: Fat cream with sugar powder
Lightbit: And they ate it?
Elena-K: Cut the oranges and bananas
Lightbit: And they ate it?
Elena-K: And all this layers gathered in cake
Elena-K: And then they ate it!
Lightbit: Oh yes!! to

Zeleng: a friend told.. he was on vacation, stopped in some super-mega hotel, in which the light on the sound of the shuttle with the palms is turned on / off.. well, everything is cool, he says, but when you have sex - the light flashes.

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The car is, like any other technique, a mirror.
that is. If it breaks down in you.
Secondly, you need to give her a name - then she will be less obsessive.
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What name is it?
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I’ll call it yours ?
She never broke))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

In the winter, nothing disciplines drivers more than the Porsche Cayenne.

The summer. The Cabbage. I rest with my friends. There are three boys and two girls sitting at the next table. I paid attention to their conversation (for honour to say not I alone!) A sharp increase in the tone of conversation. It turned out that it was about education. Essence is not important. After the last phrase the girl spoke, we couldn’t get the bartender out of the bar for five minutes. This materialized concentration of glamour gives its opponent:"He went to ##y, mu#k!!! I am studying at the Institute of Culture!!!" XD

[OZK]ne4eHbKo: Would you like to shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAA" to the one who prevents you from getting out of the bus? :D

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I just don’t recognize you on AVE! How to do?
YYYY:hychy))) well considering that I have a godmother on the background of the sun then yes))maybe not to know)))

Judging by the fact that they gave us Sochi 2014 and the 2018 World Cup, they are confident that in 2012 everything is finally done.

I just want to say a huge thank you to all the drivers who brake when they see one person at a pedestrian crossing. You’re stopping a cloud of cars behind you, you could drive like everyone else, but you’re still waiting.
Thank you, dear car owners, thanks to your timely stops, the mood is improved for the whole day. You are real people.