4:56 Why are you not sleeping?
ууу (4:57): the cock knows, awakened juice drink I see the laptop stands.

It’s hard to be a tiger in bed if you’re drunk like a pig.

Last summer, they went wild in the woods, with a familiar hunter stopped.
Well, the banks were shot, the next day they were going to let go of the pre-cooked strawberry on the strawberries, but in order to be more convenient - decided to marine the meat in champagne 2-3 hours before the start of cooking. In the morning, that is. These are the culinary perversions. Of course, all the accompanying items were brought with them. Everything that required the conditions for storage was stuck in the refrigerator (the generator was on the solar, so that electricity was present in this cave), something was dropped into the basement.
But I forgot about a 25-kilogram grid with onions near the house. At night I slept to smoke - I go out on the doorstep, silence, darkness relative (lamps in the house to illuminate the outer perimeter are only on the side of the doorstep), and in this setting horrifying such sounds - a mixture of whirling, whirling and whirling. And periodically someone sneezes with anxiety. I went into the house, took the light, and I saw what it was.
At twenty o’clock they ripped the net with the onion and ate it.
They chew, spit, sneeze, sneeze, but they eat.
Nifigase, I think, a writer of shishelks, without onions would not be so delicious.
“Anonymous!!!” With this scream, I squeeze the shoe straight into the center of the action.
Eggs are in discharge. Except one, the biggest one. He looked at me carefully, sneezed contemptuously, and demonstrably returned to eating onions.
Oh, no, I think, FIG you, I will cover you with a pelvis and go for the tar, I will take my girls to show such a wondrous - oatmeal that robbed the people's onion reserves.
and covered. Metal is heavy. Liter for thirty. He ran into the house, rolled out packages of all kinds, jumped out - it was in place, the flow of the bulb was already eaten. I turned to the club, flirting, and I am here to package, no, it does not climb into one. Healthy like that. Every day Pagan.
I sat next to me and thought about going behind a bag of potatoes, and Pahan turned around, looked at me, and cried. To see the onion swallowed, the fool was like it, but it seemed to me he was asking me to let him go.
Valy sat down, I tell him, and, having gathered the remains of the bandit attack, went to sleep.

The equation 1
Man = eat + sleep + work + have fun.
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Man = Monkey + Work + Have fun.
Hence: Man - to have fun = monkey + work
A man who does not have fun is like a monkey who works.

The equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + make money.
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Hence: Man = Monkey + making money.
Therefore, man - to make money = monkey.
A man who doesn’t make money is like a monkey.

The equation 3
Woman = eat + sleep + spend money
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Hence: Woman = Monkey + spending money.
Hence: Woman is spending money = monkey.
A woman who doesn’t spend money is like a monkey.

Conclusion
From Equations 2 and 3: The Man Who Won't Make Money
A woman who doesn’t spend money is just a monkey.

Man makes money so women don’t become monkeys.
Conclusion 2: Women spend money to prevent men from becoming monkeys
And what do we get from this?
Man + Woman = earn money + spend money.

Therefore, from Conclusion 1 and Conclusion 2, it can be concluded that:
Man + Woman = Two monkeys that only live together as humans!

“Who knows what loneliness is?” Stop the drinking! Then you will realize that you have no friends.
Z is. Treasures from May 3

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XXX: I need a doctor.
YYY :?
I have a bit of shit in my ass. (
You won’t believe it :D

Tell me, you would also be laughing at such an announcement about dating:

I am looking for a romantic, cute guy, from 12 to 14 years old, not to drink or smoke!!For a serious relationship!and "

I am on the bus today. Pressure is terrible. I have a phone and a card in my pocket. The conductor suits, well, I have a hand in my pocket, a card, no phone. I turn around, I see standing some guy, a fierce representative of the family of hoppies. I say to him, “Where is the phone?”". Well, he immediately turned away, type I know nothing, I saw nothing. And I gave him a wire from the headphone leading out of his pocket right under my jacket.

She: Yes, she has swallowed up. She would eat fish, and sit on the fox.
I: I’ve heard this phrase a long time ago, and I don’t understand the meaning. What does it mean?
She: Well, in the sense, she wants to get everything right away.
I: What, girls who eat fish usually don’t have sex?
“Well, fucking, would you be happy if a maiden would jump on you and eat fish at this time?”! to

XXX: And that’s how I was broken.
YYY: And this is a breakdown? The cloud is when you come home tired, and on the table a hot dinner and on the couch a hot girl, but then it turns out that the brother's dinner and the girl too.

Andriano: A good mathematician draws his root every morning from an unknown...

British scientists found in Serbia deadly mineral for Superman
Bldjad, when someone will find a deadly mineral for British scientists

XXX: and we will be congratulated
XXX: They say the sausages will eat

It is easier to fuck a cow than to say a dog. The main thing is to stand between your legs. They hardly resist. But the dog also has to hold with both hands behind the neck and trunk. Hands, by the way, fucking tired. Here is so. Verified
Imas: Oh, wow, not to you!!!!! to

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Winter is when your player is unloaded and you can’t get your earphones out of your ears so that it doesn’t blow.
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Winter is when you can’t get your headphones out of your ears because they’re sloppy.
Perm, December, -43 in the morning

archi_san ©
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Winter is when you don’t even have to put beer in the refrigerator – it freezes straight on the table! and :(
North HMAO, -56 - Around the clock...
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Winter is when the fumigator is still on for the night.
Moscow, +15

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Guys, let’s make the gum with the taste of frosty freshness and inserts?

Judging by the reaction of the weather to our quotes, a gift from Santa Claus on NG should be requested here.

If firefighters worked the same way I teach, they would extinguish the fire every six months, but with an orchestra, prostitutes, and fireworks.

From the DonApex forum:
My favorite character in the Avatar is a tree.
It managed to move all the brain content from one body to another at a rate of hundreds of gigabits, or maybe several petabits per second! At the same time, it used the distribution of computing load over the network to free connected bodies. And the bodies had different interfaces and structures, and one did not even have a port "Golovohvost 1.0". This is generally a very difficult task, not what there are raids from SATA and IDE screws with NTFS and FAT to do. There is no transitory! The tree rolls.

Post on the post on the morning of January 1
Ways to Get Rid of Mushroom

And the most exotic method of treatment is to rub half a lemon under the cheeks. It is difficult even to imagine how it works. But I think that if you shave them right before this, the agony will be such that you will want to drink for the next six months!

XXX: This is something else. Here, I remember, there was a case, a couple of years ago, in the winter, snow - a shaft. We have a bridge across the river on the exit from the city, and there are multi-storey floors on the shore. So from these multi-storey apartments the river is well visible. I walked through that bridge and broke.
I got out of the car, I stood on the bridge, it was cold. I looked at the frozen river, covered with a loose layer of snow, and... I even got the photocopy and clicked.
XXX is this picture. On the river, along the coastline, I recently saw someone walking on the snow, carefully pulling out the inscription, jumping from letter to letter. "Natasha, from the day". Further on one of the points of the letter Yo - a slope, and a trail such, wet, but already frozen - in the direction of the shore.