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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58014
 30.12.2011
Tags: accident accident
WOW to stop. It reminds me of my childhood when you walk around with candles.
Oh, sweetness... and I was sitting and watching “Disappearance on 7th Street,” about the middle of the movie. Shut off the light. A cat is jumping on the back of the chair. What bricks are there, I’ve gotten out of my house!!! to

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58013
 30.12.2011
What are the names of the Chinese who fought on the side of the Nazis?
and??? The Japanese, right?
Surely the Japanese!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58012
 30.12.2011
I persuade the administration to finally add the Author button - TP!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58011
 30.12.2011
xxx: I have now in the opera several tabs of youtube open, and the names do not fit, only "anal..." "anal..." "anal..." "anal..." "anal..."
You are an analyst :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58010
 30.12.2011
I was very upset with one notorious European tech store. They bought columns today, an obvious thing - inside the box packed in poppy polyethylene.
We come home - we open up - and all the puppies are wrapped!!! and (

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58009
 30.12.2011
Meeting with Dad.
Q: Hi my daughter! What about your face? Yellow is everything. Do you have yellow? Does the stomach hurt? There is no hustle? Is there something wrong with the cake?? to
Maybe I’ll have to change the powder.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58008
 30.12.2011
I have a cat, a vampire.
2 – What does it mean?
1 - I buy milk in a package not in cardboard, but in such a soft, plastic... came, chatted away, left on the table... come - milk flows from the table. And on the package with milk two careful holes from the cloves. and the happy cat lacks milk from the floor... well, though not well lying, opening his mouth, where it drops milk from the table...

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58007
 30.12.2011
Remember after half an hour that the water is getting in the bath.
Reminded the neighbors.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №58006
 30.12.2011
KidGat is fucking. I want a child
Engineer: Are you fucked up? Why suddenly?
KidGat: Yes I read here. The New Year Happened
The engineer?
KidGat: Imagine how cool. I go to normal work. We will have gifts for the kids there to give New Year's Eve, and I will eat them all.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58005
 30.12.2011
Everyone is alone in this apartment.
Collection 31.12.2011 at any time at the monitor.
As usual, in general.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58004
 30.12.2011
They asked:
Smile from a guy. How to react to that?
I want to see you nearby, to feel you nearby, to embrace you nearby. Next to Fourier.
We answered:
Answer, if you are under 18 or you are a humanitarian:"Lol, what?"
If you are over the age of 18 and you are a technician: "I belong to the Goelders class."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58003
 30.12.2011
I sat down for the computer with Eliška, swing her, the movie "Orange Juice" is on the TV, I saw it, so I don't watch it. Here, the heroine of Dopkunaite cries to the hero "Egor!", from our bedroom escapes the asleep Egor with the bullets released, loudly shuffling the tapes and stumbling. I didn’t even understand where he was rushing so intentionally! He walked and looked at me in a hurry, and I looked at him. There is no scene. Suddenly he saves: "Who cried "Egor"?!I almost died of laughter! I say that it was from the TV called, and he with the words "Zebani" shakes back :))
It’s good to sleep after the night shift :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58002
 30.12.2011
Conversation with a child (nearly 4 years)
Stop watching the cartoon all the time! There are kids who don’t have a computer at all.
There are no such children, mother, there are no such children. Do not tell me such a terrible thing.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №58001
 30.12.2011
Facebook: I woke up at 6 a.m. and remodeled all the cats. and revenge!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58000
 30.12.2011
You, who yesterday in Moscow from the blue Logan pulled a bag with a notepad, a terabytes screw and two modems! Return the information from the screw! My phone numbers, asya and email you have now.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57999
 30.12.2011
It works – don’t lie down! For the day before the New Year, do not touch anything.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57998
 30.12.2011
xxx: "I’ll give a table with three legs. Oh with two. A taboo with one leg! I sell a shredder and 4 shredders. B/u." (c) Evil

WOW: What is it?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57997
 30.12.2011
The United States considers the reports prepared by other countries on the human rights situation in America unacceptable.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57996
 30.12.2011
When we were 8 years old, my girlfriend was Sellor Moon, and I was Sellor Venus))))))))))))))))) and we glued their attributes from the paper and we wore around the house with the screams "Moon prism, give me strength!" And now she has a husband and two children, I reminded her, and she sent me into her ass))))))))))))))) SHAMED to her))))))))

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57995
 30.12.2011
I read here about a three-liter bowl of mercury... The author, you are ignorant. The bank breaks out of a large amount of mercury, because its weight is disproportionately greater than water - this is once. Mercury does not eat anything: neither the shoes, nor the wreath, nor even the skin. If this happened in the institute, it would be closed until complete demercurization. Everyone else is just as stupid.
PS: The winter holidays in schools have begun, immediately replaced.

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