Olga Ulitko
Do you not know how to cook borst like I can’t cook it?? to

Anna Andreevna
I can’t cook borst...It’s just great! =D

Amsterdam idiot sentenced to six months in prison
Test: What are the titles? Admin what are you? Do you have the right to call a person "an idiot" without a certificate? I would take you to the courts, I would see this about myself.
Close up, the idiot.

I live alone in my apartment, I make a good money, I will meet the New Year alone. But! I am happy!
What is wrong with me?

I am looking for examples of New Year's costumes to make myself.
I found on one of the websites the name "Pilot Stewardess.....forgot what I was looking for...

Tagged: fucking
If the Year of the Black Dragon
Should I meet him in black?
Will everyone be in mourning?
The smoke! I have a report!
WOW: You will get - the new year in mourning will meet your relatives!

On one of the trackers he stumbled upon an old little-known toy "Stalin against aliens". No one downloaded the game, but there was a dispute on 9 pages on the topic "what the authors smoked".

Yesterday, my wife called and asked me to bring a tail to cut the meat. When I got home, I decided to buy her flowers. I bought, came out of the car in one hand flowers in another tail and went. When I arrived, I understood why people touched me so much. Picture of oil.

Sometimes a cat is so kind and affectionate that you spend a lot of time trying to figure out where it hurt.

For your eyes are brown for your eyelids, beautiful for your assy waist, and a tired smile.
[Akina] to [Svetochkin]... six years of strict regime colony
It is a little [which is] a little [which is a little].
[Akina] to [Svetochkin] The victim is one, there is no organized group... for what more?

I asked my dad to shake his head. He is like that later. Eventually, it turned out that he heard – washing his head. But the fact remains a fact – he agreed to wash his 20-year-old daughter’s head.

I work as a courier, I need to deliver the order to the office. As an address they left the following:

Metro Volgograd Pr., the last wagon from the center. Under the bridge into a hole in the fence, along the railway path to the station of Bojna. Through the fence-grid, past the meat pack, clusters of wandering dogs and fur along the Scotoprogonny street. In front of the cemetery is an anchor behind a fence with a coil. Turn against the clock arrow to the CPC.

Put the sounds of the usual whistles on the auto answer and you will find out what they think of you in the moments when you don't take the phone for a long time :)

Damn how I get angry when people are mistaken in the word bilateral!
Wow, you won’t believe...

Well, if you drink so much, your liver will not be happy.
No problem, I will endure. The tea is small.

We eat cake at work. Lena-Zanuda reads the composition of the cake: "Oh, and here the honey is artificial!". Vitaly joke: how is it? No pieces of bees. =) is

Hour of Pick. The bus stop... The bus arrives empty, and the whole crowd begins to break through the entrance. A scream from the crowd:
To the glory of Roy! We go to the overlord, comrades of the green!

XX: And Pugacheva is still 50?
YYY: No one knows for sure: all witnesses to her birth and the first years of life have long since died.

A worldly lion and a doyarka - cancer look the same.

I read in the news that a snowman was caught in Ingushetia. I’m telling this amazing news to my brother. His reaction is immediate:
“Who caught Putin?”

by Putin:
What is the dialogue with the opposition? They hunt something unclear.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, and you clap them off.