Never argue with your wife, just start crying.

With D3:
Talk about the cold in Moscow and Siberia:
Okay, the weather is normal. You have blacks walking without hats.
Pavol: They are punished.

Where are you going to meet NG?
Tagged: with friends
MMM: I have never been cut off.

Download Me Notes for the Bayonne, Mendelssohn's Wedding March.
I cannot find something.
I try to imagine Mendelssohn in the battlefield.
- Oh, you go into a dog like that, and you are angry with Mendelssohn's ballerina.
The seat.

"Science and Technology":
Take the example of X-Men. The author endowed Magneto with the ability to interact equally with all metals, not taking into account that the magnetic susceptibility of different metals differs very significantly. Okay, he wanted it so. But how could you miss out on the fact that calcium (the basis of bone tissue) is also a metal?! to

And the calcium salts that are part of the bone do not have magnetic properties.
borrowed out of debt.

In a conversation, my grandmother said, “The internet chat doesn’t work.” And it would be nothing, but she is a philologist with a great teaching experience and the word “READ” from her sounded like mat.
Everything was fine, just yota.

The post of Russia.
On the work broke one device-small 5 on 10 centimeters, weighing a gram of a hundred.Called the suppliers, sent us this small thing by mail, we went to receive - we received a huge bullet weighing a kilogram of three...and as they opened, roasted for another half an hour.
As I later found out from the suppliers on the mail, the package was not accepted because it was too easy!!I had to attach a natural tiles to it.
Post of Russia, such a post of Russia

I found the perfect husband for you - Igor
YYY: In what way?
xxx: here you are sitting on ice cream with a fork, and he is cottage with a teaspoon. I think you have a lot in common.)

In the morning, the grandmother came and said that she urgently needed an air purifier with ionization. Malysheva on the box says that it will be very useful after the end of the world...

of PZDC.

What kind of woman are you if you’re not a man? :)

The only thing that makes lunch at the office different from the rest is that you don’t have to be depicted as working.

You understand that the cat is fat when you stumble at him and fall!

One of the comments on the new film about the brigade
"The main characters and most "bandits" - pudding puddles"

I came home in the morning, working as a security guard in the bank. The wife had a (P)girlfriend overnight, they go to work and the girlfriend says:
(P) here is a wonderful job - came, slept, left, and you also got a thing for it. No one gave me a thousand for sleeping.
Okay, you sleep more expensive.and :)
(P) here is the fuck.... :(

A friend washes the lawn, distracts to some fist.
I: Let’s go, my rooster!
No one has called me so yet!

Iren: Masha here yesterday gave, about her unclear requests in Google - "Well, what a difference you do, how I write - Google understands me anyway! He always has an answer to everything! And in general, he’s so good, sorry, you can’t get married to him..."

We’re never going to have sex with him because we’re both shit! Today, he had a divorce key out of his bag, and I asked him if he had it.
Yesterday I was playing in the sanitary.
Has he won?
- Aha, got a bonus, achivka and moved to the next level.
Friendly followed. No one remembered the Germans and porn.

I read the article "How to develop voice bands".

The ligaments to save during the load and develop in the process of training will help a kind of massage.

The word massage is hyperlink. Just here she leads to the article: "How to do prostate massage".

A friend calls to the car shop:
Hi you girl. Can I sign up for a crash test?

• Work in the home office.

• Friendly community.