I’m not a grammar-nazi, but when my boyfriend wrote to me that I was a baranesse...

I haven’t played on your internet since recently.
I had a girlfriend with whom we had a good relationship for over a year.
I thought she was my best friend and shared all my secrets with her.
xxx: well, she said from the male sex, but I was not embarrassed because many people do so.
X: And her name was Waley, how did I know?
It was a time when I wanted to see Irene.
XXX: It was a man.
xxx is in love
XXX: I had to fuck.
XXX and getting married
So I’m no longer on your internet!

In the internet cafe opened the story, I read the search query: why so many old fat girls gather in the internet cafe in Moscow and occupy computers.

xxx> I often dream of apocalypse or post-apocalypse
yyy> asteroid is too simple
xxx> Yellowstone super volcano is also a topic
yyy> no, it would be cool if the world afterwards.
XXX> the world afterwards? OOO
yyy> world after )))))))) ahahahaha flood of course
yyy> the world after is my Olya when I stick to her +)))))

Going out of the metro on Mayakovskaya, I see a man standing and talking on the phone, looking at the concert hall named Tchaikovsky. I walk past him and I hear a magnificent phrase: I am at this fucking philharmonic, and where are you?

I am a wife:
“I have a to-do list that asks you to make my jeans.
Please ask...
Anna, give me my jeans
is accepted. Go out (continues to do your business).
Aahane...
You have written " ask". You fulfilled

Jam Hadar: You're my friend, don't hide anything from me... well except the genitals

The VKontakte Group:

What gender is the dancer/dancer in a yellow costume from the Gangnam Style clip?
They are Koreans.
xxx: thank you
zzz: O_o

Are you Arab or Jewish?
Can I have my option?
Serge: Thank you for the reply.

Hey, they brought a note, say the son works a lot, here the keys and broke off... I wonder who is lying to whom, they lie to me or their son? Because the broken keys are w,s,a,d,ctrl,shift,space...

Why do cats, when they are asked to open the door and you open it, stand long in the passage?
<SteiN>touch when textures are loaded

she: za4em voobs4e brosat' kurit'?
I: the whisper said it will not stand
She is: pe4al'ka
I: sadness is, let’s say, the paper in the toilet is gone, or an asteroid is flying to the ground... but with a scream it is a catastrophe!! to

Nowadays, the ability to get red remains only in hypertensive people and alcoholics.

Theft is the opposite.
The wife has a younger sister, looking at which from the side - it is possible to assume that if you spit or suck in her direction, then she will crash to hit by a shock airwave.
She has 172 cm of body height, and the body itself weighs only 45-47 kg, and she looks like a truss.
Sometimes I call her a “podyum old hangover,” and she doesn’t get offended. He is a technical translator who works. So here. and yesterday.
Late in the evening, a call from her. And immediately, by the fact that she can - without preface:
- I was attacked... Three devils jumped out right on the turn into our street... Billat, the jacket was broken...
A healthy life?
They didn’t know that I was a judo.
Are they then alive? I don’t ask about their health.
- You are funny, and as a result - two are now lying in a frozen pit, and one - escaped, fell!
Are those who are lying alive?
Where are they going? They lie down, crawl, like a crap... Well, what do I do? Can I call the police?
It is stupid! Call an ambulance from the automate - if you find one - and get your feet away from there!
and silence...
- Listen, I am ashamed, of course, but the pockets of the lying - I cleaned up!... compensation, so to speak. For a sudden scare and a broken jacket. Do not worry. These goops had only 593 rubles (they would always live like that).
I am silent...
“Don’t blame, even on the phone – I see your dissatisfied face.
I am them!! All the whole!! It is 93 rubles! I left in the metro.

PS: well... what to say – BIGGODY, type – from the victim – hello to the thief!

The Jew to the thieves: "I have nothing against being robbed, but I have no money with me. “Give me, I will owe you.”

A young man in an audiobook store.
Show me the classic.
Which one?
Aria, Metalica and Manovars.
Do you want something heavy?
What is there?
Well, judging by you – Mozart, Bach, Beethoven...

xx: AV Kaspersky complains about infecting a file with a virus that does not exist)
xx is fucking
3opre: "I think you’re not sick of me"

Subject: Help for IPT, stupid questions for specialists.
Question: stood 7maximum v 7601..WITH FIGHTING ANTI-VIRUS something caught up..overloaded from the disk..and the label lost...now the black screen...give the way..plz...
Answer No. 1: The cheese machined the wheelchair, went out the window to a date.
P.s And now slowly by point and without rush, explain your problem as elaborately as possible, in familiar words.
Answer No. 2: The battery is rotating, but there is no gas.
Question No. 3: What is it special from birth?
What I don’t understand, Chel directly writes:
>Stalled 7maximum v 7601.
Windows 7 Ultimate version 7601
>While fighting with antivirus something stuck..overloaded from the disk..
As a result of an infection or an antivirus conflict, reinstalled the system from the disk.
>a label lost...now black screens
I did not find the activation key, the trial mode ended, the screw is not activated, the desktop is black.
> give me the way.
Asks for a link to activate the screw or crack.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation finds it tragic that Russian officials have become victims of the “Magnitsky Law” – that is, thieves, scammers and murderers – are “victims”?

Conversation with a programmer:
You have grey hair.
This is a beaten pixel.