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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24038
 24.12.2009
The CHC:
How do you celebrate the New Year?
and NN:
Are there proposals?
The CHC:
I thought she had
and NN:
Well, we can sit together in this... like him...
and NN:
... on the Internet

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №24037
 24.12.2009
A case of life...
Rostov-on-Don, a lively intersection (Tekuchev/Budenovsky), a girl on the Honda SRV tries to turn to the left (turn is forbidden) from the middle row, another SUV enters her ass with a girl at the wheel. Two glamorous calashes jump out and start to fight on very elevated tones, the driver’s doors are open at both of them, another girl on the hendea hertz trying to turn back to the left (forbidden) fighters already on a double consistent and nahuy takes off 2 doors...O_o at two glamorous girls and a wild, just acky rust at the stop with applause...
I’m scared to drive around my city (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24036
 24.12.2009
My colleague is the most real Anti-KO: his wife is called Sasha, the cat is called Mouse, and the dog is called Kosha.and :)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24035
 24.12.2009
My hands are in the blood of babies!
Dukun: Has it been cut?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24034
 24.12.2009
X: What are you doing?
I am looking for a cat
X is?? to
I just washed it...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24033
 24.12.2009
A genuine gentleman never pumps mp3, he pumps notes and collects a song himself.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24032
 24.12.2009
Dragon1983: Once the clock at 11 p.m. came to a stop, buses no one anywhere, dunk, cool, standing lonely girl, freezing. I suggested to drive along the way - I stumbled from the car, that the heels blinked.
by Jeanne!A young man and you and the girl: you are a gentleman, and she, as if, decent.
Tundra: It is decent. Maybe even from the balloon.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24031
 24.12.2009
xxx:Not boring garden, loose shelves... maybe you in Moscow also have a fun hospital :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: The Catch...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24030
 24.12.2009
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I hate gay and lesbian... I just hate gay, and lesbians are almost ALL scary and male-like, so they look like gay with titles, and I just hate gay...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24029
 24.12.2009
We all love Google. Serena too!
I am a tomato :D

[ + 122 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24028
 24.12.2009
Rin: Dima at the Ixbox plays the second assassin. He wet the guard, rolled the corpse on his shoulder and ran onto the roofs.
Smoke, why do you wear the body? OOO
Do not listen to them, my love. Let me show you Venice.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24027
 24.12.2009
XXX is
Snow is a lie.

XXX is
I have a dog now walking in the snow-gathering machine mode - we leave the house, she bends her head, opens her mouth and goes forward, leaving behind a small trance)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24026
 24.12.2009
xxx: wonderful title: "40 years of torture behind! It is going to be on the road!"))
YYY: Capec... ahead of another 40 years of torture...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24025
 24.12.2009
Salammbo
Not all Negroes are from Africa and have diseases.
Madchen
So what do you think, can I ask him if you’re a guy from Africa or you’re an African?
Madchen
How is your HIV status?
Madchen
Are you sick of cholera? No is?
Madchen
A great start to acquaintance.
Salammbo
Did you drink vodka today?
Madchen
I just walked with a bear.
I will finish playing and drink ballayka.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24024
 24.12.2009
Lingvo is a bear. The word of the day:
feelings
Female translation: [Sorry, text longer than 3000 characters cannot be displayed.]
Translated by: Zamořice

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24023
 24.12.2009
There is an abnormally warm winter in Russia.
There is an abnormal frost in Russia.

This is an anomalous country.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24022
 24.12.2009
Karhad: I am going to work today. I cross the bridge and see like a Moscow river on the snow with huge letters (3x3 meters of letters) the inscription "Hui".
Karhad: It seems usual, but at this point I was thinking about vacation.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24021
 24.12.2009
Letter from two friends.

Day 19: You are out! A guy authorized me here a day ago.
Natasha: How is he to you?
IRA 19: It seems like the boy is already an adult, but considers himself a vampire!
Natasha: What are you? How old is he?
IRA 19: There are more than two hundred.

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24020
 24.12.2009
I’m preparing for the new year... I think the liver suspects something)))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №24019
 24.12.2009
The bad head does not give the legs peace, and bad, which is often not their own.

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