M: Fuck, I’m tired of getting fat and not getting fat, I want to pump...
I was tired of eating and getting fat.
M: Do we go away?
Let’s go... and how?
M: I think it should somehow be transmitted sexually.

If you consider that 30% of the dust is made up of the shells of human skin, I have just carved out the remains of a pair of corpses from the system.

1 channel, interview with a resident of the house, in Vladivostok, in which a training artillery projectile was hit, during the rehearsal of the naval parade.
Resident: I sit at home, I watch TV, I hear whistles, whistles, blows and explosions. I thought the bathroom fell from the balcony, it was already.

Mother: Did you have a girl?
No, no, no boy
You are blue?
No, it is blue!! to
Mom - O_o

Students are tired
Books are sleeping.
The wicked are waiting for them.
The bad lecturer sleeps.
To dream at night,
Close your eyes,
Go to...)))

M (20:24:00 16/12/2009)
Good gift
M (20:24:08 16/12/2009)
fucking
M (20:24:10 16/12/2009)
not those
J (20:24:25 16/12/2009)
Good to disappear
J (20:24:26 16/12/2009)
Oh is
J (20:24:27 16/12/2009)
not those

xxx: recently with my wife unlimited Internet spent 1024!!! to
YYY: How cool is it?
XXX is economical. Three condoms for two months was enough.

I went to Avatar today. The film is very good, if you do not get into the logic of military action. In fact, he is deeply philosophical. He reveals two of the most important things in the world.
1st No arguments, no logic for women. Only the seeds of the magic tree of Eve can change her point of view.
2nd Even the Alien Indians rule the one who has the coolest pterodactyl.

BOSH refrigerator in Eldorado, made in Germany, broken in Italy, repaired in China, sold in Russia for half the price only for the New Year.

XXX is OK
XXX: You are not cooking.
YYY: You called me a teaser!? to
YYY: What a thin upset!

<Timati> is it good?
<nyshtyak> THIMATI: with your nick such questions...

I took a child in the car and asked him, “Dad, why do I start reading it as soon as I look at the advertisement?”

Anutka Tomilova (16:11) :
If you don’t give it to a woman, she’ll make it better! If you give her sperm, she will give birth to a child.If you give her an apartment, she will make her cozy.If you give her food, she will make delicious food.A woman is multiplying and developing.So if you make her some little cocktail, be prepared to get back a ton of shit. Send it to all men to think, and women to be proud!

Timothy (16:12) :
Amy

Where will you celebrate the night from 31st to 7th?

I was asleep with a strong drunkenness. suddenly a phone calls and I am asked, those 3 is enough??? I say "Yes!" And all, put on the phone and I fell asleep, sleep away ?
This is how I passed the exam.)

x: Throw, the node is a fox... I put the flash flash as he immediately recognized the crack to the door as a virus and removed it.
y: display in settings to ask for removal
X: So he usually asked, and here he showed independence.
Y: the boy grows :' (

Amazing nearby! disgusting as well.

Automatic message for talking ass:
I am not in place.

MAKSI (09:20:34 15/12/2009)
I’ve given my name, oh! Oh, you are scum.

After the matches this week, it seems to me that our hockey team has been bitten by our football team.

Now there are generations of students who graduated from the university with the help of Wikipedia. It is really terrible to live.