Shaitanbabai: Why is this happening? If a man thinks he’s Napoleon or a cake – he’s treated, and if a man thinks he’s a woman – is someone rushing to fight for his rights?

I will never forget... We walk with him, we embrace him, we kiss him...

He said to me: "Go to me!".
I am: "Go!"

We come to him... kiss, dress up, smoothly walk into the bedroom. We lie down in the bed, I am already at the limit... And then he jumps up with the scream: "Look how I can!" and sit on the spaghetti =) Curtain.

Timothy (17:42:38 21/12/2009)
Where will the NHS be listed?

Rita (17:44:16 21/12/2009)
HZ

Timothy (17:48:14 21/12/2009)
What is this place so fashionable - "hz", who I will not ask, everyone there notes.

In the morning, the cat should be taken to the veterinarian, where it should actually be castrated. He himself does not know about it yet, and wanders quietly somewhere on the street. The sister sits behind the compass, talking to her acquaintance:
I wake up early tomorrow and take my cat to the doctor.
for the moment. Say hello to the cat.
I will surely transmit. And I embrace. And I kiss. and tomorrow.
I want to be your cat tomorrow ;)
It is hardly :D

X: I am afraid.
Don’t be afraid, I’m with you!
XXX: Yes, I’m frightened, so I’m afraid.

Remember, I missed the final of the World Cup Brazil-Italy to listen to the performance of the children's choir, which was led by my girlfriend's mother, - remembers Mikhail (34 years, married 7 years). "With my hatred of children and choral singing at the time, I thought that the man for whom I was capable of doing this was worth living with him for a dozen or two years."

15:45 Semenova: Do you know what I am going to be on the NH?
15:45 Alona: In the salad? It is :)))
15:45 Semenova: very funny..

To reach out to cosmopolitanism and internationalism, it is called... Facebook correspondence:

Bryan *** (Colombian born in the USA): How to say corndog in Russian?

Blanka is Czech. In the sense, not shoes, but a Czech woman): I don’t know what a corndog, maybe a corn dog" :)))

Denis *** (Russian): If you mean a hotdog covered in cornmeal, so there isn't any defined word in Russian for that. Just describe it as a hotdog on a stick in a cornmeal batter.

If you mean a physical punishment like shoving your knee between some1's butt cheeks - again we don't have such an expression :)

But in Russian you can refer to literally everithing you don't know or can't recognize as "this hoйня" (pronounced 'eta khooynya' :) ) and everyone will understand :))

Quote from the textbook on the headline - often suspects are hidden in the home, and sometimes even bodies are felt.

Normal people come to the police with an agenda. Officials with a guilty statement.

This story was told to me by Rovšan Askerov, and to him by Alexander Druz. Daughters
Friends somehow argued, well, and asked the father - is the word "foolish" considered motherly or not?
“We have a Twin,” a friend cried out. He is a philologist, go to him.
Fedor Dvinyatin was not at hand, and the discussion went to nothing.
After some time there, they — in this composition, Friends, two of his daughters and Dwinyatin — were taking a train to some sort of “What? Where is? “When?” In one cup. They came in and began to put things together. The twin threw his bag on the baggage shelf. The bag fell. He picked her up, stuck back.
The bag collapsed...When the bag fell on Twinyatin for the third time, Inna
A friend without any thought cried out:
By the way, Fedor Nikitich! For a long time I wanted to ask you: “foolish” is a motherly word?

Copenhagen doctors could not decide where to take the patients - to the ambulance or to the psychiatrist. For the first time in their lives, they saw a thousand frozen people shouting, “We are being killed by the heat! Stop the global warming!”

Yesterday I go home, I go to the entrance, I see the jacket weighs (not bad enough) I approach it, and on it a sheet and something is written, even on the phone took:
Be human!Do not throw the jacket, just here on the third floor lives a girl, which I seem to love, and in the jacket it is uncomfortable to go in the window and you will not throw it there.

It was around 10 in the street.
He took a marker and wrote "+1" on the sheet.

Too late to run. They surrounded me.
Press closer... There was no worse day.
My heavy bag goes down.
I hear a wicked laugh. They are closer and closer.
Hundreds of hands grabbed and torn into pieces.
The kidneys were ripped off again, the socks broken.
Above is a tree... What a ridiculous posture...
I decided to work in the garden of Santa Claus.

Listen, Nathan, are you different to me? I need advice! )
2: What is the problem?
Where can you invite a girl on a first date?
Am... the first date? Well, for example, you can invite to the pool - immediately and look at the figure))
1 is excellent)
by official vote *
Anastasia, can I invite you to the pool?
2: O_o Here is the point...))

NDPBNZ

We go on the street with a girlfriend, a guy passes by, a girlfriend gives a phrase that just killed:
In contact we are friends.

Trains under La Manche cannot resume traffic due to severe seven-degree frosts

I stayed at home for a week with a temperature. parents on a business trip, a session on the nose, inet polomallo... a friend came. She brought a strawberry, fed medicine, cooked food, walked a dog, cleaned up in the apartment, cleaned the net, wrote a half-course, fed again, slept and went home.
Why am I not a man? would marry.

Alluneral: Hey, I don’t know if this can be called the subconscious desire of the body, but in the summer (that summer I was sitting at the computer without wasting), when I got up in the morning, I opened the door to the corridor and stood waiting for the room to load.

xxx (01:18:30 21/12/2009)
I bought a beautiful dress. The evening.
yyy (01:19:14 21/12/2009)
Which? Describe it
xxx (01:20:32 21/12/2009)
long in the floor, silk, black, below the bottom drawn koalas
The back is open and wrapped like a swimsuit.
yyy (01:20:49 21/12/2009)
It’s cool, especially about the coal xD
xxx (01:21:15 21/12/2009)
I just love these flowers.)
xxx (01:21:31 21/12/2009)
What Flowers? Koala is a bear.
yyy (01:22:03 21/12/2009)
These are flowers.