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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №208
 18.12.2007
<K@mIk@dZe> and you have a jump?
<WildCat> hour of the night
<K@mIk@dZe> goodbye! O_O
<WildCat> what about you?
<K@mIk@dZe> 10
<WildCat> is good! 10 o’clock at night?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №207
 18.12.2007
I picked up my brother’s player, and he noticed:
Brother, you hear what it smells like?
I am (dreamfully) iron, a witch, burned by the rush... the hand of the real ITshnik...
It’s fine, but I’ll be back tomorrow!
I am happy with the SPS!!(Please) LOL, for the third time it runs... )))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №206
 18.12.2007
W@® R@ven TM
And in my new work on Samara I am referring to the blue nine.

Zweruga *
0 - O

Zweruga *
Where is the blue nine?

W@® R@ven TM
Next to her sits a beautiful girl.

W@® R@ven TM
At work issued

Zweruga *
0 a girl? Released at work? I want this job too!!! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №205
 18.12.2007
1: What are you doing?
2: Repair of
2: The Wardrobe
Do you not prepare for the day?
2: Everything is ready
Is it only the closet to break?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №204
 18.12.2007
A conversation with a friend who works on a meat mixer:

katerina: I was told here, in general, there will be a competition between meat combinations for the best clothes from sausages!
Our factory will also participate!we will do in the form of a fairy tale!good idea!
Sandro: clothes made of sausages? Is it how?
Katrina: I don’t know
Katarina: clothes in the form of a fairy tale, is it also how?
katerina: Just the scene will be in the form of a fairy tale! and in the process will be shown models of clothes!
I will be a servant of the king.
katerina: the king of the frog.the daughter of the type of frog is tired of eating mosquitoes want something new, send the servant it will be a leopard to find something new.the servant meets the cook and the cow. They make 4 kinds of sausages from cows! and here are these 4 sausages and they will show up!

I think that for the grass they smoke on this meat mix.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №203
 18.12.2007
at the lectures.
Who will draw my schedule?
• Silence
I will give him a star.
• Silence
Five stars is a calculation.
5 stars is a cognac.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №202
 18.12.2007
I sit here and think... how did I eat yesterday that I had such a nick?! to

by fau

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №201
 18.12.2007
Markiz: How to make a request so that there are no prostitutes in the issue of Yandex?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №200
 18.12.2007
The xxx:
The claim was received, 7 sheets, of which 2 sheets from the hand, on a lazy, carefully drawn the plan of the system unit. The claim from the series "an outspoken retiree will take over any organization by telephone, in writing or in oral impasse". Just Gen Deer, Finn Daldtor, the heads of the bush were rubbed. The general said to scan and send to the directors of all the stores. He says he needs to be employed in the department, he will go through the stores of competitors, buy equipment and write pretensions to them that will paralyze the work of competitors' stores.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №199
 18.12.2007
<zlo_darth> People, who knows what about the HFS file system that is on Macs? Google gives little - in a matter of a couple of lines and that's all.
<Qiller> Mac users do not have to know that they have a file system.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №198
 18.12.2007
Alexei
During her own mother’s funeral, the girl saw a man she didn’t know. She liked the man because he was completely like the man of her dreams. She fell in love with him at first sight. A few days later, the girl killed her sister.

Alexei
Question: What was the motivation of the girl?

murkin
She may have knocked her at the door.
Go for a walk on the street. You are doing such shit. You no longer know where to go.

Alexei
This test

murkin
for pregnancy?

Alexei
of psychopathy

Alexei
If a person responds correctly he is a psychopath.

Alexei
The correct answer: The sister knocked her at the door

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №197
 18.12.2007
Department of Health "Bollywood". I pass by as I walk, I think: either the bolids have something in common with pharmacology, or the stitches have come here.
c) the samh

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №196
 18.12.2007
Do you not participate in the new year?
JIekcyc: Yes to Fpesdu
I am :o)
JIekcyc: I have my new one here.))) collect 9 points and 4 exams and get a prize))
Loku: otherwise you will get a stylish jacket, shorts, boots and a haircut :o)

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №195
 18.12.2007
xxx: you have already taken my brother, well, he was fucking drunk once, well, from the army a guy of electricity came.
YYY: I have already avenged him)))
xxx: how? o_0
YYY: I approached him at 4 a.m. and shouted "Rota!!", he jumped like a dalpaep and could not sleep until the hour of the day)))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №194
 18.12.2007
He: Maybe you will come to visit me tomorrow after school.
She: I can’t take my courses.
He: Can you not go?and :-*
She is (
She: I am fucking then.
He is:...

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №193
 18.12.2007
Niger: yesterday pulled on the fist... and today it turned out that the girls have both hands, and the boys only left.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №192
 18.12.2007
Valery (17:27:43 14/12/2007)
How much will it cost to replace the freion in the refrigerator?

Valery (17:29:05 14/12/2007)
When your specialist leaves

OOO MSK "HELP" (17:31:44 14/12/2007)
2500 to 3000

Valery (17:33:58 14/12/2007)
If my freezer freezes and the refrigerator is not available, do I need to refuel the refrigerator completely or can I only refuel the refrigerator?

OOO MSK "HELP" (17:41:33 14/12/2007)
Well, I personally only powered the freezer chamber (I accidentally pierced it with a tail... for 2800

Valery (17:43:35 14/12/2007)
The hose is very

OOO MSK "HELP" (17:47:17 14/12/2007)
I was worried)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №191
 18.12.2007
I always said to myself that all the bosses are fucking fucking, and today I thought, maybe it was me?
Of course you, but the bosses are fucking fucking.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №190
 18.12.2007
YYY: Explain to me, blonde, what is a MAC address? What are they eating with...?

XXX: You have to eat!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №189
 18.12.2007
*166MMX thinks what to wear
166MMX discovered that he has three pairs of jeans: winter, black and porous.

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