“Natasha, you’re in this cottage like pregnant.
Now I know where I am going for the exam.

Q: Are you preparing for the New Year?
And what to prepare for it, it is not winter, every year on the same day.

Cats mock when you lick their back.
Cats mock when you scratch their stomachs.
Whether you are a pirate, a fascist, or an idiot.
The one who pouches milk into a bowl.
The cat will love it for no apparent reason.

XHH: Her nails were always half-finger long and sharp at the ends. Manicure type, but it is convenient to tick in the Nokia resistant display. I called her Sofie Fingers Styles.

I say. - who extends more without sex, he and takes away the title of a real morally developed rabbit man, and not a dumb fucking animal. He agreed, he disputed.
All this happened in June. No one at the moment. Exactly half a year has passed. He knows how far this will go.

I have not had sex for 18 years. Where to take the prize?

Girls, dear ones, it is enough to talk about the size of your breasts. Breasts are always good if they are not male.

General Dyr.At the corporation to announce thanks to the best employees, as an incentive, I think you can buy trips to Thailand or Malaysia
by Gen. Dir.Let us encourage in this case the worst workers with trips to Egypt

d. if the weather does not fail, then on Wednesday after training I will stick to you tightly)
I will stick to you myself.
Oh yeah, I’m not going to take it away)
Oh well, I would take you away.

This morning I heard on the radio: “The President of the Russian Federation wrote in his necrologue... Sorry! In my microblog..." =)

Oh, your mother!! to
HHHH: Hillary has to chill!! to
Don’t put everyone on the FIG!! to

"Michalkov admitted to smoking hashish"
So here’s where the flying ass came from in The Tired of the Sun 2!!!! to

Decree on preferential housing loans:
HHH
In short, if you are not an AA, not a young family who adopted a large family, not a disabled and your relatives are not disabled, not married to a military, who adopted a young family, who adopted a large family and not sent by the native state to a collage with a posthumous award of the Presidential award, then you will not have preferential housing.

Only the last fool will argue with the idiot.
Death: I agree

In the "Sportmaster" a girl says to her son:
My son, do not run away! We have already lost our father.

I am a physicist (1 course). The condition (in short):to pour water into a tank with shadows to heat it, to make measurements, etc.Nothing complicated and quantum) All passed, two of the smartest remained.I fit, they sit, there is no water in the tank, the shadows are red, soon everything will burn. I tactically hint that I need to look into the tank and go out for 10 minutes to smoke. Upon returning I find that the skin has successfully burned, and these two fools with a smart look stand and look into the tank.)

On the first channel of the advertising of the award "Golden Grammophone", Sergey Zverev comes on stage. Ivan Urgant, the host of the show, says to him:
You look like Pushkin in your youth. You even want to shoot.

Ellariel
I will walk through the painting, I will turn on the tractor and I will sit in the dust on the rental street.

Aberforth
In the street of Dzerzhinsky, and in the street of Lunacharsky, and in the street of Telman, I suddenly recall Communism.

He swallowed meat from his father and ran into the room. Then his father comes and asks where the cat is. The poor man panicked in the room. Then I decided to hide under the closet. But how? the bush he pushed, but the body was left outside... he got another piece of sausage))))))

Are you accidentally working in Kashmir?
In the Cantemire.
Oh well great! At what time?
From 10 to 18, like all white people.
You know, you just called me a Negro.

Two women are talking in the bus next to me this morning. One of them tells how they are preparing for the minister’s arrival: “We have a nightmare in the women’s toilet. Everything collapses and falls on the head. Instead of putting order, what did they decide? When there is a signal that the minister is coming in, women will be gathered and put inside, so that the cabins are closed and he cannot enter.
Unfortunately, I never understood what kind of institution it was.

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