We have a young man, so his wife driven out of the house. He had to think about it, after having sex with her, “Let’s take a look at it...”

In the photo, the girl put a banana in her mouth all the way. The comments:

This is not possible, the banana is cut!
2: Why is it overwhelmed? Are you Antisemitic?

First lesbian mayor in America!

In Russia, there have been 19 years of pedorras mayors and why are they silent about it?

The planet did not have time to recover from the swine and bird flu, as a new threat appeared - goat flu.

Who is! Who is! Who fucked the goat?! to

Don’t write me now, I’ve got a compilation.
mike19: OK
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to
Mike19: But in general, we cooked her with you yesterday while she slept drunk.
Mike19: And in general, listen! Forget the money for heroin!! to
Oh my mom, my mom, I’m sorry :)
Alex: Foolish, there was no Lehi’s mother, I just decided to check it out and it doesn’t seem to be in vain.

xxx: touched, stuck in the siding disk, didn't have time to press the button suddenly the siding disk sharply pulled into itself )))
I was hungry :D or all the flashes and flashes)))

xxx: Listen, how can I tell her that she is not interested in me as a woman, but as a Druid of the 80th level?

After going to the gastroscopy, I began to sincerely respect the hentai heroines. >_<

We go electric. It is cold, it does not heat. Someone of the passengers goes to the negotiating device, asking to turn on. Announcement of the Engineer:
- Dear passengers, some trains are not fully heated, we apologize.
The passenger who spoke at the "intercom" whispered:
- Previously openly said cars like that and like that - they do not heat up.
Someone is second:
“Ah, but now "polite and politically correct". There is only one spiral per train.
A funny voice from the tambour:
And in the controller.

Go on your weekend and Friday with you.
Medical Resuscitation

I took my car :)
She: I congratulate you! What color?
The color of a woman’s surprise ;)
She: Couldn’t you just write red?! to

I come to a friend with beer and fish, she looks at the fish and asks harshly “Why does a fish have a head?” I want to look in the eyes of those I eat"
I am afraid of her...

Andrei Fursenko at the annual forum at Seliger said that the disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others.

Here is this. Bring it to the best.This should be learned by our students and students. They want to make us brainless, uninitiative and unconditional slaves.

Philologists are so harsh that they don’t watch porn. They are reading her...

Are you from Skynet?

B, No, I am from the Resistance.
Death to the damned cars!

I mean the provider.

from the order on the enterprise, signed by the Director, the last paragraph:
"To notify this order to all structural units of the company".

Diet is when you don’t eat a sausage, but secretly chew it!

Kashir: It was a joke yesterday. I go to the chief engineer, who is the chief technician. I wanted to ask him what kind of mother I need under four cores. He sits like a fuck all of himself smart, hole, computer scientist, and speaks "special. Am I referring to you? Go to the Saport, there you will be explained everything you want"!

What is Eugene?

Kashmir is yes. A trainee is sitting next to him, and he says, “There’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’s,” “there’

Dennis: And what?

Kashir: He knows his cha, Evgenich began to collect his things, and the trainee to fill the seats... Then he explained that the boss said, Evgenich is too clever for this job. Let it sit in the saporte. ? ? ?

Dennis: Pizzetz from him technical support )))))))

Kashir: Fuck, all the harmful systems would be there! And instead of them, such trainees, for whom it is easier to explain than to get out of it!

After duty at the 38th hour of sleep deprivation, I am troubled by the question:
Can I wipe the tape of Mebius?

R3TR0: I just saw how on the channel the emile panel advertised fur products.pppc,they would still come to join the ranks of the Greenpeace in a nork hat