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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №68
 15.12.2007
denvil (14:59:18 12/12/2007)
The animator.

Mich.STR (14:59:24 12/12/2007)
No to?

Mich.STR (14:59:25 12/12/2007)
Oh I am?

[ + 139 - ] Comment quote №67
 15.12.2007
Almost fainted.
I’m in the subway with the radio button in my ears. The receiver is cut and the headphones removed. Late, there are hardly any people in the car. I stand at the door. Two big, shaved guys come in and sit behind me. I am standing on their back. They went. After the station, the train stops. There is silence, and I hear it behind my back: I will hide it from behind, and you will fuck it in front of him. ...
I think the gun! I roll from a low start into the closing doors with the scream “Blue!”", I run out, I turn around and see these two with amazed faces, and in their hands.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66
 15.12.2007
The dollar will fall by another 5 copies and I will get a thousand backs O_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №65
 15.12.2007
Discounted in the quality control manual of electrical assembly works: "...Appliances for fixing lamps (lights) weighing 25 kg and more must be tested. The test is carried out using a load equal to two times the mass of the lamp plus 80 kg, which is hanged to the attachment device and is held for 10 minutes.
Everything for people...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64
 15.12.2007
At the firm, departments and premises were sanctified. They dedicated everything, including all the equipment, employees and their personal belongings.

Kaena: I now have the resuscitation software set sanctified, the screws should be put without a drum :)

Kot: put the stamp "Dedicated and recommended by RPC"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №63
 15.12.2007
Nuclear Zzzima
I am not GOT!!! Tell me what kind of goat he will be wearing in the sweatshirt.

The poor nv.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №62
 15.12.2007
hottab79 (22:47:57 13/12/2007)
I will walk with my dog.
†Lord†Of†This†World† (22:48:08 13/12/2007)
Throw the dog’s stick away from me.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №61
 15.12.2007
Quote from the PCP Guide 5
(It is about the fact that the less the source code of the page will see the user, the better)

* the note *
Per you’ll ask with your eyebrows: "What, from a programmer’s point of view, is a good user a blind user?" Then we’ll answer: "What are you, no and again no! Such a user is good only for the designer, and for the programmer is desirable a user without hands (or at least without a keyboard and mouse).

by Fakka

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №60
 15.12.2007
<Oblako``> I don't have any Glucks in Linux
<Robby> and me your linux ruined my whole life
<Alex>
<Robby> previously the boss of all in the example put and said that good Boris all day on the floors is worn computers revives in the four barely coped with all applications
<Robby> and now the entire combination has been translated into Linux and the odmins are slashed without a problem. The prize was not awarded this month!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59
 15.12.2007
G: The Channels
G is :)
M: Stopped
AV-A: The fans of Boyarsky?
In the hats...
AV-A: in the fittings
AV-A: You cut Yura, on the light, he catches you, wears a hat, buttocks, opens the window and begins to knock a sword into the window of your car with the outcry of “Channel!” Thousands of thousands!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №58
 15.12.2007
What do you think about the nomination of Dmitry Medvedev as the presidential candidate of Russia?
• Positive
• Negative
• I don’t care
I want Putin.
The poll of Bibi...Pattol...Bla, I want Putin!!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №57
 15.12.2007
Ingvar
Ppc, my Russian friend added me in contact!

[ Other ]
Agree that this is

[ Other ]
Just put privacy on photos.

[ Other ]
Maybe she will find out that we’re bumping at her lessons...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56
 15.12.2007
Prayer (12:38 AM) :
Today we had on the site: 7 sweaters with smiley, and 4 sweaters with "huy" (which are also considered counted))))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55
 15.12.2007
I sit in the office I talk to the ass, I write a type of mouth yesterday on a techno ball was a man's striptease paque I smoked sparring my chair.
after minutes five sits to my workplace client and starts me computer custom dictating and the seam falls at this moment pops up the window of the ass and there the following inscription: What? Do you have pimples on your chair?
The boss rubs and the client sits on my chair.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54
 15.12.2007
Is it you, Ibanula?
Rozo4ka: With whom?

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №53
 15.12.2007
3aBTPaK: A witness told a friend today why he does not celebrate the New Year

3aBTPaK: it turns out.. hold onto the air.. this holiday was invented in ancient Scandinavia

Yes, it really scares...

3aBTPaK: So, the ancient Celts, because the tree does not bloom, brought it gifts, so that it would not be offended. They adorned it with bodies of beasts and guirlandes of bowel!
They tied a naked virgin in the forest, and she froze there overnight.
And Grandfather Maros is a terrible god, who is in a fox gathering souls in a bag!!!! to

Tagged: O.O

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №52
 15.12.2007
The Manifesto, however
My cat is rugged. I told him loudly he went out, he didn’t shake up, because when he said quietly, he heard the “pizdule”.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51
 15.12.2007
<ksu> when we pick up the dress, don’t forget to find the bracelets))
<hunter> yes I have already found)
In other words, I found >__<

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №50
 15.12.2007
I went to the store yesterday and you know what?? to
WOW : what?
Guess who came out!!! to
WOW: Who is it?
Guess who it is!!! to
WOW: I do not know. Who has gone out?
Guess who! 🙂! to
WOW: Who is it?? to
What fucking stupid are you??? The movie is out!! "Guess Who" is the name!!!!!!!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49
 15.12.2007
X. The hard life of a programmer...so I’m talking about the camp.
YY, take the girl, these are so cute creatures with breasts))

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