Girls regularly ask to increase their breasts in photoshop... very, though, embarrassed ask. I usually reassure "Okay, boys also ask to increase". The girls in response say "bggg!"

So this is not "bigg", but the biceps.

I got somehow into the hospital with, sorry, hemorrhoids.A comrade came to visit me, and issued a deadly sentence-For what I respect you, it is because you are not a pederast. And looking at the stinging explained to me - there are no hemorrhoids in the pylori.As I remember, the rust immediately attacks.

I’ve grown like a monkey’s ass :(
I think you look good...
I’m going to cheat you, but you’ll look beautiful anyway!
I am serious, I like it.
Oh yeah, I said it!
Okay, go go, get rid of the shit.

Tag: take me away from here
xxx: father found in karaoke online
H is : ((

There is such a popular winter entertainment - pulling the heater.

DrNovikov: Generally speaking, this analogy came to mind:

A neighbor knocks at your door and says, “Let me go, I want to see your telecome, drink a beer and fall on the couch.”
You answer him, “I will not let you, you beat your wife.”
He said to you "Are you oh**l? Are you sovereign in my affairs? Let me go to you, Naah Yopta! Soon to go!"
You say to him, “I don’t want to let anyone who beat his wife come to me.”
He says to you, “Well, then I will also break the children, Naah, Yopta!”

I love my school.)

Fuck me, look at me. You don’t think that the guy is from Mahatma.
-Why do you have someone talking to you as soon as someone starts talking to you - necessarily from the mahatma? Maybe he is just sick!

Zombie: I'll be washing out of fire.
Look at things real. Where will you take it? I have a lump in my warehouse – that’s it!
HHH: Well of course! You are always so! Look at things real when we discuss the zombie apocalypse!

In the morning, I stood in the entrance, on the 9th floor, smoking. A man is 40 years old sitting in the elevator. From the 8th floor:
Oh there! Go on the eighth!
Take a taxi, not a taxi. The door closed, the elevator went.
Here is the case!
I am a goat? I’m right now on the eighth ride.
The elevator stops, the stairs top two pairs of legs :)

Yale replied to his sister to buy a long-burning barrel at the end of the world. I receive SMS:
"But I still had to take the barrel. So tomorrow there will be nothing, start kidding on me, and I’ll knock you on the head!

In a women’s consultation:
The stage of pregnancy?
of preparation :o)

Symbolically, however, that the corporate will take place on December 21, I always assumed that the director wanted us all to die at work))

What will happen if an asteroid falls to Earth ~1km in diameter?
yyy> well, there will be an explosion
Q&A and Q&A?
UUU> will die those who will be nearby
Q&A and Q&A?
Ba> the rest will cover with a cloud of dust
Q&A and Q&A?
Q&A: The climate is changing
Q&A and Q&A?
The leafy trees will begin to die, but the needles will not be so critical and they will flood the planet.
Q&A and Q&A?
Hey> fucking, there will be a big crop of cones, the white with the broths will reproduce and capture the world!!! to

The British are not distant people. An Englishman at my job uses a neighbor’s unlocked Wi-Fi network to download a pirate torrent. To the question "Why?" he honestly replied: If anything, then the police will not come to me, but to him home.)))

Ricco^: Through a dream, I hear a son (3 years old) beating his husband and saying - Pope, consecrate, consecrate!
Husband through a dream: My son, I consecrate you, I consecrate you.
And then the son answers, “Yes, daddy, blin, give me a phone, I went to the pot.

The newspaper "Izvestija", yesterday, the article "Post of Russia accused foreign colleagues of slow work".

Inscription in the toilet:
How many pisses do not shake, a couple of drops in shorts.

We would already set up the production of men's cotton caps, with holes and wings.

XX: Glad to see you today.
YYY: I noticed it was glowing. By the way, I was happy too :)
XXX: Even my hands grabbed me
YYY: Cho was near, so he caught it.
I have a shirt underneath :(
XXX: The Fool

In the runnet live discuss the "adequate answer" of the State. Duma on Magnitsky's list - a law prohibiting the adoption of Russian children by Americans. If you think about it, it’s shit! You, shit, don’t let our corrupt men play at Disneyland, so fuck you, not our orphans and disabled children! Thirsty Dolls! Americans should be banned from buying Russian oil. This is adult. and ;)

Today I will eat my wife and fuck dinner. I tried the opposite, but it didn’t work.)