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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147195
 09.12.2017
Volkswagen wants to buy a stake in the Russian automotive plant GAZ.
YYY: And what will be called the joint project – Gazenvagen?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147194
 09.12.2017
X: I have a rainbow from 2007
xxx: who does one, but very important thing
YYY: Does it not work?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147193
 09.12.2017
I haven't read the newspapers for a long time, and I decided to "shake the old".
What to say. Articles without comments - money for the wind

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147192
 09.12.2017
// So, with dances, the capture of the partner, kicking and passing from foot to foot has nothing to do with.

Courses for junior commanders.
Chapter "Recreation", section "Active forms of leisure", sub-section "Dancing in public places".
§ 1. Capture a partner.
§ 2nd by Toptany.
§ 3. Moving from foot to foot.
§...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147191
 09.12.2017
"There are people with deviations that are aroused by commodities."

The deviation is only if in the head of the CME3 or in the tail of the platform. And if the tail is a car or half-car, then this is the norm, tanks are wildly sexy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147190
 09.12.2017
>>> I ordered a glass table with iron legs and 4 chairs. I got a glass table today. without feet. And without chairs. I am intrigued.

Just a bunch of hungry homeless corrosion attacked on the road. We have it all around.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147189
 09.12.2017
Oh shit, he hated me! God, if you give this importance, you can touch the mind. I have everything simple – my children should listen to me and obey me, it is for their own good. And fuck, how they hate me there - it's a teenage jerk that will pass. And if they come up, there is always a belt. And you keep dancing with the drum around your broken "children" and tighten them up.

I remember the saying: guard the tears of children so that they will have something to shed on your grave.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147188
 09.12.2017
Seeing people cling to this short life with all their strength,

You know that none of them expect to go to heaven.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147187
 09.12.2017
I went today to buy winter shoes, and next to the couch, Daddy and little son dressed shoes.
That’s what you like, right? As an example, they sit on their feet.
I like the class, I like the class.
Father, helping to put on the second shoe:
The price is normal, then we will take them.
My son is in shock:
And what is all? Will we go nowhere to look? I will always go to the store with you!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147186
 09.12.2017
In the FSB:
I am not a spy, my own.
Let’s check now. Do you know the words of the third couplet of the Russian anthem?
Of course I know:
A wide space for dreams and for life
The next year opens up...”
and stop! Most Russians do not know the first...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147185
 09.12.2017
Xhx: Someone in the family had a misfortune. The parents of the academician, the eldest son has already become a professor, but the youngest has stopped in intellectual development at the level of a five-year-old.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147184
 09.12.2017
Padded

All these associative mechanisms were already fully described even more than half a century ago, and you will not see any even cases of people excited about passing by trains and anything else. And they were fully restored to normal human condition.

Do you mean that being excited by passing by trains is not a normal human condition? Oh well shit. It is absolutely natural. There are indeed people with deviations that are aroused by merchants. I knew one sick bastard, so that perverted man stood on the cloth.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147183
 09.12.2017
The xxx:
What are you in Offline?
WOW :
I swear...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
From whom?
WOW :
They follow me from Mars and Jupiter.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Gal, have you painted something at the entrance?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №147182
 09.12.2017
A few years ago I was working on a project. And all cool, but the toilet was either clean, but closed to the key, to the key to go 150 meters and then back to relate it, or the toilet type sortir. And one day the man who cared for me gave me his key to this pure scraper. Then I realized all the seriousness of his intentions and the depth of his feelings. What brilliance there is. The key to the toilet is yes.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147181
 09.12.2017
Those who haven’t bought bitcoin for 8 cents together with a frog bite their elbows.
And those who bought for 8 cents and sold for $20, the frog is now breaking its head to the herms.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147180
 08.12.2017
#dance
There was a thing, I felt a lack of culture in the form of inability to dance properly and beautifully. Waltz, tango, foxtrot... beauty is! It looked like two months. This is what I will tell you - on the classic pair dances for a man - split! 20-30 ladies and 2-3 gentle men who feel like half-gods...The boyfriend lasted longer, almost a year. She was tired of blinking her partner's eyes when he was put with her, a disappointment, in a pair (well boys, have a conscience, change your partner!). She plunged into the matter. And to dance, that is, with the benefit for the body and mood to move outside of sex wanted. And pulling iron is not for everyone. There is a way out! Have you ever wondered why Eastern dances are so popular? A man is not needed! And it is not for the delight of the male eyes that a woman can dance for her own pleasure, as much as she can. And to the figure no complaints, there is something to shake - and great!
Dancing is offensive, yes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147179
 08.12.2017
In the evening I go to Sberbank. Two ATMs, one occupied, and there is a line from (P)Arnia.

I: And the second doesn’t work?
Q: Yes, he glutes... It doesn’t open the screens.

Includes a female

The second doesn’t work?
I: They say it glitters. Try it?

J. approaches the ATM, presses something there and leaves in a minute. I approach the ATM and I realize that he has a miscalculation of the touchscreen. Looking around the screen and opening the wrong links, I roughly find out which way the calibration went. Correcting the position of the finger, I open the desired menu items, successfully withdraw money and remove the card.

There is no scene in the cabin.

I: Yes, just the screen wrong coordinates of the finger determines...

(The dark scene continues)

I: Yes, I am like a programmer.
I thought, the wizard!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147178
 08.12.2017
From the discussion of the joy of eating meat:
We are predators! Hunted an antilope - bitten his ass! well well!
He grabbed a pig in the back.
But to catch the rabbit, we probably won’t.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147177
 08.12.2017
xxx: the Ministry of Finance is going to introduce criminal liability for cryptocurrency payments
Yyy: That’s what, buying grass in the darknet for bitcoins will now be illegal, right? Where does the world go!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147176
 08.12.2017
No to! I am Batman:
Glorify the Fatherland
The Neutral...

Notroarkyet: Union of Passive Peoples of the Century

Notroarkyet: Ancestors this indifference of the people...

Nemul: Glorious country, we want to live in another country

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