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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №73714
 02.12.2012
"The turn is not there 5" 2012
Shoot a knot, buy a joke navigator for yourself already...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73713
 02.12.2012
Everyone has their own memories of the first day at school, and I have this day steadily associated with the phrase “Vasjutina+Smirnov=pizzu ušastaj”, large-cut on the cover of my batch.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73712
 02.12.2012
A great deal of bubble will gather that film director, who will make a movie, how from Russia are expelled and shot in the race provoked deputies and officials, drug dealers and pirates, spies and instigators, etc...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73711
 02.12.2012
Orange: Today 2 December is the day of moist tenderness.
I don’t want to jump metal.
Orange: and I look at Dexter))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73710
 02.12.2012
Hamstermaster: a hole is drilled in the butterfly.
The inside is thrown out, and there is a handful.
Rice or a banana. Monkeys catch a snare but can’t pull out their hand.
with a fist and get caught.
Sevcat: How I understand them...
Sevcat looks sadly at the pot of tomatoes.

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73709
 02.12.2012
Ura to! The same man, about whom all the stories are written in debt, wrote his own. Author of the story 9853, know, we hate you with all our hearts!
With disrespect, the disloyal to the state sticking tanks agnostic with a wooden sword and without a suit with a tie.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73708
 02.12.2012
xxx: I just imagined: on the left I, in an epic posture, on the right you are in no less epic, and on top the inscription "Linux Battle" :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzzz: fuck you fuck your head.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73707
 02.12.2012
The best comment to the YouTube video, like in Half-Life 2 with the help of the bug kill G-man'a:
"BLEAD KILLED JI MAN THE THIRD HALF NO WILL BE THANK YOU WILD"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №73706
 02.12.2012
Alina: girlfriend claims that the end of the world will be, and I say no. she offered to bet on money. still thinks that in case of her right she will get them. naive

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73705
 02.12.2012
Living in the panel house of the 1980s leads to the fact that you either become a philosopher-poffigist or go crazy. How can it be different if you hear neighbors write?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73704
 02.12.2012
...
Everyone wants to destroy the earth.
Prophecy of the ancient Maya.
He will bring them to the grave.
How not to go astray? – is
Not their foolishness, laziness and wrath,
The stone table.

c) the yuan

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73703
 02.12.2012
A friend stated that he was able to give me tools and all kinds of iron and gave me a certificate at L'Etual. But I didn’t get worse – I bought a shave, manicure scissors and scissors...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73702
 02.12.2012
The girl comes in:
D: Hello
I: Hello
Silence is
Do you want to take something, order something?
A: Yes, the cards
Buying or ordering?
Q: You ordered the cards.
I: Have you ordered before?
D: Yes
I: Do you want to repeat?
D: No to take it. Maxim ordered it.
I: With what name?
D: I do not know
I: In what organization?
D: No, there's just on Maxim's visit cards
I: What is written on them?
D: Well I don’t know... (pause) There’s such a thing that you can read on the phone.
What is QR code?
D: I do not know.
I bring visit cards with QR code: These?
D: Probably, I don’t know... But this thing... Yes, I’ll take these.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73701
 02.12.2012
How good to do repairs when on the television is any school repair or apartment issue... with a whole brigade it is like fun...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73700
 02.12.2012
From the porn site advertisement moved to the site of MMM-2012....

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73699
 02.12.2012
SonicSpb: By the way, you have the tile tabs add-on in Firefox, seen?
Correra is no. At some point I became chromed.
SonicSpb: Oh, the bobra corporation has seduced you with cookies?
Tagged with: UGU They at some point of time had no conflict with Adobe Flash Player, and the fox had
Correra: And in this war I became a fugitive.
SonicSpb: I went to Aurora after this conflict
Is this Aurora?
SonicSpb: the alpha fox
Correra : Hm. The first link to the request "browser aurora" - how to remove.
Correra: Google knows how to repel the desire to move ahead of its competitors.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73698
 02.12.2012
A celebration for the soul often ends sadly for the body.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №73697
 02.12.2012
A Cat with a Concept
My cat has learned to turn on the light. Includes it regardless of the time of day and sits with a satisfied face on the back of the couch. For educational purposes, he ticked her nose into the switch, then painfully ticked her finger on the ear: "Never do this again!“”
Now she, turning on the light, hides under the couch.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73696
 02.12.2012
Schedule for December holidays:
December 20, 2012 – Preparing for the End of the World
December 21, 2012 – Beginning of the End of the World
December 22, 2012 – Celebration of the End of the World
December 23, 2012 – The End of the World
December 24, 2012 - Rest after the end of the world
December 25, 2012 - New Year's Mornings, New Year's Eve...
The New Year...
January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style :-)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73695
 02.12.2012
News: The US Senate has banned the Pentagon from trading with "Rosoboronexport":

The senators who promoted the amendment insisted that the money of American taxpayers should not, even indirectly, finance the killing of Syrian residents.

I immediately recalled Orwell with his outstretched concepts. Peace is war, freedom is slavery. So here – we are armed by the bandits, who then cut out the civilians of Syria in whole villages. It will be the fault of those who hinder it.
Orwell’s world has come.

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