At mid-morning, they were looking for bread, they were all riddled. Dad found him in his room.
Then I lost the cheese. He was accused of hiding and eating him at night.
Then I found the cheese, and my mom remembered that it was she who hid it so that my dad didn’t find it.
XXX is I. and stupid.

Buffet in the children’s clinic. It looks like a father with a young girl aged 16-17...The father asks:
Buying a Chevrolet?! to
Girl (smelling the mouth and whispering the nose): How will I eat it then?!!!! to
Getting pregnant is enough!! to
O_O

About the sport.
...Today our skiers are running normally, it is immediately visible that there are no problems with lubrication, the trainers have worked well since morning...

I went to my father.
I sit with him in the kitchen. Mother comes in:
Do you want to tell me anything?
Dad in one voice:
Have you shaved?
Idiots, I have changed the scarf!!! to

Every year on December 31, a worldwide DDoS attack on communications operators is carried out)))

Radically changed the color of hair and hair; I come to work and clash in the door with the boss (N.)
N: Hello to you! It was... Pizzas!
I, being incapable of understanding the context of the word "pizzet", for it has a hundred thousand meanings, from hotly approving to categorically denying, timidly ask:
Excuse me, can I be more specific?
N: It can be. to shrink.

You start to feel smart, interesting and not dependent on the crowd when you type a query to the last letter in Yandex.

Rezon: The teacher talked about the "appliance for directed transmission of genetic information".
Rezon: As it turns out, I wasn’t thinking about the tortion fields from the stream alone... :(

8 years ago it was cool to give cups with such rusty inscriptions when they just appeared. In general,I decided to give such a cup to my friend, and so that the gift for his 18th anniversary was more necessary, I decided to buy 18 condoms, put them in a cup and pack.. I stand in the store so, of course I was embarrassed and missed the whole row, standing behind me, waiting until nobody remains in the store except me and the seller, and I say, "Please, I, 18 condoms...." the seller, surprisedly looks at me and starts counting me 18 pieces, at this time the company of boys comes into the store. and here they are already curiously all looking together on a bunch of condoms, well and of course on me.

[1:43:35] xxx: Looked out the window, and there people go crazy ><
I will not watch anymore...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[1:44:48] xxx: A man rides on a large, and after him on a rope, the second on a snowboard. 15 minutes on the road.

Girl, what is your body?
- Sportsly
What kind of sport do you do?
by Sumo

My mother came into the room:
Mother: Did you accidentally take a three-meter ambulance?
Son: Mom, ask yourself the question: “Why did my son take a three-meter line?”
Mother: Then suddenly. A member may decide.

I am in shock........

YYY: What happened?
XXX: I was so hard on today.
XXX: Imagine that...
xxx: I know what
xxx: main actor "K-9" and "Day of the Surge" different people((
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY? cannot be
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From the Porn Tracker:

Fucking my GF in dads new tractor

What is a tractor?
What is the boy’s father’s name?
The fucking! You intrigued me! Who is the owner of the tractor: the father of the boy or the father of the girl?
The tractor pleased.
Caused by the tractor.
The tractor is borrowed or leased?

X: I bought a cat yesterday. The British. The Blue. so good
X: Choose my name
Y: Call Elton

A group of children in kindergarten are painting the summer.
What did Sasuke paint?
Here is!
... and what is it...?
It is a butterfly!
Interesting, what is she doing?
She is dead.

A pair of eternal engines:

The eternal engine in its essence is a hole. Unfortunately, nature is so arranged that it is impossible to hide.

Conversation by phone.
I took my papers, I did as you asked.
by Mama. Young man, how are you?
I am bad...
by Mama. I’ll call you later when everything is fine.
The short hips.

Thank you Mom, I love you too.

Status in the Ace: All trees are dressed, houses are decorated. And I’m thirty dust out and I’ll be busy":)))

CherryJB: There are secret agents behind our walls!
Mom: What did you get?
CherryJB: they communicate through the Drelze alphabet
Mother: What is it?
CherryJB: Drill the walls in turn. Then one will take the drill, then the other)))