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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №228
 18.12.2007
<RAID_wrk>what do you do?
<Natasha > Playing in Quaka
<RAID_wrk>O_0
<RAID_wrk> pregnant wife home entertainer
<Natacho > home cold, heating cut off, want to break in half...
<RAID_wrk> where did I watch when I got married????? to

Negative: Where... on the breasts...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №227
 18.12.2007
On the door of the wardrobe weighs a sign "For damaging and losing the label a penalty of 100p", a guy for 30 minutes explained to the wardrobe that the condition is not fulfilled, because the condition is not fulfilled. He just broke the mark, but he didn’t lose, so he won’t pay anything.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №226
 18.12.2007
A real man should know everything except the answer to two questions: “Where are my socks?” and “Why are they here?” The"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №225
 18.12.2007
He>> A girl like a brand, if you dress well, then you won’t get rid of it.
She<< Well why, you can also remove it)
(Alex&&Ksenya)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №224
 18.12.2007
Now I was on the bus, the evening is full, a folder with two sons arrives at the stop. The next stop after 7 minutes of driving, a hot quarrel between the two young men (where 4 years each).
1: Let's come and we will smash!
2: I will not, your terrible, I will be good to smash!
1: No, we will be scary to watch!
2: No...

Shorten the length, whisper. Minutes 2 argue, and here, the one who wanted to look, turns around and says:

Then I’ll kill you and watch a good cartoon!

The evil defeated and hysterically drove to its stop.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №223
 18.12.2007
YYYY
Are you not a photographer?

XXX is
Emm, no, I’m just processing photos.

YYYY
Sadly


YYYY
Do you work in photoshop?

XXX is
At night under the blanket.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №222
 18.12.2007
Storytelling
I heard such an interesting conversation...there is a fight between two first-class boys (well, they are typically choked), here a girl from their course fits and says: boys, the institute is not a place for sex! And here the girl who is acquainted with the third course rushes like a misleading: When you are silenced at the first session, you will be convinced of the opposite!))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №221
 18.12.2007
Frank Rubel (16:45:25)
Now the mail came from customers from nehuyasebe@aol.com ))

by Frank Rubel (16:45:44)
I doubt they are Americans.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №220
 18.12.2007
A friend lying in the hospital told me that there was one "gamer" burned:
I’ve been playing in GTA San Andreas for a long time now. Prelude has almost passed. I cannot find a boss. On the map is marked as N. I go to him food - I will not come."
The fact is that the symbol N is the indication of the north=)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №219
 18.12.2007
>we on the FTP saw a folder called "green plus porn, where rapers are fucked in the ass"... AND EVER HAD ALONE!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №218
 18.12.2007
B.E.S: At work there was a joke;I open the Music folder in it:
Computer Architecture, Diffuse Lighting, Data Structure Models, Number Representation and Folder Other Artists.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №217
 18.12.2007
Do you, the male half, know what the real shit is?
This is when you paint the eyelids with a scarf, it has not yet dried up and you sneeze! and :(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №216
 18.12.2007
My girlfriend (D) bought a dial-up card. The next day she receives a message that the login and password are incompatible in the domain. She calls for technical support. The cable is taken by the operator (O):
D: Hello to you. I bought a ticket from you yesterday for 50 hours, and today I can't come in.
A: Or maybe you were fascinated and didn’t notice how you used the entire balance for a day?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №215
 18.12.2007
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: What are you wearing?
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: overwhelmed... sorry what?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: Dress is what?
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: (red) I wear little clothes
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: What is it?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: shoes?)))
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: shoes... well and eat... shoes what they eat on shoes
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: an electric cloth with a cloth?)
<Exotic> TePMoMeTp: I don’t understand what questions are that?
<TePMoMeTp> Exotic: porn doesn’t download you need to get fat

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №214
 18.12.2007
The dog burned today.
WOW: Is it so?
I sit in the kitchen with my sister and drink tea. This animal comes, sits down, looks at us with sad eyes and begins to sneeze.
xxxh: it is generally nipadetska, and with each of her eyes all pops out and pops out O_O
Figo and what?
Then she ripped like a Jericho tube and ripped off her socks.
XHH: I didn’t have time to say "Sabaka, did you shake your socks?How she started to eat it again...
Ohhhh: here I jumped on her, started picking off the socks, the sister runs around, waving her hands and crawling... The bedlams are full of shorter...
I picked up the pain halfway.
The animal was hungry, hungry.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №213
 18.12.2007
She is: Hi! Here is the hippie!
He is a hippie? Is it a hint? O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №212
 18.12.2007
Worth
Explain, plz, what is the difference between the mail.ru folder "Inbound" and "Dubious"? The content is the same.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №211
 18.12.2007
sun (19:37:46 11/12/2007)
What associations do you have with the word printed organ?
black cat (19:39:23 11/12/2007)
The Fingers

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №210
 18.12.2007
Second Sight
Did you give something to Urusov?
Second Sight
And how it happens?
Fregate
a student comes with a vaseline, then Urusov does his business, and then decides whether the student has given up or not
Second Sight
Vaseline should be yours, right?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №209
 18.12.2007
Alex: How about the roof?
I don’t talk to her anymore. Shit, I like one boy from the stream, I asked her what she thinks of him, so this dude answers: "You know, he’s obviously not stupid, but I think you’ll get along with each other!"!!!!!!! to

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