Miss Lav: It’s a pity that you broke up. They were such a harmonious couple.
Shirt by AHA. The most romantic moment of our short life together was when he walked around the bedroom at night in shorts and socks, explaining to me what a disc defragmentation is. I was sitting naked in bed trying to make a smart face.

You got your new year’s randevou. I have not gathered anywhere and I will not go.

The snow.

What is a broken cave? It’s when you’re about to sneeze and you’re shot.

Not so scary hungry cat and unleavened flowers as their poorly wasted mistress.

It’s just like seeds – until you get fresh you won’t start working :)

xxx: today was at our admin, I saw on the table in the mountains of the chlam sheet, all written with the phrase "Hello world". He was writing a penny like that.

27 of December. and Siberia. by Mr Kyzyl. Late afternoon private house. I went to sleep with my wife. I feel the bed trembling, I open my eyes - jop, the whole house shakes - an earthquake! We go down from the second floor with my wife and get up in the doorway. I see, and she has things in her hands (see the most valuable to save decided) - a cell phone old and two socks: one wool, the other ordinary, blue...

I watched a nice video about the cat beggar, decided to see what in the comments.
I was broken by the best comment "He is not comparable to the creator of Wikipedia"=)))
@ he

Dear K.O., you are asking how many ponds do we, the Moscovites, have in a place called “Patriarchal ponds”?! to

Yes, you were lucky to see only one square-shaped pond (thanks to the improvement of the 1950s). I am pleased to explain your confusion, arising in connection with the inconsistency of this fact with the use in the title of the "Patriarchal ponds" of the form of the multiple number.

The whole thing is that in the 17th century in the patriarch's estate on the Kozy Bled there were three ponds - two on the Bubna river and one on its annex (this river belongs to the basin of the Presny river). Only one of the ponds - the source of the river Bubna - has reached the present time, you have seen it, and two others together with rivers were filled in the first half of the 19th century, and in their place is now the Triple Streets. This is why "square"

I am very pleased that you are so interested in the history of our city. Write more!

2 westerns to each other grit

-These mosquitoes in that Sevastopol were completely overwhelmed, do you know how their main square is called?
and??? to
-"Our language is theirs!"

c) Folk folklore

C HUBRA (for flash with protection)

Devix: Why Destroy Data? They are in a single copy. It is better to destroy an attacker’s computer.
Alexeyco: Why destroy an attacker’s computer? It is better to destroy the perpetrator.

The march will also come out Twilight: sunset, rising, arrival, expenditure, care, steam, noon, lunch, half of the fourth, without twenty-eight, full moon, full moon, moonless, etc. and so on.

And I’m looking forward to coming out "Summer: Half Sixth". I even go to the cinema for this spectacle.

and gel:
I am so fashionable here. The office worker blows. In the jacket. Honey, Honey, Honey is a corporate day. I drink coffee in a cooked coffee maker. The cup is so beautiful. But sugar by engineering habit mix with a screwdriver.

Question: I regularly buy various medicines in the pharmacy. This time I bought 3 types of anesthetics (analgin, citramon and noshpa) and packaging of No. 2 products. No one racked, the pharmacist stood behind the counter with pokerface'em, none of the 4 people from the row left no comment.
Question: What did I do wrong?

Answer: You did not lie. by AVE!

- In our department, almost everyone during the doctorate wrote three articles and gave birth to two children.
And you what?
I wrote six articles and gave birth to one child.
This is not something you did...

Return the Coca-Cola advertisement with trucks, or the New Year does not feel!!! to

You can’t sneeze if you’re a guy, if you’re in the toilet and if you’re writing!! to

From Habr, a comment to the topic about zombie mushrooms parasiting on ants:
Married for two years.

27 December 2011
Yuri: my mommy puzzle bought..2000 pieces, 960x680cm) nahuy tor, nahuy everything....we’ll see next year :)

dreamtheatre (16:09:56 27/12/2011)
And I replaced the rubber when, the old brought and discharged near the gate, our garbage is taken out on Sundays at night. Carry to landfill 100 meters. I will take it, I think, tonight. Shortly forgot about her. In the morning I go to work -net) Rushed))) Although in 500 m tire installation, and there such a dead rubber lies a bunch, for recycling 200 rubles per wheel take)))
<<**Maestro**>> (16:12:31 27/12/2011)
At the end of the day, he was probably overwhelmed by happiness when he reached 100.
dreamtheatre (16:13:01 27/12/2011)
No to. They just lie there. That is shit. I am at the door, I need it.
dreamtheatre (16:13:13 27/12/2011)
Therefore, it is necessary to delay
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:19 27/12/2011)
You are right.
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:22 27/12/2011)
I did not think
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:55 27/12/2011)
But I can see with all the clarity that in view of this iron argument I would also have shunned.