Q: Now what, and wondering with whom to spend the end of the world?! to
We won’t go to the base because the old man wants to spend the end of the world with his parents.
Well of course, the end of the world is a family holiday.

She: How did you guess?
It is intuition.
She: She deceived you. A typical woman.

I work as a financial director in a large manufacturing company. Today comes the commercial director to submit the finplans for December... I look, I study, some numbers are underestimated. I ask what the matter is. It turns out, he did not make a finplan for the whole month, but until December 21... I think it is not worth naming the reason)

As I walked through the streets of the city today, I realized that we have the "brushcut".

Our neighbors are celebrating New Year’s Eve...

Men, do not fool yourself, the harp smells better.

I don't know how about the shrimp, but in the laboratory description of the spermogram it is written that normally the smell of sperm is like in the "castan flowers."

Did you know the Fiat Duplo?
Small passenger cargo bus.
So, our driver came on him, decided to throw the paper there. and PACCANCI:
- Go, help you to push the paper into the double to Sergey Ivanovich)

Peter's prostitutes are not offended by the phrase"fuck these Peter's fools". They know it’s not about them...

I was angry with those who believed in the end of the world just before someone from OUR GOVERNMENT said that there would be no end of the world.

I would not be surprised if soon even with the removal of programs will be point "install the satellite mail".

* while viewing the next part of the "Resurrected from Hell"*
This is how to collect a Rubik’s Cube and everything.

A comment on the topic "The road is sick..." in the group Vkašky:
Goliath has to cure him. She has good health care experience!!♥♥ and♥

I turned on the TV, and there the spicy calves are washed with "Ferrari’s foam".
Shut off the TV.
I guess what’s there.
The important thing is to work.
I repair the TV.

What was at work today...I play in WoT. The director comes in and burns me. I have already begun to think about the process of hanging pasta on his ears, something like testing a widget, and it is like this: "O! My son is playing too! What kind of tanks do you have? Show achievements" With the words "My cool" unfolds and leaves. What did you do, hz...

Dows #
nostalgia: only now remembered how calms the blinking cursor - straight like a dog whirling with its tail... the present comp are somewhat arrogant - and this is waiting for the command, immediately performs, whirls with the tail in anticipation of the next command... эх, old... :-)

The wife took the child from the birthday of her classmate (2nd grade of high school!!from the McDakota. They were waiting for them somewhere with other mothers. The namewoman, all beautiful in bands, ran out and said to her mother, “Why did you come so early?” I didn’t listen to music, I didn’t listen to music.

I sit at the train station, I wait for relatives... Well, I sat in the waiting room... Relaxed.
Here the grandmother approaches me and says: young check, or remove the device, or move!
I can’t understand anything, and I say to her: Why?? to
She grits, well, you will direct your device to us.
It’s just a phone!!! to
And this ooga pressed out: what kind of phone, the phone is attached to the ear, to ring on it, and it is not.
I didn’t find anything to answer and just moved.

The daughter:
I was caught in my room! I have all my legs in my bags. = = (

Mother :
Walk in the shoes.

The daughter:
Ahh)

Mother :
You thought :D

The daughter:
And I thought, say let's buy a carpet :D or put this... the word forgot

Mother :
The Fuck?:D :D :D

The daughter:
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Q: Why are some flattering chips accepted and my noble old man is not accepted?
A: Sorry, but the world is ruled by the breasts.

Aforism is a well-prepared thought. c) Sj