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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57914
 28.12.2011
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I bought myself a costume for the New Year’s Eve party, but I didn’t.
Yyy: Sorry, but there was no man-dude costume)))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57913
 28.12.2011
I have a friend in Zurich named Carlo.
I say to a friend today: “Pope Carlos has a hotel in Davos.”
Girlfriend: "Eye... Behind a piece of old canvas what?and "

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №57912
 28.12.2011
Dad, would you let me walk?
and no.
Python is answering! Oh Dad, I forgive you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №57911
 28.12.2011
Are you playing online games?
If so, then the Su-25 is a tank. Little damages, but in close combat is irreplaceable - small mobs presses, large holds. The Su-34 is a magician - he is completely damaged because of the spin of tanks. The Tu-22M is already the head of the clan with mega bombs, he just doesn’t get out of the field, but only when the risk of losing it is justified by a worthy purpose. The Su-27 is a ranger, he runs around and cuts out anyone who can hinder the quest. F-35 - a Nub-donor that has collected incompatible items for real. The T-50 and F-22 are the horns that fuck off the invisal and collect the collection of screens “SUCK RICE PIDRBLE GO 1 ON 1 PIDRIL YOBANY”. Tu-160 is a friend of the moderator.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57910
 28.12.2011
It is very bad to give an adult a huge New Year’s gift with a bunch of chocolate candy. As a child, although my mother limited the process of absorption... I was fed :( but happy! and :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57909
 28.12.2011
News on the Rambler: "National Emergency Service was disappointed in extrasensors".
Commentary: It remains only to the Minister of Defense to report that sending corruption to enemies does not help the country’s defense capabilities.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57908
 28.12.2011
Sometimes, you know, I am surprised by my expertise.
After all, only by immersing yourself in physics, you realize that the world is not what we are used to seeing it... It is different... And the most wonderful thing is that we know nothing about it...
We can only rely on our guesses about its device. How many mysteries he carries in himself.
The more we know about our world, the more we begin to understand – we know nothing.

XXX: I have an exam soon.
YYY: The afternoon...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №57907
 27.12.2011
The concert of Alice Cooper in Moscow. One of the first comments.

KHH: Not Kipelov, of course, but he contributed to the music.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57906
 27.12.2011
Devix
He poured tea, took candy, sat down at the computer.
I decided to drink tea, and I already drank it turns out.
I ate all the candy.

Vd
Less than a sidebar.
so it will come to "I wanted to go out to fuck, and then I hear – I’ve already gone..."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57905
 27.12.2011
• Belka •: brother greeting forwarded?
Sasha: I haven’t seen him.
• Bishop •: = (
Sasha: Don’t worry about that. Whatever it is, fuck him on you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №57904
 27.12.2011
At the opening of the unknown man found on the neck area of skin, transplanted from the area of the chest, but not just the area of the skin, but with a nipple. The reason for this surgery is unknown.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57903
 27.12.2011
I wanted to feed the cat and pour flowers, but he didn’t wait for me, he ate the flower and slept. My wife will kill me. What to do?
The cat swallowed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57902
 27.12.2011
Field flowers, or I will have nothing to eat. The Cat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №57901
 27.12.2011
Comment on the article "How to cook sausages":
The beginning is good. Added to the booklet, I will definitely read it tomorrow.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57900
 27.12.2011
The real dog will come very slowly and gently. When people realize that he has come, he will already chew them.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №57899
 27.12.2011
In every country, in every city, there are sometimes two idiots of the opposite sex, who must be together, but carefully come up with scams. I don’t really believe in Santa Claus, but I believe in thought. So let us unite our mental wishes and let in the new year 2012 they finally get married!
The Idiot in Love

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57898
 27.12.2011
I want miracles. Banal but still. I want adventures... I want... To be like a fairy tale. The tractors. The secrets. The intrigue. The Dragons. Magic is stupid, right?
Give it a skyrim.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57897
 27.12.2011
XXX: I am an old man.
YYY: Do you know that old believers at least can’t be protected?
So what do I do now from the first encounter to get pregnant?
Old men are no longer...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57896
 27.12.2011
From corporate mail, the first message - newsletter

From: Employee 1
Question to dogs: no one has an extra necklace? Need for the day (on 27.12), for the child's morning - the details are not enough.

From: Employee 2
I am not a dog owner, but I have a collar. to man. With cords and chains. Would it be for a child’s morning? And there is also a thick chain with a carabine about a meter long.

From: Employee 1
Thank you very much, but I really have it for the morning ;)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57895
 27.12.2011
From the comments to the film "Saturday.Amor.1 part"

How many of these summers are there? The march will also be summers: sunset, rising, arrival, expenditure, care, steam, noon, lunch, half fourth, without twenty-eight, full moon, full moon, moonless, etc. etc.)))))


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