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[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74894
 27.12.2012
With the Hubble, discuss the phone with Gorilla glass
I scratched the gorilla’s nail. Nothing lasts forever under the moon.
The Rosemary?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №74893
 27.12.2012
The car did not come yesterday, he drove to the service in the night. Today I call: "no what is there?" Answer - "the gasoline has ended"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74892
 27.12.2012
Everything is well in the world.
What you will not even understand.
The winter rain has passed.
Normal winter rain!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74891
 27.12.2012
>>> I am 40, she is 34.
My hormones slightly diminished, and she was at the peak of sexual activity.
So in a bad mood, I can’t give...

I am 22, he is 18. I have to cook for sex. Where does the world go...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74890
 27.12.2012
XXX: In the Lower Narcotic Man Disarticulated Comrade with a Kitchen Knife
XXX: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
yyy: he probably went for chocolate and brought alpengold;)
xxx: or a mineral in a glass bottle bought

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74889
 27.12.2012
On Saturday, I saw a strange thing in Pulkovsk. Advertising - on rotating such blocks, only in three planes. On one plane there was a picture and the inscription: "Hanoi!"", on the other" With the Coming New Year", on the third: "Christmas!" - here it is, the triumph of the power of reason over passions :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74888
 26.12.2012
I’m already getting enough grey, but I’m not a retrograde, and yet...
The quest to return to the time when we perceived RS as something logically understood and mathematically controlled. We looked at computers as a puddle to help us grasp the vast cosmos, but fate confronted us with the cosmos of the awakening. And the beautiful romance of Strugatsky became a terrible reality of Stanislav Lema. What a pity...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74887
 26.12.2012
Discussion at the Construction Forum:
XX: It must be built out of straw. Heat conductivity is 4 times lower than the wood. The Belarusians used the technology in the 1990s. There are warm, environmentally friendly and inexpensive houses.
YYY: We need to build out of dirt. Technology was invented thousands of years ago. There are warm, ecological and inexpensive housing. In various variations, all builders in the country still build this way.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74886
 26.12.2012
Read the title "The car of the future minister of culture was injured in an accident"
The first thought "what else is the car of the future"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74885
 26.12.2012
Call the Russian hotline 8-800. The cable is removed by the auto-responsor:
Hello, you have called the quality line of FGUP Russia Post. We draw your attention to the fact that all conversations with the operators are recorded." After which puts the telephone...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74884
 26.12.2012
xxx me corporate cost me a lot of money.... hair - 1700 (I myself was a puppy! because I was told from 800r), cleaning clothes 800r, gloves 1500r (sprayed in a taxi)
Eating in the corporation is invaluable!
Yyy for the rest is a master card.)

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74883
 26.12.2012
Greetings from the Russian Post!! to
You are helping us to be better!!! to
We all read!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74882
 26.12.2012
I read an interesting sentence in a chemistry textbook:
From everyday life, you know that in order to burn methane, it has to be burned.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74881
 26.12.2012
My husband and I went to Paris to rest. We lie in the room, rest, here he suddenly fell asleep. I went away, no hour, no two, I went to look. I hear from the toilet.
Wish I would come here again. b.
I: What do you have there?
Man: Don’t let it go, I’ll go out and kill everyone to the devil’s mother.
I found the manager, he opened his card. As it turned out, if you do not wash your hands after visiting this institution, the door does not open.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74880
 26.12.2012
My washing machine is broken.
Tagged: sadness
We need to buy a new
I saw one video.
There the girl called the master to repair her washing machine.
Instead of repairing the car, he left.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74879
 26.12.2012
The Dolphin:
We had a great time until I saw her cut cheese with the rear side of the knife.
The cheese is not cut. Cheese is grilled. And it’s done just like your girlfriend did – with the reverse side of the knife.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74878
 26.12.2012
xxx(03:01): Hi you are beautiful! Not a spy?
yyy(03:04): Not a spit, not a hook, not even a needle. The fool.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №74877
 26.12.2012
What do you know about being ready for a serious relationship? Here is if you go with a blanket to hang on the balcony, and then you suddenly ask the question: - What kind of film was there, in which there was this one who played guitar and jumped again, and then died? And you, after 2 seconds of thinking, give the right answer – Forrest Gump – then yes, you’re ready. The ability to correctly answer the sudden questions of a loved one is the main skill for a serious relationship.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74876
 26.12.2012
I burned my finger at the coffee machine this morning. At work from the cold in the refrigerator was only a beer. I sit with an unfortunate look at the workplace, the boss comes in. A few seconds on me, then on the bank:
What, very badly? So go home, or you’re not the first to get into my bowl!
O_O

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74875
 26.12.2012
SSS: I want darts in the whole wall to throw a tail into it.
PPP: and we at work from the arbalet broke the hypertensive wall-barrier into the server, and got into the servatore.

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