Jehovah’s Witnesses arrived. The dialogue.
Good day.
Hi to you! We are Jehovah’s Witnesses. God sent us today with good news to you.
Yes, I know, I’ve been waiting for you since morning.
They are looking forward to the continuation with interest.
He sent me a SMS this morning. They will come to you, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and say that it is from me. Tell them, this was a contact check, let them go back.

Uncovered laughter is often overwhelmed irony.

My mother told.

When you and my brother were young, leaving the house, I pulled out the seals from the TV and hid it until you could see. He tried to save each time in a new place. And here somehow I come back in the evening, tired, I want to rest at the telephone, and, even if you kill, I don't remember where I hid the safeguards. I walk around the apartment with a worried face and look for it. You are watching me with interest.

Finally, you, Masha, can’t stand it:
Mom, what are you looking for?
The guards.
Are these small glass tubes? Here they are, you open the servette and get them out of the sugar bar.
And you, angry, how do you know?! to
We need to watch TV somehow.

The announcement that the tax on electric cars in the Tambov region has been abolished suggests the only idea: the governor’s son has bought Tesla.