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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №57393
 11.12.2011
About the rally:
The audience’s sympathy prize was awarded by a poster: “I didn’t vote for these bastards! I voted for other shit! Take note of my voice."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №57392
 11.12.2011
Natasha, let’s buy a wii and a guitar hirow.
You are 21 years old, you have a new laptop, a pedal steering wheel, a helicopter on the control panel, a real guitar, you need a hirou!? to

[ + 126 - ] Comment quote №57391
 10.12.2011
of life.
The girl is late for a meeting for 2 hours, suddenly appears and immediately:
"I am so cute!! It’s not me, it’s all Google!! to
I planned the route in advance (only 30 minutes), I go to the N-stop on the bus, I leave, I cross the road, I have another 5 minutes, and go 3. And here I stop. On the shore! This teaching paved the route across the Moscow-River without a bridge! Back - an hour to go, and on the other hand - wet... Are you not frozen, cat?"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №57390
 10.12.2011
<me> I was asked yesterday at the entrance of the bar if I have 21)))
<me> with this tone, with a ride, you know, "girl, and you have 21 at all?"
<me> I almost kissed this guard)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57389
 10.12.2011
The events of the last days prompted the idea: during the rallies in OMON costumes to rob a bank, so that they then catch each other :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57388
 10.12.2011
Walking around like this, the zenky pulled out, in ecstasy squeezing - "Ah, what thin wrists, what gentle skin! You are my little princess, blabla, you are only on your arms to wear and protect you from wind and rain.
I sat down to write poems, and I vanilla cleaned the stool and twisted the door to the kitchen closet.
Blowing out for romance.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57387
 10.12.2011
Guilherme Faller: Let us help the Russians. They hated the United States before it became cool.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №57386
 10.12.2011
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to
Moscow authorities have allowed the rally for 30,000 people, and will even allocate buses for the protesters. At the same time, December 10 is a training day, and the military commissions will look for refugees at the rally.
A genius decision! Gather all the dissatisfied in one place, sink in the buses - and into the forest.
I haven’t been so upset on humorous websites as I have been on news recently.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57385
 10.12.2011
With Email Questions>>>
I need a liquid crystal computer so that the processor can read the disks there. Which is better Windows or Pentium?
0 0 0

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57384
 10.12.2011
xxx good night. Please help me with the problem when upgrading Firefox from 3.1 to 8.
Gol: Why are you sitting?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №57383
 10.12.2011
Onishchenko urged Russians not to go to rallies because of the risk of flu
yyy: Symptoms of influenza: measles, hematomas. With the poisonous course of the disease, brain shock and bone fractures are possible, hospitalization is recommended for 15 days.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57382
 10.12.2011
I want new elections!
There will be elections in March, and you don’t even know how repeated they are! c) 9 minutes 11th

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57381
 10.12.2011
On Saturday, December 10, classes in Moscow schools will start 2 hours later, with the calculation that children do not get to the rally.

The popular sweetness is afraid even of schoolchildren?

[ + 67 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57380
 10.12.2011
On December 10, all Moscow schoolchildren were obliged to write a checklist. From 13-00 to 15-00. All of us!! Even those who did not study on Saturdays. No one even said a nose from school during the rally.
P.S I was a student and I got a phone call five minutes ago. I sit and guard.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №57379
 10.12.2011
Do you have a day when you don’t turn on the computer at all?
YYY: Of course, because I don’t turn it off.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57378
 10.12.2011
Ralph: I was brought a cartridge from a sausage warehouse
Ralf: I’m looking at everyone "Close your eyes, smell what’s it?"
Everyone thinks it’s sausage.
only one person said that smoked wings

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57377
 10.12.2011
The game "I know five..."
1st I know five seasons of the year.
Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and Holidays!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57376
 10.12.2011
<black>!faq
<bishop>!help
<3567>!fap
<3567> the main team in disney
<Megaloman>!fap
<Megaloman> and what does it mean?
<3567> this is the only way to go :D
<3567> Megaloman, and you several times
<3567>!fap!fap!fap...
<Megaloman> and
<Megaloman>!fap!fap!fap
<3567> to the desired result
<Megaloman> before what?
<Megaloman> what does this team do at all?! to


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57375
 10.12.2011
Yulia, Michael is still on vacation until Monday, while I will communicate with you - my name is Valentine or Evgeny.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57374
 10.12.2011
Kirkorov’s daughter is named Alla-Victoria.
See also Viva-la-Diva-Viva-Victoria Afrodita
Eighty and Eighty: Alla...

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