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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24078
 25.12.2009
Your hands smell of soap.
This is the farm of soap.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24077
 25.12.2009
Announcement in the newspaper:
"The Technician The Electrical. The perforator. It is in German"

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №24076
 25.12.2009
The nobility (7 years) grows so reasonable and logical that you just give yourself a wonder. In the days we sit with my sister in the kitchen, drink tea, on the TV "Winny-Puch" goes (as he visited the rabbit, well, folded all his supplies, stuck in the door, etc. ) is
The little girl looked up and sat with a thoughtful look.
I ask :
What did you load?
A child with a nondetic expression answers:
“I don’t understand anything... Why a rabbit who doesn’t eat honey or condensate, a whole buffet of honey and condensate? To come a bear and eat it all for free?? to
I found nothing to answer...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24075
 25.12.2009
You have already prepared a template for the SMS - "Thank you! And you celebrate! Who are you?"

[ + 132 - ] Comment quote №24074
 25.12.2009
When you were a child, you used to watch TV with your parents?? to

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24073
 25.12.2009
Please help!

Higher School of Economics under the cover of the Education Agency
carries out the raider seizure of the buildings of MIEM.

The pretext is the merger of MIEMA with MGUPI.

One way to prevent this is to make this fact public.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24072
 25.12.2009
Comment on a YouTube video about a 4-year-old boy (evidently an Asian) playing on the ukulele (the 4 string Hawaiian guitar) song Jason Mraz - I'm Yours!!! to

1) The boy is good. Only apparently English is not his mother tongue, because he did not say a single word in it.)
Apparently Japanese is not his native language, because he did not say a single word in it.
3) Looravetlan is apparently not his native language, because he did not say a single word in it.)
Apparently German is also not his language, since he did not sing a single word in German.
I noticed that he is not smiling at a Jew, and that Yiddish is not his native language, because he did not say a single word on him.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay. Oh yeah yeah!! His mother tongue!
7) Apparently, Moped is not his, for he did not say a single word about him:
Apparently his mother tongue is Albanian.
The boy even scratched his nose in the rhythm! He would be a great musician.
10) Apparently C Plus Plus is not his native language, the boy has not put any operator on him.

Without comments...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №24071
 25.12.2009
How often do those who suffer failure see themselves as romantics =(

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24070
 25.12.2009
by phone:
Hi to
Hi to
What do you do tomorrow?
And what?
Like a birthday.
to whom?
with you.
The Global Wave – What...?
Tomorrow is your birthday...
I thought it was a great joke... I thought it was an anecdote.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24069
 25.12.2009
I went to a friend at his job, and he has an open aska on his computer.
And in the tabs of interlocutors I notice one. It is called "Not that window". I am surprised, asking who it is.
It was my wife. ?

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №24068
 25.12.2009
From the Auto Forum:

The case was, I was driving with one girlfriend on her just bought 99 and the rights she got recently
She suffered and she so knocked on the gas and straightened the car, I asked from where such skills she said that she wanted to brake and popped the pedals.

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24067
 25.12.2009
"Bash.Org.Ru" - and let the whole world wait!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24066
 25.12.2009
PizzYesBall (00:19:36 23/12/2009)
Do you know how to fatalize?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:19:48 23/12/2009)
I don't know the photo jope.

PizzYesBall (00:20:18 23/12/2009)
And the painting?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:20:49 23/12/2009)
Paint, I even painted drafts to the diploma.

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:21:00 23/12/2009)
A0 form

PizzYesBall (00:21:44 23/12/2009)
O_O

PizzYesBall (00:21:47 23/12/2009)
You are cruel)

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:22:00 23/12/2009)
All fucking shock.

PizzYesBall (00:22:37 23/12/2009)
Especially the HDD.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24065
 25.12.2009
Marik the middle brother - and so, and so...

Marik the younger was sister 0_o

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24064
 25.12.2009
I was invited to visit.

Damn, I don’t know how to go.

Demiurg: I don’t know... depending on who

Tagged: school love

Cherry: He loved me

Cherry: I am not...

Cherry: What to do.? to

Demiurg: I don’t know... I’m not a counselor in such matters.

You are a man, tell me!

Demiurg: in a manly way?

Cherry: Yes

Demiurg: Drink, fuck him, and in the morning say that if anything - the child is not yours.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24063
 25.12.2009
Weather forecast for Yandex
December 23 – Rain
- on December 24th +1, snow
YYY. severe

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24062
 25.12.2009
The night. Half a half somewhere, we go with a friend around the house, before drunking a beer not badly.
suddenly the lights are extinguished, in a dark house, past which we walk the floor, so one window is lit on the foot and it sounds "I just call to say I Love You" - the atmosphere is romantic, there is nowhere else.

My friend smokes and says:
We are even fools, not pigs.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24061
 25.12.2009
Encento: Read here: "A man from Denmark wrote that one family was trying to commit a group war.
Suicide with CO, but gas leaked through the floor (it is heavier than air)
They hit the neighbors from below. It is not good."
It really didn’t go well)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24060
 25.12.2009
On the other day, my wife threw her clothes into the washing machine, when the machine started washing, a rubber slipped onto the glass, well, I say, as it reaches, pulling out. After washing the rubber was never found, but there were 20 cops on the bottom of the drum. Probably my machine handed over...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24059
 25.12.2009
Max is
I was told I was not rough enough in pastel.
Max is
For my hair, I don’t shake.
Juster
Tell her that she is non-authoritarian to you and that everyone else is satisfied.

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