I am 20 years old, I look like just my age, but I wear trousers, clothes, clothes from 12 to 15, cigarettes in the store are not sold, they turn to me, I wear dresses and shoes on my heels, uncles from thirty to infinity, in the shops they sell everything, including vodka, and in the rows they turn to you and a woman.
The question! Should I wear shoes with a dress at the same time, so that I can finally be perceived according to my age?! to

Working in the winde (especially with remote services) sometimes resembles a dialogue of the type:
Are you sure you want to hide your ass?"
-"Yes, I am confident"
...
Are you sure you want to do it?"
-"Yes, I am sure"
...
Are you sure it is your ass?"
-"Yes"
...
Are you sure the size of your finger matches your ass?
-"Yes yes!and "
...
-"Access refused: the ass is not ready to take the finger"

xxx: The Belgian club coach is a straight child of laundry powder and coffee))))))
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Tagged: Ariel Jacobs

The man, who today at 28 in the tram, in Odessa repaired the order on the back, respect you.You had a screw, a wheel and a minute of time with you.I envy your wife.

My brother's wife - walking encyclopedia of blondiness, family joke, blink.She believes that books about Harry Potter were written by films.She travels 'ambar's 'lombard's 'irresponsible love's 'irresponsible's 'really believes that only women suffer from anemia,because they have blood flowing during the menstrual period and she becomes 'lombard's.She thinks that coffee contains caffeine, cocoa should be cocaine.She is sure that Hitler killed Lenin, Pele - the inventor of coffee.She doesn't know who such as Dostaevsky,Edison,Anna Frank,Santapolitan,Geisel,Jas
Therefore, I never argue, when men begin to say, what we, grandmothers, are stupid.Because to fool one of our Lena is enough, so that no one believes in the female mind (((

From the Dairy.
She cut off with a knife for cutting papers - removed half a pillow of her thumb. Blood flushed at once, as if the water crane had broken through - dark, borded - on the papers lying on the table, on the table itself, on my white shirt... I pressed the cut, and she, shrunk, blood, in the sense, through the fingers, drops on the floor - only overwhelmed.
The light, the light, bring the bandage.
The secretary entered the office - I did not have time to negotiate. He flew in, but immediately fell. In the fainting. It was the first time in my life that I saw a man faint. The light became white-white, the eyes blinked and gently so, delicately to say, lay down at my feet. I cut off, you remember? Do not forget about the bloodshed. She’s falling, by the way. In general, I knock the secretary on the cheeks, and then the boss came in. For a week, Szuco, did not appear, and today to work suddenly decided. He stuck in the door, the papers broke out and stumbled. This is like men from horror orts - I heard exactly today for the first time. He really then justified everything that it was a surprise. Wrong in my opinion. He seemed to have decided that I was angry at the secretary.

I go out to smoke and choose a victim.
Can you tell me what time? And at the same time I push my two fingers over my mouth, as if I ask to smoke.
I never thought that the screw of riding squirrels in the human brain can be clearly seen by the eyes. At the fifteenth second, he grabbed his mouth and tried to combine these two requests into one. Then he gave me an open package of "Kenta" and, a little delayed, added:
The eleven hours...

I look for work, I look for vacancies. I write to my husband:
I: "knowledge of the nomenclature of computer technology" - what does it mean?

man: this is what you say "hard disk", "keyboard" and "error message" instead of "burning jerk", "button jerk" and "unclear jerk";

We and you will live less tolerantly until the Chinese realize that rice is just a garner.

4 course of tehvuz, lava on ASU, underground not in spirit, roar and mosque. I have the following monologue:
You are not engineers. You are an empty place! You can’t even replace the BIOS battery!! to
Student (red): Sorry, but what is bios?
We thought the professor would have to call an ambulance))))))

My husband and wife are cooking. My husband cleaned onions and carrots. Wife prepares meat, rice, etc.
What else will help you?
She says: thank you, nothing.
Do you want to clean the potatoes?
She says, “Well let’s go.
He: And how much?
She: How much do you think you need? and Pause
You don’t put potatoes in the pot, right?

How did you get tired of your 2018 World Cup, am I alone?
For the money with which the prestige of the country rises, it was possible to finance forty years for ten years in a period and to develop modern equipment for the army, or to start paying contractors at least 2 kilobacks, to repair schools, and here you are delighted with the rotted stadiums...

