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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12866
 01.12.2008

Unhappy customer of the internet provider with the login zalupa13
You are asked to provide 1 month of internet access as a compensation. He is obscene and screams. I don’t like our music on the phone.
No wonder that a customer with such a login makes such claims :)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12865
 01.12.2008
DJ Sergeich: By the way, even if the hamster died by his death? c) Bash.org.ru
Ukraine: My hamster died under strange circumstances.
Ukraine: At old age he seemed blind, and he was very angry. It was going to get a break and crash into the wall...
Ukraine: In general, he died from wounds and beating.
Killed by the wall.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12864
 01.12.2008
StealS, 21/11/2008 14:20:58:
I think I have a very boring job, I sit in the office and nothing happens!
I want to be a superhero and make the world! ? * HAPPY *

millleno4ka, 14:37:42
You are a fool!! Be a better super manager, earn a lot of money and save our family))))))))))))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12863
 01.12.2008
I sit in the electric car, in front of me is my grandmother. I get the player, I start to confuse the headphones (many will understand what it means). And the player for a week in the portfolio was drawn, the glove turned out to be gentle, and also headphones-clips. Well, in short, I’m sitting like a fool, exhausting... Grandma sits, looks, and then doesn’t stand, and with the words “Eh, youth...”, takes my wires and disrupts them in 10 SECONDS!
Seeming is a very useful activity!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12862
 01.12.2008
[21:02:09] <Casus> Ya Santa has brought you gifts... Ho-ho-ho... Debian on disquets, a whole bag... And not signed... Ho-ho-ho...
[21:02:17] <unknown> :))
[21:02:32] <Casus> The new year of Linux.
[21:02:36] <Casus> I am terrible.
[21:02:40] <unknown> evil

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12861
 01.12.2008
What do you feel when we kiss? Here I have such a pleasant feeling... it begins here, on the neck, wraps, captures the whole body, descends down, through the chest, sits in the stomach, warms up, warms up, shakes, and so sweet it becomes.
Siberian: Hey, I have a fuck up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12860
 01.12.2008
We will bury the trumpet of the world to smoke the tail of war.

(c) is cynical

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12859
 01.12.2008
http://dirty.ru/comments 244165



As a student, I read everything at the military department. In particular

There was a road classifier for military builders. I am no longer him.

I remember, but I remember exactly that category 7 road is when the forest is crushed.

But not cleaned.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12858
 01.12.2008
I’ll get married in time of crisis. I speak quietly, I cook deliciously, my head is not

It hurts.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12857
 01.12.2008
It becomes musical. A mono-instrumental so to say...one bastard fucking :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12856
 01.12.2008
-->Yokashiri is generally a lump, he when Sigum was gone, I just wanted to give up to him)
Sorry, thank you, it’s not for you. :)
Elena Anatolievna, and we will have a regular or differentiated account?
--> You will be silent with the machine!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №12855
 01.12.2008
The little girl came to her father and asked the little boy:"2 stripes-good?" Daddy got sick... (c)

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