111 – Status
The whole life is a puppy. All women are ladies. The sun is a ball that gives light.

by 222
We believe!
All of us are actors, all of us are actors. I can tell you where the tickets are.

by 111
I remember the light.)

by 333
With me two more people.

by 111
Pop, trainer and caller.

by 333
And then there, from the backbone...

by 111
... and the crumbling and crumbling runs out of the crumbling and crumbling!

by 333
... here pop, trembling, crossed... the bell to the bell entered...

by 111
...and with the trainer happened twice a crazy rage...

Pop is funny. The ringtone shakes the rubbish from the bells. And the roof slowly moves... at one of the authors)))

This is a new year miracle, guys! The mood is great, all rays of goodness and happiness. May the new year’s miracle come to you.
With love.

- People, I just got a client in almost 100 thousand for his policies, but did not demand anything in return, I was in shock, I did not even ask O.O. to sign up.
A dozen pairs of eyes on me, grave silence and only Lena from a distant corner.
Well, if you want, we haven’t heard of it and we don’t know you. Happy New Year, Nathan!
:D

Discussion of the past company.
Q: At what time did you break up?
yyy: I got closer to twelve and left at two.)

Can you believe a girl that she is from San Francisco, and that all the glamorous photos on her page belong to her, if she has a sexy girl?

Meeting of graduates:
I work at Gazprom as a leading specialist of the logistics operations group. I started with the mail. This is how smart I am. has advanced.
If you have a director of logistics operations...

Constantine: the chubby pitch produces batrachotoxin.
This bird was first discovered and named clearly Russian.

Asked by? We answer!
Graduated from the university, went to the army. When I was in the army, I fought with a girl. and returned. She doesn’t give birth to my baby in two months, but she says she loves me. But that man just doesn’t want to give up. And he says that once his child, he will still appear in our lives. Attention to question! Help us to formulate the phrase politically correctly:
"Happy Birthday"*
The final version of the politically correct phrase should look like this:
Naked, naked, naked, naked and naked!!!The most effective gesture with your hands!

Incident at work.
The worker of the workshop - Shamil (whether Uzbek or Tajik I don't know) does not go to work, the reason is understandable, the evening before the change drank, and the next day turned off the phone and just didn't go to work without any explanation.
The next day after the walk appears, and nose to nose meets with the boss, and what to lie to see did not come up with such a dialogue.
The Chief: Shamil! My mother on her feet!! Have you lost the fear?!! I didn’t go to work, I didn’t call, I turned off the phone, let’s explain!! to
Shamil: The chief... my wife had a month.
What are you there, the bastard?! to

Who gets up early...
the one from the region, to Moscow, by Ryazanka, through the bridge to be repaired, at 07:00 to work

-- Vladimir Vladimirovich, your rating has risen to 130%, I congratulate you
How can it be?
Vladimir Vladimirovich is trusted by 100% of the population, with 30% of them trusting twice.

Program of the Dolls, 2000, last edition (c)

XX: So here... We come home somehow, and the cat doesn’t eat... and swollen some, the cheek is red. What is it, we think... Then, when he broke out of his hands while he was being brought to a bowl of food, they realized that the food was bad. He is sick, he sleeps all day, and so on. They took him to the veterinarian, the doctor said that the speck was rotting with food. In the evening it turns out that my mother opened a new bowl of food and it smelled unpleasantly, the cat did not eat, but she fed him with her hand (with his hand he eats preferably for some reason), forced him to eat everything. This is the food in the conserve bank, what will happen to it? ;) Yesterday again pulled to the doctor, again drugs and droplets... Here comes the thought to feed the cat with another food. We bought Viscas, so the cat didn't eat it just together with the bench))))) He stumbled, shorter. But the thing is, I don’t trust my children to this grandmother now, and we still have 6 bottles of the same food.

The horrifying words of a woman after a two-hour telephone conversation:
What is new?

XXX: they say that in the year of the dragon you have to wear jewelry in the form of goats, snakes and dragons :)
XXX: I am ready :) And you?
YYY: I haven’t thought yet :)
XXX: I suggest you buy a real snake! and :)
XXX: you will feed her with mice :)
YYY: I just divorced her))

Andrei, you don’t notice me at all!and :(
Maybe because I’m not Andrew.! to

XXX is
A nightmare, I am such a loser =(
XXX is
I dreamed that I was watching porn, in which the murmuring men were watching porn =((

They borrowed their “feed the cat”, immediately recalled the joke:
On a Foreign Beach
Husband - Masha you left Barcy's food?
I thought you left!
This is not a vacation, the cat is buried.

Question in the Hentai group vKontakte.

The xxx:
Learn how to shave yourself without injury.

Company Drinking

Man, whose hat is rolled?
222: So I hanged it.

discuss the Canon lens on the website of the online store:

Can you use the Canon Power Shot S5?
YYY: Of course, what is the question! You just drank the native lens carefully, and then this is carefully wrapped with a scotch, and everything will be okay!
Reply to
Zzzz: Why do you mislead people? You laugh, and a man will really do it. Not a scotch, but liquid nails will need to attach this lens to your remaining half of the camera.