VHAvZ

Suffering for Russia is most convenient in London or Paris.

The whole center of Bangkok was frozen with dead traffic, but I was personally worried about the opposite – I was carried like a crazy on the consistent separation strip on the back seat of the murdered moqik at such a speed as if we were being chased by the great horrendous god of all Thai bands. In fact, it was a motorcycle, but my tongue does not turn to call such a proud word this compact, compact, powerful, low.

I reassured myself by the thought that a couple of backs for such an attraction is very cheap. But the attraction was ahead. We met the same fool on the moquette with the same white man in the rear seat – white in the literal sense of the word.
It seemed to me that he was rushing to jump on the move, and I totally shared his desire – a specific frontal attack began.

Both drivers of the mookies noticed each other in time and immediately started vividly gesturing, sometimes with both hands, but the speed did not decrease. The bombers of tightly standing cars on both sides of us almost touched. It was impossible to travel along the road, so negotiations between the drivers of the Mokik were obviously conducted about who of them would jump over. That these negotiations went into a deadlock, I understood by the gestures of the drivers - in them began to prevail the forwarded middle finger.

My driver was weak. Almost kissing the competitor, he suddenly found a lightning among the bombers and dive there to circumvent the frozen opposite moquette between the cars in the next row.
But here he was waiting for a wreck – two cars on our way drove with rear-view mirrors to meet each other, leaving less than one and a half meters of space between the mirrors. Any normal driver would just shake both mirrors, because it was impossible to finally brake.
But my insane sharply and consistently swung the moquette in different directions, successfully inserting his vanity body between the mirrors.
But I was in the half-stage and was bigger!

I had to do a jigsaw, throwing off the side of the first mirror and almost stumbling onto the door of the neighbor’s car.
Just at this point, the driver sharply turned his moquette in the opposite direction, rolling away from the second mirror, and I noticed with outrage that he was using me as a balancer – otherwise he would have fallen. I opened my mouth to share my thoughts with him, and in the next moment I almost really bit off the second mirror – so I would have gone with it in my teeth for the joy of the surrounding drivers and passengers. Turning away from the rotted mirror, I managed to focus on seeing my reflection in it – well, I had a rod there! This instant picture disappeared. I would put him on my own.
Windows hanged, as the main memory of Thailand.

I didn’t have time to recall, as my steering wheel flashingly turned back between the bumps to the consistent, almost a bumper on my knee, and again drove on the white strip with increasing speed, dropping on the gas from the heart.

“FFFFFFuck you!” I struck him in the back.
“Fuck you back!” he joyfully turned around and philosophically observed:
“I’ve lost no Russians this way yet” – like, no Russian in this way he has yet managed to threaten.

What if officials are forced to travel exclusively by metro?
At first, everything will be fine, and then special cars with flashes will appear on the opposite paths.

Why does the microwave light turn on?
yyy: probably they are with the refrigerator relatives)

The guest :
for lovers of sex in theaters. You can’t imagine how the guards and the cinema staff are taking over you! After all, in the hall of all the cinemas there are cameras, which perfectly shoot in the dark, and quite high quality. ...probably still the owners of the sauna porn trade... to install a hidden camera - a trouble!
by KL:
It is not a bad thing to install a camera in the sauna. Condensation of vapor on optics. But in certain places you can...
H is :
Are you laughing? There are cameras in almost every sauna. Especially those about which there are announcements in the newspapers: "Recreation. Sauna " and so on.
by Maria23:
Eeee, and there are cameras in the sauna barracuda, who knows?? to

[Taracan 19:57:15]
>> Today I am calling for work, and on the other end of the wire, the man responds with a heavy breath: I need a woman... I have found nothing better than to answer with the same thin voice: I understand... :D

I love people who do everything in advance. In addition to those who in advance, a meter to the door to the toilet in which I sit, drop the pants ><
c) the scratch

My father told me - when he served in the military school.The case was in the winter, the ice was covered with snow and the plate was slippery.There the sergeant, going ahead, slides and begins to dance, swallowing his hands, this show lasted for 5 minutes, all frozen in expectation when he collapses.In the end, he stillins balance, turns to the students and with a very serious look says "I slide, but I never fall."