Xxx: guys, help with the advice. I am afraid that any girl will offer me to sleep with her and I will not get up :(

zzz: I also have a problem, I am afraid that a boy will offer me to sleep and I will get up!

About the Infostor.
Stone after article

And we are looking for ways to protect in the first place children and young people from low-profile pornographic products.

Give quality porn to children and young people!

I received a request from a client to repair his computer.
In the caps of a paper form three fields are located in a row: "Name", "Name", "Father".
I take the request, I see:
Name: Evstratov Dmitry Timofeevich
His name is Dmitry Timofeevich.
by Timofeevich.

I am afraid to go to him.

US government finally found mass weapons in Iraq
and defeat. The prototype of this weapon under the code name Kuzkin’s Mother was first shown by Khrushchev at the United Nations General Assembly in 1960, and in 2008 the Iraqis demonstrated its combat potential to President Bush personally.

Just then, my friend Vitalik and I went to the club, bite, and a friend grabbed a familiar defeat. Go to me. I go to bed in another room. At 6 a.m., a friend of mine wakes up, he is typically at work, etc. I close the door behind him on the autopilot and go to bed. I wake up from the fact that somebody is pulling me for the genitals. I know that I slept next to that deck. But once this is the case... In general, everything is wonderful, first a barrel, then a barrel, then let the devaha jump from the top... Then the amazing thing happens... she opens her eyes... tension... becomes like a gorlum... and says the only phrase: “Where is Vitalik?”". I didn’t get up for a week.

In the news tape...
"The Finns realized with horror that they fought for Hitler"
They quickly focused!
C_K

Childhood is the only country that is not afraid of a financial crisis.

No storms, no thunderstorms, no other troubles... if there is a mother nearby. c) Sj

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The same bobber in miniature, this is what it is a water rat, and the usage of the

Likewise, the color, the tail, indeed, the rat, but who of us is without shortcomings?

I was written on one pond, I was sitting there at night, every weekend.

Early in the morning, one caught - no noise and dust; began to notice a rat.

He went back here for business. Similarly noted

me and the watershed, looking - a man quiet, sat nearby and

began to study carefully. Word for word, we met. Throw a piece.

Bread and then it turned out that it was a rat: the first thing carefully

Then he brought home his wife and children, and then he began to eat.

holding a lump in the front legs, chewing thoughtfully, looking at me.

He called - Shurik, painfully funny and businessfully he swept through the entire reservoir;

Fishing was fun for both of us.

Excellent was a family man - always the first bite included in the nest under the bush;

Once brought my husband - show me, acquaintance she, apparently,

approved, but no more in the male company showed, it is understandable,

The house is full of concerns.

Sometimes bringing friends to praise the companion, you will shout: "Shurik! There is

Walk!", and carry a brown torpedo of rats from any corner of the pond.



There are no wild animals in nature, there are only attentive animals.

When Somali pirates demanded a ransom for the Ukrainian ship,

Gazprom laughed to tears.

K to:
If I pass the session... then from the next semester I will start studying, I will drink, I will engage in boxing and I will remove volves... And I will win the 2012 Boxing Olympics.

Another guy with a good imagination :D

YYY: How is it?
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work in the park. Everyone had to spend the night in the office. Our administrator snorted, snorted, and then in a dream issued the phrase: "The Terminator in the green cockroaches steals cakes."

Totally dumb? Administration, have you been upset? On the main: "like Saddam, by shooting"! He was hanged, the idiots.

We accept an audit check, prepare a table for this case. The last settings are given: "Comrades, in short, the arrangement is this: look at the caviar contemptuously, and do not lick when you see the samga and the forel. Let the Germans think we are okay!"

I will buy explosives, armoured vest.I will buy a pass to the Verkhovna Rada, the Cabinet of Ministers, the Secretariat of the President.
P.S Buy a student

She: So fun with you, Stas!)) I never know what you will say next.
I: Sublimation in Guadeloupe!! to
It is 😉 😉

Go to the store. Buy something for tea. Lolik, my colleague, asked: "a couple of packages of sweets "Moskvachka" and these, like his...." and hanging. I say, “What, Leha, the sample is up, the key in the hash table is lost, you can’t find the match. The name and image?" And here the saleswoman says: "And let us then pick over...". We are both in stall. I: "A, AB, AB..." Lohha, looking at me: "MA...rmelad!"

>>That is why Victor Andreevich is MAN. He doesn’t talk with a dumb smile about his submarine "she drowned". And when the time comes to leave, he will leave, not plant the bear marionette. Because we, unlike you, do not applaud puppet shows. Not children, tea.<<

A baby and a doll can’t applaud their own show. Continue to sow the shit between the Slavs and tick the finger as we are so different. You are perfectly suited to the role of the girl from the latest movie Carrier 3 - "We are not such!!! We are others!!and "
Continue to behave and shake off the scratch at the western gates, continue to scream that the Russians are so crazy and the president has their shit - you, as the most patriotic, will be handed over to the M16 and sent to the East, to kill these most hated Russians. And you will lie crushed by tanks, like the smartest, and the Pindos soldiers will march on you, and they will thank you very much for being such a fool.

Sorry it hurt. They deceived minors with patriotic rats brains.

The cat, the shredder, the admin, the huiase - only to pass and not get stuck in the flute.

Xxx: Played fuck with a girl in the stalker!! to
YYY :?
Do you know what we call the months now?
I guess XD
XXX is exploding!! to

My cat is too persistent. If he goes to the toilet, then buried until they are removed or until the shoe comes in. In the middle of the night, his stubborn scratches with his nails on the floor generally bring everyone in the house.
The night. Everyone is sleeping. Here, in the hallway, the cat begins to bury a cup, hoping, apparently, that he will still succeed sooner or later. I am lazy to get up and I scream to my daughter:
Look what the cat is digging!
In response an angry voice:
He is digging his own grave!