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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58054
 31.12.2011
by Sergey 09:02:53
Give the foolish! How is the mood?

by Alexander 09:06:40
Oh..., wai...., monitora-nam breaks up with me..., satanama..., miracles are probably useful!)))

by Sergey 09:10:22
Monet will not tell you that. Later, the phone will talk to you.
Speaking of the New Year...

by Alexander 09:22:40
The tram, the echo,
Tazik, soap and two eggs.
The tooth, the cardboard of the fight,
Someone’s breasts and a dog.
The cat, the cat shit.
Printer, Salo and Taburet
The stone, the scissors, the towel
Sweaters, sausages and cockroaches
From the film Spiderman.
Everyone wants to tell you.
Happy New Year to your mother!!!

by Sergey 09:23:32
=)))))))))) is a very bad thing!!!! Where did you get it.

by Alexander 09:54:20
Go to Galway! ? It is... ?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58053
 31.12.2011
Gerza: I’m a man, though a bit confused, but worried... thief! that is. I mean modest.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №58052
 31.12.2011
I go to the entrance, call the elevator, and it is silent and from the last floor to the first goes a long time, but I know about how long to wait, and the call button when you press it does not light up, as if the elevator does not work.
I am standing, I wait, a girl enters the entrance, stands around me and stands, looks I am standing and the elevator is not called, presses a button and the button does not light up, asks the elevator, what does not work?
xxxh: here, I understand that the elevator is already coming, I get a pencil out of the bag, and with the movement of the harypotty I say "Allohamora!""...and here the door opens.
I went into the elevator... and the girl stood looking at me and obviously thought that if I ran into the wall I would get to station 9 and 3/4...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58051
 31.12.2011
Telephone call on New Year’s Eve:
He: Hi, what are you doing?
She: Yes, I wash my liver.
This is class D! I’ll go home, I’ll have to wash too.
She is: Beef liver, fool :D

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58050
 31.12.2011
Early on the morning of December 30, my mother had to go to a business meeting.
Mom: well what is it, why people don't sleep in the morning, well, I'll get up early first specifically to congratulate everyone)))
My mother is cowardly.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №58049
 31.12.2011
X: Do you already have plans for the NHG?
You’ll find me in my apartment with a notepad.
You spend all your weekends (and it’s a celebration!
Okay, I’ll turn on the girland.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58048
 31.12.2011
I sit at home and I watch the TV. A movie about shark. Mom passing by says to the speaker: look at yourself, if she's small, it doesn't mean she's dumb. and :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58047
 31.12.2011
The village of Sokolovka Tyumen Oblast! We go to the pond. With you to have something fun, edible and desirable something fireworks.
To whom do I write this? The Internet has one...

[ + 57 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58046
 31.12.2011
The army is when the commander of the company is added to friends in the Odnoklassniki, and then removed, because he took you with his moral teachings. and as the current removed it, he runs into the company and reads: you ohuel what is a military?Late to clean the snow.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58045
 31.12.2011
I am surprised by the restraint of people.
If I were a courier, and my order was paid for 500 rubles, I would immediately knock them off the door.
But once again, forgive me!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58044
 31.12.2011
Russian medicine is the main reason not to get sick

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58043
 30.12.2011
Why does MTS tell everyone that I’m unavailable when I’m available?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58042
 30.12.2011
I sit in the office behind a compass. There are 8 people in the room. Just received for the editorial and verification of the boss's report, a 100 page Word document. Fragments of text that need to be checked are highlighted by the head yellow, blue, green. No one around me knows or is interested in what I am doing. I sit and work quietly.
Suddenly the boss’s door opens and the boss shouts me through the office.

Sasha, please remove my green allocations.
The door closes, a silent pause and a long painfully suppressed rust of colleagues

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №58041
 30.12.2011
No is! You answer me - Who is asking the engineers of Google?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58040
 30.12.2011
I am ordinary
A citizen whose
Everything is fine!
Strangely enough, everything is mine.
The surrounding as well. The Nonsense?
Good luck in the new year!
Be well people!

Happy Birthday to Roman Arkadievich!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58039
 30.12.2011
On a pair: (Student, Prepod)
C: You can use something at the exam.
P: of course! The brain.
C: Well so at least.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58038
 30.12.2011
golem: Today on the corporate friend lost his wife, after a while we found him drunk and in the waterland.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58037
 30.12.2011
Admin, make a section with acquaintances. And lonely people are good and do not bother to read.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58036
 30.12.2011
I complain to my brother (the musician himself):
He was completely deceived. He says, “I say I don’t understand anything about it, but you’re playing shit.”

Brother: You’ve described about 80% of the world’s population now =)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №58035
 30.12.2011
I decided to throw out the mattress. He is so unshakable, I have to say... 9 floors down (7 passed by the elevator, 2 more on foot)... I guessed, gently say. I slowed in the housephone area, fighting with the door and the mattress at the same time. A neighbor approaches the entrance, looks at me and the matrix with affection and says, “What, have you been expelled?”?" I was just broken up...

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