Have you finished school and are studying in the university?

Are you such a fun guy that you can always wipe out any hernia at the lectures, showing your disrespect for the lecturer and other students?

Do you even have a girlfriend? and Nifigasebe!

Did you even have sex? This is yes!

Make sure to write about everything in the basement. Let the country know how cool you are.

A really good quote is when the following four quotes also seem funny.

History of Google Requests:
Pillow
Pilotly
The pilot photo
pilot photo hat fucking military

You are evil...
YYY: I am the same.
That’s you, the shit, that’s you!! to

On the Dating Site:

A tall, cute 15-year-old blonde, tired of loneliness, is looking for a prince on a white Lexus. P.S No more than 18 years old!

He is unclean, unclean, not rich, but he is pure in his soul.
The old Starcraft game is played by a programmer.
The scratch rotates over the table. As if he were forgotten,
The left hand writes the code, the other hand fights.

Oh, programmer, in the spring day you would go in a circle,
Oh programmer, in your homeland you would love a friend,
Oh programmer, would you catch the eyes of the beloved light,
But no, you’re cutting in StarCraft and there’s no girlfriend.

Oh, sweet, sweet programmer, you write me the code,
If I bring it in, love will come to me.
I want love, flowers, movies, wine on a brush.
You write a code of happiness for me and play StarCraft there.

My son is three years.
He enthusiastically decomposes the machine and sings: "First thing, first thing the aircraft, well, and the girls are beautiful afterwards."
When I hear the song I ask: "Son, and the ugly when?"
He looked up at me and slowly said: "NI-KO-GDA".

Written by Arov

With the arrival of the cold, the surrounding slowly but surely mutate into Kenny.

The truth always lies on the surface, but by digging the evidence, it

They can be buried.

My Chinese car broke, namely, the gearbox.

I come to the service, the car is guaranteed. I am pleased at the service.

We inform you that the trusses, said, are not in the warehouse, we have to wait 3 months. What is

Three months without a machine, it won’t work.

I search the internet and in 3 days I find the desired detail, as I was told,

It was present in Moscow at the time in a single copy.

I agreed with the vendors, booked, arrived the next day.

1 hour before opening, so as not to intercept competitors.

The shop opens, I rush: - I... you... here... should... were

to reserve, to reserve. Don’t worry, I left. Here is your troll.

One and a half thousand rubles. I am standing like an enchanted man, throwing a trick in my hands and

I smile stupidly. Even the shoppers almost cried. And suddenly

I remember that the master in the service said very strictly: - I warn you,

the car is guaranteed and if you are buying spare parts yourself, look for

It was original, otherwise we will not put it!

Is this the original? And suddenly the salespeople in the department.

They just start to roast, you won’t say otherwise. I woke up, I don’t know what.

to do. The first one who came to himself, through tears, cried:

- Interesting, and who on Chinese cars non-original spare parts

The Germans, what are the Germans?

Petroch

Many citizens of Cyprus want to visit Russia.

Finally see where the Russians are so tired to rest?! to

Review of the car Nissan March (from the automotive forum):
The car is good. There is really a lot of rush away from the place. But I recently faced one problem. Stopped at the light. I start touching - the car is swallowing. And so several times. He went out, looked - the right front wheel hit the gum. But after it was removed, everything was okay.

Comments on the comets on SVN:

9:32 removed by TRUNC
9:39 removed all TRUNC
10:46 Removed a few more unnoticed before TRUNCs (blowing, where they come from?!)

18.12.2008, 11:42:56 Dron7

I will tell a joke. Yesterday I changed the entrance door. The old iron was homemade... I warned the workers that it was really heavy... 3mm steel. Three of them barely pulled her out of the cock. I put on the site (4th floor) down even for the money to drag refused... well, well, I think, the morning evening is wiser... tomorrow I decide what to do... in the morning I went out to the site... there is no door! 150 kg... 4th floor... they’ve collapsed! Hurry to!

18.12.2008, 11:44:27 Billbo

Ure to you! I barely knocked my back. :D

I passed the online exam on the order of the office. Most questions are in the form of a screenshot, where you need to find the right section (according to the question) and tap it with the mouse. I lead, I mean, the cursor on this screenshot, and below it shows a slide where I will go if I press the mouse. The scale of this type: blablaerror.html And here appears the scale javascript()...exam for the fifth passed in general :)

Are cookies better than sausages?
You know, even smoking now is better than sausages.

If a girl begins to think about the beauty of her young man's surname, I can only say - run, guy, run!

This is how pink glasses beat the glasses inside.

An emergency meeting was held in the U.S. Security Service.
Two issues on the agenda:
1st How did the incident with throwing a shoe in J. by Bush?
2nd Which of the guards said, “Here, she’s still turning around!”"?

On December 9, the demonstration of the series Doctor House was interrupted for the direct appeal of the Prime Minister to the Ukrainian people. Yulia Tymoshenko, with a heavy breath, called on all of us to trust her government, which makes important and responsible decisions. After that, the series was turned on again, and Dr. House’s first phrase was, “Schizophrenians are also able to make decisions.” And everyone understood that he was indeed a great diagnosis.