Let my mom hear, let my mom come.
Please let my mom find me.
XXX: It should not be so in the world.
XXX: Outside the castle in the toilet.
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Yyy: Fuck, I’m sorry guy

XXXX: People, tell me what’s wrong with me? Every time I do minet, all the shit comes into my head.

Suddenly, right in front of my eyes, the truck somehow unnaturally folds, slides, slides and fades. He just got into the corner of the fur. I pressed the brake. ABS says to me "TRRR-TRRR-TRRR!", that in translation to Russian sounds like "Let us also participate in this accident?".

About the tour of Israel:" And then you will have a tour of the places of battle glory of Jesus Christ";

You no longer fear references to the Belarusian market. I saw the price, the jaw knocked on the floor.

I like to work here) at the corporate NG director argued with the chief engineer whether the youngest engineer will seduce the new young girl of the development manager)

Discussing the cartoon about euthanasia, the tablet "Ask your doctor if you are suitable for suicide"

Commentary: I have asked. He said that this shit would end me.

From the unknown answers:
All the moderators also have a holiday, good luck to you and love in the New Year. You are dogs, but the dogs are dogs.

Wife: I understand, of course, that you are a sweetheart, but the undernourished snickers on the batch of the toilet are too much.

Topic on the forum: describe your former title of the film. The second one is the green elephant.

They walked with a dog in the afternoon past the local cottage, heard a conversation of two boys, 10 years old.

1: And she says you love her.
2: No, I do not like it.
She said she loves you, otherwise she’t have fought for her.
2: I don’t love her.
1: What did you do then?
Well, the boy has to fight!

Everything in life goes by, but nothing goes by for nothing.

In our village lived the same non-Krasov Russian woman. And the nickname was not Chiloé – “The King-Baba.” She simply wrapped two hundred litre barrels of beer in her "blue Danube", with one blow of her fist, knocked out the traffic jams from the barrels..The order in the barrel was perfect - one day, she just thrown through a two-meter fence with one hand. Her husband was ploughness, but he loved it without compromise, from that love and the children were under the mother's control.Once at the stop at the "shuttle car" (so we called the old Lykin buses) someone entered and the car clearly kicked. Next to my hand on behalf lay a hand - no, LAPISCHA, once five times larger than mine... Looked around - the son of the King-Baba stands, cuddles, because the head in the ceiling stands even on the back. One time, five police officers were loaded into a cage when the grandson fell asleep peacefully drunk in a cage with cactus... But this is a fairy tale.
I watched this picture with my friends. At a parking lot near the bus station of the capital of one federal district, a expensive foreign car blocked the ash - UAZik. The owner approaches him - a man with a bear-shaped figure. He looks at the situation with dismay. I swallowed a couple of times with clakson. No one reacts. He swung on the wheel of the foreigner, from which her alarm was a minute. Again, nobody reacts... Then the man just took and... pulled his ashes for the bumper as a bicycle.
The man took his UAZ, left for a couple of meters. He got up. has gone out. I thought. Then he resolutely approached the outlet and in two receptions moved it into a crash between the two other machines so that the door could not be opened. He was driving the car as if it was a garden car... Not applause, but applause sounded in the crowd. The man sat down in his ashes and left. On the number of UAZs small figures of the native region. And the figure seemed familiar... Maybe the grandson?! to

Will you go to Stasi Mikhailov?
Only for execution.

Dmitry Zhdanukhin

The suitcases are always broken before leaving.
Romans before sex. This is life, Julie.

How do you understand women?
Q. Do you have a camera?
I have not. My dad has one, but I have to buy a box for him. Why did you remind me of this, cattle, you ruined all the mood!! to

I complain to my father about the local Internet (I am in Novosibirsk, he is in Norilsk)
Father: Come to us. We have such a speed inet that while the search engine starts you forget what you were looking for.

Yoj: and on the carrots that are sold here, you will not look without tears... so you want to collect it and bury it with honors.

SMS to the manager in the morning after the corporation:
"I can't go out to work today - I won't find a skate"

Dialogue M and Z at the University:

Close your mouth, not the markers.
What will you write then?
With blood!
and = ) I understand why you are so evil today.