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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №268
 19.12.2007
I directed the scientific article by Ward and didn’t notice when he changed my "ejection" to "erection".
From the phrase "and now compare the coefficients of erection with the stable and unstable positions of the system" lies the entire edition.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №267
 19.12.2007
The question of the week: Will the portrait of Medvedev hang in Putin’s office?

[ + 169 - ] Comment quote №266
 19.12.2007
Kirsov Sergey, icq(aska number) 310309787, e-mail(soap, e-mail) sergnet@1nsk.ru. Do not hide!! Give me this shit, photocopy!! I know you’re reading BOR, if you don’t answer me, fuck, I hope good people will plug this post to the top of the abyss and spammers’ search robots will put you into their blade base. Good luck Gonzo!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №265
 19.12.2007
Only Masters Tetris are comfortable in the Moscow metro.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №264
 19.12.2007
Keir: Remember, during our last conversation on the ass, you cried and showed with all your smile that you missed me very much.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №263
 19.12.2007
He is
Fuck it.
She
What is it?? to
He is
Fuck... I lost... 10 kilos... Fuck...
I stop sitting too much behind the compass.
She
fucking
He is
What is?
She
I sit at the computer for a long time.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №262
 19.12.2007
Q: Is it normal in the resume in the column "your merits at the past workplace" to write the number of quotes?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №261
 19.12.2007
Reload: By the way, as the eternal opposition of AMD vs Intel in notes (in terms of working with video)
Roma: Intel has an AMD as a man a woman
Igo: that is, not often, only with her permission and not always succeeds?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №260
 18.12.2007
<_sanya> how to make the water flowing from the crane?
<M2> the car you take,
<M2> you try to rotate the handle from the crane, if it works and the water has flowed - all the norms
<M2> in the kitchen
<_sandy> 3dsmax
<M2> I was expecting... I was expecting this understandable addition to the question

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №259
 18.12.2007
Hi to! I have two bottles of vodka for you, one good and one bad. Which to start?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №258
 18.12.2007
KAC: Sometimes the sky is black, and sometimes red and pink.
My head is broken, I can’t imagine why.
Legioner: it’s red angels watching what’s happening at night in the city ;-)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №257
 18.12.2007
<S3rge> Listen, have you ever burned two-layer DVDs?
<Ellectu> oh, it was a matter
<S3rge> well and how, there was no constipation?
<Ellectu> no, okay shit, thank you
<S3rge> black

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №256
 18.12.2007
They flew from Vladivostok to Moscow on the Tu-114. It was long ago. Dick is here. The flies were flying in the room. And I all looked at her and thought, like, let's land, she will fly out of the salon and how will she look for the way home?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №255
 18.12.2007
xxx: There are specially trained holes on the panel.yyy: mmm... I just want to clarify – are we talking about the router?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №254
 18.12.2007
polosatyj: Sunday... we are here in the vegetable bed.)
Katy: In which one?
polosatyj: like vegetables we lie on the couch all day
polosatyj: Toleg baklažančeg, and I am tomato ))
polosatyj: From the light of the monitors we photosynthesize and release young green shoots ))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №253
 18.12.2007
<User> Do you play online?
<Warlord> are you a blonde?
<User> You are stupid
<User> But Blandon

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №252
 18.12.2007
Shrec : AAA! Pedal around! How to protect yourself from rape?
Eat a lot of sweets :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №251
 18.12.2007
FeaR: ppc, I just noticed that the famous phrase from the dog heart "abyr", written in Latin, looks like "f,sh" – practically fish, which translates as fish!

Demlock: And if you write "fish" in English. The book is "abi" and only the letter r is missing. :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №250
 18.12.2007
X: We are doing repairs, we want to put the laminate. Paul had to settle. What is underneath it?
Neighbors from below?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №249
 18.12.2007
Maniack: I have a picture here with a girl.
Maniack: I’ll tell you, 5 seconds...
[TwisteR]: Do you offer to teenage on a brothership?

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