How is he in bed?
YYY: Okay, very good... It would be perfect if he gave me a shirt.
Do you want a lot from a plastic member?

xxx: Do you know that we have been hanging news on the site for a week with the word "extricity" in the headline? No one noticed?
ZZZ is cake.

My great-grandmother thought it was very appropriate for me, a three-year-old, to start telling her that she would die, that she would be dug up in a pit, that she would be thrown into the ground... Mother told me, in order to make her feel sorry, or begun to ask me not to die. And I took and interested in such an action so much that a week in the morning to her resorted with the question "when will you die?"

Who wanted to start drawing web comics, keep the idea.
Painting together, people’s styles are always inevitably different.
One draws the field of sight of one hero (including the corpse of another hero), the other vice versa.
The world through the eyes of one and the other. The same, say, the phone in the hallway will be a little different when one faces it or the other.
And all this way.
It will be especially funny how they see themselves in the mirror.
The intrigue can be built - the reader will guess that this is and this is the same girl, seen by one and the other.

The idiot. no

When you are once again exhausted by an obsessive ex, remember that any strong emotion will show that this aunt is not alien to you yet, and will give her a forum. Politeness is the best remedy against retrospect. There are secret rules of communication - very different for relatives, friends, colleagues, just acquaintances and casual passers. for each group. And a person can rush to the center as much as he wants, but with the right policies of access, he will be brought out to the periphery once in a while. There is nothing more effective than cold removed indifference. Especially in the context of a gentle attitude to the current partner.

XX: In fact, a group of people counted a bunch of numbers on the compass. And now he expects to sell these numbers to the world [...] and what about this shit? But that doesn’t bother anyone anymore.

Yyy: Are you talking about Bitcoin or about the U.S. Federal Reserve?

Variety reports that three other women have accused actor Dustin Hoffman of sexual harassment that took place more than 30 years ago.

I remembered the joke:
An old woman comes to the police. and says:
I was raped 30 years ago.
It tells a lot, with all the details.
The police officer responded:
We cannot help you with anything. It is a long time, difficult to find.
The old woman shrugged her hand:
So what you are, sweet, nice to remember, to share with no one.

This morning, an epic happened :) The dark morning and general fatigue played a confounding joke with me.
The week turned out to be crazy, the nerve is tight at work, we rush to finish the unfinished until the end of the year, I sleep little, I work a lot. In the morning I got up, went to the bathroom, made coffee, all on the machine, I went to the bedroom in a coat and with a cup. I look, and on the box is half a bottle of cognac, a glass. I pour a gram hundred, make a large swallow, drink a hot coffee. The beauty! I drink, pour a generous second portion. I drink. Life is not so bad!
I thoughtfully approach the closet with a glass, meditating on the content. I make a throat. I was thinking about what to wear like this. I make a throat. I observe. Lenny thinks so, and where am I actually going. I make a throat. And I’m cold, because I know I’m going to work.
Z is. But in a cheerful and active mood for half-Friday I have already smashed a lot more than I planned for today))))) the main thing on Monday is not to be disappointed in the decisions taken :)))) and do not take this method on arm :))

The Internet Speed

British engineer Adrian Kennedy successfully connected the internet with a conventional wet rope about two meters long. It was able to connect with a speed of 3.5 megabits per second.

The Fucks! Rostelecom provides the same speed on the ADSL line.
I guessed they had a shit line. But what they are in speed / conductivity corresponds to a wet rope, I did not expect!

Now you just have to get married to my brain!!! to

Absolutely all analytical projects are made of shit and sticks. Therefore, the thicker your shit and the tougher your sticks, the more professional you are.

xxx: from childhood you hear from parents: to get rich, finish school without three, get out of school, find a job, work in the sweat of the face, make a career.
At the same time, they say you are people whose only capital is an inherited apartment from your grandfather, which has grown in price by 10 times in the last 20 years without any effort on their part. And the available money they spend mostly on pants (the type of car is more expensive, the repair is more luxurious and the house is cooler than the neighbor), buchlo (to remove stress after work) and doctors.
xxx: and really wealthy people in the choir claim that you need to spend economically, rest more, monitor your health, travel, walk and play sports.
XXX: Who can I trust?

"About music"
I have one pedal, only on the crown.
eugene: I wonder if it can be made on food from the network?
Eugene: What do you think? A thousand
Afanasa: you can buy a block to solve everything yourself
Afanasa: but it is better to take the pedal to the market, find there a radio amateur whistleblower who will do it beautifully and carefully. But it would have to be what the coward would be under the ACDC. This is what the true must be found.
Afanasa: I remember once 10 years ago, my wife and some of her friends were coming home from the club. So, I hear the taxon playing some familiar hypnotic music... loudly so. I sat and listened for 10 minutes, and then I said to the driver, “Is this a concert album, Roger Waters?” What happened next, Zhang. The man blossomed in his face. It was as if he had found a relative he had been looking for for years. I was probably the only one in many years who knew who he was. He, in response, began to brag something, to tell, then went louder and so they went on. They are like aliens, among us.

British engineer Adrian Kennedy successfully connected the internet with a conventional wet rope about two meters long. It was able to connect with a speed of 3.5 megabits per second.
"Honestly, I just had fun trying it," Kennedy said. The engineer added that if the rope is attached to the barrel, the bonus will also be a telephone line.

Ten years ago, a friend wrote a novel. He was issued. The book sold well for 150p on average. And a friend from each sold copy received as much as seven rubles!
Find out who is driving a Ferrari.

Why, by the way, everyone translates as "the ring of power"? Power – and power, and energy.

To gather them all, parallel to merge and synchronously and synphasically to submit questions.
(From Instructions to the Energy Ring)

The energy ring is a superconductive closed circuit placed in a thermostatic shell. There is a significant amount of current in the circuit. The screening system eliminates electromagnetic losses, allowing for electromagnetic communication only with the executive rings, feeding them with energy. Supply is performed
automatically, remotely, and does not require the action of service personnel.
(From the Technical Description of the Energy Ring)

In order to avoid dehydration of the thermostatic shell, do not allow heating above 4000 gr.C. In the event of de-hermetization and loss of superconductivity, explosive release of all reserve energy is possible. In the rest, it is enough to follow the instructions contained in the built-in Ring Security Block and telepathically transmitted to the service staff.
(From the Rules of Safety Technique for Working with the Energy Ring)

...the experimental set of rings from the very beginning was conducted in a non-standard mode, because the three Executive rings were not set to the frequency of the power source. As a result of the imbalance
[ has not entered ]
(From the report of the Commission for the Analysis of the Causes of Marriage)

(1): - The Excel table is not printed in color on a color printer.
IT: It is simple. Transfer to PDF, choose to print as a picture.
(1): - Excel translated into PDF to get a color table on the printer?
IT: Yes
(1) - Messiah knows a lot about perversions!

Irsa: and we in the toilet refresher "aroma of freshness - citrus" by ordinary scratching the letters on the bottle turned into "aroma of gestures - panty";

1: What are you interested in?
2 the ears.
When do you not shave?
3: And when it is not sewn, it is indexed.
I don’t always index. Percy once!

Who knows why the author does not ride a Ferrari - maybe he banally lost him in the cards: like Pushkin. After his death, the heirs remained in debt. Just like Turgenev. While he was educated in Germany, he spent the money sent by his mother so cheerfully that he was unable to receive her last package. The mail is unpaid. Life is cruel - when a genius struggled to scrape money to get, in the best traditions of the farce it turned out that the angry son of Mamula in hysteria placed bricks there.