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[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №40781
 26.12.2010
XXX: I’m looking at Blizzard. I don’t know how to look further. Advice to Chen. This is to make it worse.)
Story: An unemployed man-alcoholic over 30, apparently having problems with the law, stumbled on one school boy. He does not allow the child to pass, he pursues him everywhere. At the same time, his perverted nature has a clear tendency to cannibalism. However, the student is not a fault either. There is a feeling that he plays with his chaser and even sometimes sympathizes with him. What is the scene of walking under the pen on the deck of the ship. By the way, all of them have time to visit in women’s clothes.
No! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no!What is this anime called???? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40780
 26.12.2010
XX: And I’m increasingly noticing that it’s as if someone has replaced me somewhere...
XX: I do not play in the line, and the session was closed early.

A (C)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40779
 26.12.2010
I adore my daddy! I complained to him about the unknown:
“Well, fucking like everybody, I asked all the normal questions, and I was the most stupid.
and AGA. I went through it yesterday. Everyone is fine, and I was overwhelmed because of the brakes.
- Well fuck, she even put those who almost didn't go, and I didn't put it.
- And there people came on such clutches, and they passed THAT, and I didn't pass it.
Well daddy!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №40778
 26.12.2010
You will not understand these adults.
Some say:
The first study
Other :
The first job...
The Third:
The first thing to do is to build the resources fields.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40777
 26.12.2010
XXX: and if I sleep with you it doesn’t mean you can get all the traffic from my torrent login!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40776
 26.12.2010
The first pair of programming, the Prep gives the task - to write a simple program who wants to. He gathers, looks and says:
- I see you all write in different languages - somebody on his, somebody on pascal... and somebody in Russian

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40775
 25.12.2010
You promised me not to drink!
Rin: I will not drink. I will disinfect the mental wounds.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №40774
 25.12.2010
Returning home from the walk at 3 o’clock at night, I saw girls with notes in their hands and themselves sitting on their knees in the snow, wai-fai I thought, ahah, shash, it’s not so easy.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40773
 25.12.2010
Comments on the New Year’s Action "Goods of the Day":

They say that in the New Year everything always comes true.
Even what is not sold for the whole year."

[ + 100 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40772
 25.12.2010
What vitamins does a dog lack in the body if she eats toilet paper? I ask her, she grits: "I don’t know, hunting is simple". And another question: What vitamins do I lack in my body if my dog responds?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40771
 25.12.2010
From our women:
Dear partners!
To sweets, cookies and champagne that you send us as a gift, please attach cyclists.
Or at least an expander.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №40770
 25.12.2010
In the morning in the tram...Sunny strong. A girl stands in front of me and looks closely at me. I also looked and smiled, she smiled in response and approached me, I am a straight officer! And so gently on the ear: "Young man, fasten the width" (((

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40769
 25.12.2010
What else do you want besides classic sex?
See also: Tea

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40768
 25.12.2010
I went to the movie TRON. Episode where the chief villain named Klu from the tribune pushes a speech before the army of programs. The beginning of her:
Welcome to the program!! to

Voice from the room:
Hello world!

[ + 84 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40767
 25.12.2010
I gave laboratory.
I decided not to write, I did it myself. Naturally I did not give up. Prep said that I wrote.
I took someone else’s report and just put a title with my name. I gave.
Where is logic? What are we taught?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №40766
 25.12.2010
If you like furry animals, small, cute and with big eyes, then you just won’t be able to get past the tarantula. Weird Animals, Animal Planet

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40765
 25.12.2010
Oh I cannot. On the site of the First Channel it is written: "Now on the air - Club of the Funny and Inventive".
And on the screen shows pictures from the Duma :D

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40764
 25.12.2010
Teacher of Matana:
We had a teacher at the mehmate at the time, a man of the dearest soul, strict and demanding, but now we have come out. In his free time from teaching, he even developed his own theory. Oh yeah, I forgot to say, he went crazy and fell into a psychic. But that’s not bad for mathematics."

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №40763
 25.12.2010
From Luca Luca:

They got spammers!

Cleared already with a hundred promises "go down the link, read 10 chapters "Eternal Watch" for free!"

You are lying, people! I went - there as everywhere, breasts and cries!

Ten chapters I have to write myself. (Oh, and I’m going to jump out of the inette and say what I wrote... :(

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40762
 25.12.2010
Moscow officials were very surprised to learn that 6 billion euros allocated for the construction of the railway in Italy were spent entirely on the construction.

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