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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147615
 25.12.2017
I, I remember, in my youth I almost broke my head, thinking what prostitutes can do, what they are still paid for sex.

The brain is not fucking.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147614
 25.12.2017
In Copenhagen, a drug dealer rushing home with a cannabis batch confused a police car with a taxi. This is stated in a police statement posted on Twitter.

"He was very surprised when he realized that he was driving in a police car," the publication said.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147613
 25.12.2017
XXX: A lot of guesses, no one conclusion. Know that a man has no baculum because Eve was made of it. And now scientifically: as you know, modern man appeared due to the intersection of the crooman (unfortunately, there were no Neanderthals in that area or they were too polite) and the female crew of the interplanetary ship. Since their development was higher, they tried to produce female offspring (all women on their planet). But the hormones of our ancestors were stronger. Therefore, as is known, the embryo is always first female, with a female whisper, which then grows (a scar between the ass and the eggs). Therefore, we have nowhere to take a baccalaureate. If it did not break the ship, it would.

ZZZ: Finally adequate theories, or have gotten with their evolution.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147612
 25.12.2017
Give a good swarm so you can bring the girl there.
You are a romantic, I look at you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147611
 25.12.2017
Age is when you stop fighting for quality of life and start fighting for quantity.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №147610
 25.12.2017
In 2017, Russia won 17 Olympic medals, most of which are gold.

December of 2017. International Junior Olympiad in Amsterdam. 6 members from Russia. 6 gold medals.
July 2017. International Physical Olympiad in Zurich. 5 members from Russia. 5 gold medals.
July 2017. International Mathematical Olympiad in Rio de Janeiro. 6 members from Russia. Six medals, one of which is gold.
The geography of the schools represented by the Olympians is the whole of Russia, from region to region. At the same time, the absolute majority of medallists live far beyond the Garden Ring.
and what? And nothing... The news went almost unnoticed. There were no wheels of expensive car gifts for champions and their mentors. Professional propagandists didn’t talk about Russia’s next great victory in ecstasy. Neither the president, nor even any stinking prime minister, congratulated the champions on their outstanding achievements.

This is all you need to know about the national pride of the Great Russians.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147609
 25.12.2017
I want to go out tomorrow with Monia for a fashion show. Let him think about a new dress for me.
Oh Sophia! You’ll think about a new dress, and he’ll think about a new wife!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147608
 25.12.2017
Do you think I can continue to do hamon or is it criminal?
You can. You are a Russian manufacturer.
Yes, but I use Western technology.
Nothing like that. In the West, they don’t eat meat in lodges.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147607
 25.12.2017
You have thought,
Why so many ads from extrasensors "I will return my husband"
And not one "I will return my wife"?

Akahara: Because the men do not lead to this mess.

LiRix: That is okay! I know a lot of married men.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147606
 25.12.2017
A few hundred meters from the place where the child was approximately lost, he slipped into a small hole and could not get out, was silent because he was afraid that the parents would argue (normal logic for a 5-year-old child)

Here camouflage is to blame, just as much as the same cookie is to blame for alcohol poisoning.
Ignoring the minimum rules of TB, intimidating a child to such an extent that in a critical situation he is afraid primarily of his parents, this is already something on the verge of crimes.
With such introductory children, even in a bright jacket in the middle of the city, they can also turn aside and fuck in any open lounge. With exactly the same result.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147605
 25.12.2017
From the Jipper Forum
XX: The gas pipeline to the lakes is now not to pass.The pipes were excavated and taken away.
[Photo of a cane 2 meters deep and 5 meters wide, filled with water]
VU: It is not necessary to write "not to travel," and "it became more interesting"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147604
 25.12.2017
A goat is sitting in a condensator.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147603
 25.12.2017
Only people with the temperament of the salmon leave, the rest can only force majeure circumstances.

I will not sleep until I know the temperament of the salmon.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147602
 25.12.2017
Alexander Anatolyevich:...one time in general from Perovsky came the answer, in which "i.o. Chairman of the District Court Andreev o.v. "no found disciplinary violations" in the actions of Judge Andreyova o.v."...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147601
 25.12.2017
For 5 years, I am already invited to this friendly company for corporations, I drink a lot, but I save on clowns.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147600
 25.12.2017
here here :

By the way, with goods and services, no one is ever forced. The only really nasty entrance spammers are witnesses of a non-state pension fund.

This is how a generation grew up, not borrowed to death by Jehovah’s Witnesses, Kirby vacuum cleaners, and a village potato hanging right in the entrances.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147599
 25.12.2017
Knowledge of mate for a man, as knowledge of martial arts for Shaolin monks: all master in perfection, but only the steepest can do without it in a critical situation.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147598
 25.12.2017
xxx: Nabiullina explained why it seems to Russians that prices are rising.
xxx: now it remains to explain why the Russians seem to have such a small salary?
YYY: And why does it seem that citizens have the impression that their rights and freedoms are compromised?
zzz: How does the illusion of corruption arise in the highest levels of power?
yyy: What is the mistake of those who think that budget funds are robbed by officials?
zzz: What causes the false sense of helplessness and vulnerability of the population in the legal sphere?
yyy: Why do the socially disadvantaged segments of the population surrender that they are beaten by a fox?
And finally, how can we stop blaming the government for everything and start with ourselves?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147597
 25.12.2017
#what_what_what_what_what

Most men engage a woman not to talk to her. Certainly not to listen to her. Furthermore, from the words of family psychologist Paul Zygmantovich (maybe, a man at least someone will hear): when another such "genius" leaves his wife and he gets to a family psychologist with the request "normal but everything was, do everything back", there is a stereotypical conversation. Maybe his wife was unhappy? Maybe it was. Did she not say? Yes, I said this, this and that. A hundred times a day. Did you do anything about what I said? Changed something? and no. And why? Little to say by the grandmother.

And I’m very happy for women who have spent on such “relationships” only part of their lives. Those who survived them. Those who realized that their life shouldn’t look like that. They are not obliged to be silent. You DO NOT need to negotiate with someone who does not want to be counted with you, who is convenient to do their own way without regard to your needs and who thinks it is right. It’s right when you’re someone else’s, not when one relationship has one and the other doesn’t.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147596
 25.12.2017
I will tell you more about the inequality of starting conditions. About it, inequality, is rarely understood by those whose birth privileges are slightly more than the dope. Here you will be born in the next life in Zhaozopinsk, a woman, not a Russian, in a family with many children, where father left, and mother is, with an intellect below average - then you will tell how to everything yourself.

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