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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №40281
 14.12.2010
What is Wikipedia:

People have five fingers on their hands.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40280
 14.12.2010
British scientists have developed a lifelong flu vaccine.
28 days later, it all started the same way.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40279
 14.12.2010
Lila
Nothing to look at, to be honest.
Kirillish
The feet are alive.
Lila
I have no stomach now, for 3 months I hit a good press
Okay, I boast
Kirillish
Come to Senegal at night.
Lila
Okay, I'll be, wait at 11 at the Senovale
Kirillish
How will I recognize you?
Lila
I will be with the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper and in red cowboy boots.
Kirillish
Is that all that happens to you?
Lila
I said, red cowboy boots! Or isn’t it too sexy for you, Esther?
Kirillish
And the cowards?? to
Lila
And why?
Kirillish
Really shoot anyway.
Lila
What are you going to do, sweet?
Kirillish
I’ll probably be in Houston.
Lila
DDD

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40278
 14.12.2010
The familiar status is: "Dear Crusade Fairy, make me a princess, or I'm tired of being a pumpkin :("

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №40277
 14.12.2010
P - Boy D Girl
p (01:23:08 14/12/2010)
Striptease is not interesting
d (01:23:20 14/12/2010)
HOA is?
p (01:23:36 14/12/2010)
Imagine yourself
p (01:25:42 14/12/2010)
you came from the universe, you sit in the kitchen - eat hunting to chew... and here comes mom gets out of the oven a baked calf, turn before your nose, let smell, a little lick... and then chest her back into the oven and says "Daughter, we will not eat today."

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40276
 14.12.2010
"Child Driver Arrested for Marijuana Distribution"
Rostov-on-Don

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №40275
 14.12.2010
Ellipsis: Yandex News: During the flooding of the catch in Ulan Ude flooded the center of the city...
Dinamix: Chicken twisted, pressure pocheeel, full bizness, shutter))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40274
 14.12.2010
How do I eat peanuts? She became strong.

Try to warm up in the microwave.

How to remove the pot?

I: a knife with a hammer, like a fist

Valerie, don’t be capricious. Everything is easily broken.

Daddy: I turned...

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №40273
 14.12.2010
She is : ahahah
She: Aaaa, crocodiles begemoths, aaa, monkeys cashaloths"- obviously a song about the men (c)
He: I'm sorry, I can't hold on, but I'm a small horse, but I'm worth a lot of money. and c)

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40272
 14.12.2010
Discussion on the forum, XXX girl.

Who has a tongue without bones? You must enter any cracks, even if you move your knees, so that such art does not disappear in vain.


[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №40271
 14.12.2010
How I drank absinthe yesterday:

Wife: You!!!! This is a straw shirt!! The clown is out!!! I will kill you!!! Dying and dying!!!!!!!!!!! Humor is awesome!!! Say thank you that I am so educated and did not call and beg you all the way!!!!!!! What kind of shit is my hair in the fridge??????!!!!!!! It is frosty!!!I have to wash my head again!!!I can’t feel my eyes out of the balloon!!!This is genetic engineering!! The horse is a pedal!!! to

I thought everything was fine yesterday.


[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40270
 14.12.2010
So, over the years, I’m becoming more and more convinced that the size of male dignity is equal to the width of a satisfied woman’s smile after, rather than the figure that you found there by the line.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40269
 14.12.2010
Y: How is yours? is still sick? Does it not allow the body?
X: Sex on Saturday was true, accompanied by angry laughter
Y: Congratulations
X: He told me at first that there would be no rhinitis from above. I watched the movie and talked about it for two nights. I went to bed, and he started with his hair loose, climbing on me:"My hair will hold you, interfere". Yes, and I clean up. and pause. Hysterical

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №40268
 14.12.2010
Yulia Rosenergo (14:57:55 13/12/2010)
Hello, but you are a bitch!! You dreamed in my dream today and sold me to a brick factory in Dagestan. And I saved you in a dream, how could you do this to me?

kashtanka (15:00:06 13/12/2010)
0_o I probably needed money there in the dream))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40267
 14.12.2010
Well, at least if anyone in contact signed that his toughest status he takes from BORA=))

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40266
 14.12.2010
The smarter a man is, the sooner you can explain to him that he is a fool.
To explain to a fool that he is a fool is impossible.

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40265
 14.12.2010
Unlike most immigrants, I left the Soviet Union.
The Soviet Union was, as is known, the best country in the world, so the possibility of emigration there was not provided by law at all. Who is going to emigrate from heaven? There was only one small hole left, through which tens of thousands of people fled: once the USSR carelessly signed a convention that allowed Jews to reunite with relatives in Israel. Israel immediately set up the industrial production of invitations from non-existent relatives and the process went on. The departing people were deprived of citizenship, for which they had to pay 200 rubles from the nose (one-half of my salary). The apartment had to be handed over to the state in perfect condition, so we had to give bribery equipment from the GEC, so that the apartment in the center of Leningrad agreed to take us. (Not long before that we really did the repair, so it wasn’t for anything to grasp, but who cares about it.)

By the end of the trial I had to surrender the serpent and hammer, thereby losing all civil rights. The loss, of course, is small, but in case of any problems, I ordered a mandate to my friend Sasha so that he could act on my behalf if necessary. No problems arose.

Sasha did not want to leave. I remember I called him from Vienna and offered to make a challenge. Sasha replied, "Thank you, but toilet paper I have already stocked" (by the way, toilet paper was a terrible deficit in the Union, so he probably lied). Swimming against the current is difficult. When through
For 10 years, according to his own confession, there was almost no one left in the phone book, Sache had to think too.

We met him at the Cleveland airport, dressed as pioneers. According to the idea of the Woman, we should have at the trap presented the Ohio analogue of bread with salt: corn with ketchup. Naturally, the plane was three hours late, and the public at the airport watched for a long time with astonishment two men in blue sweaters, white blouses and red tie. My house was decorated with welcome posters, of which the favorite is the one that we hanged on the door: "we are good guests, boldly enter the door. Wipe your feet, thorns, and eat clean.”

We arrived from the airport late in the evening, only had time to drink quickly and went to sleep. The next morning, Sasha looked into my recently purchased house, breathed and said, “Not very, of course, but it will be right for me at first.” And he took out of his pocket a paper slightly yellowed and blown on the bends, in which it was written: "I, gxk10, give Alexander B. the full right to dispose at his discretion of all my property, wherever it may be, and whatever it may be."

The signature. The notary stamp.

[ + 10 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40264
 14.12.2010
If your wife broke the cup, it’s lucky, and if you, you’ve got your hands out of your ass.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40263
 14.12.2010
Title: 102 poses in sex
Genre: Educational Video
About the film:
Has a standard cushioner been used? Tired of a single piece? Does your hairy motorcycle badly know the road of fur landscapes? Are you dreaming of experiencing new sensations of ferocious euphoria permeating every cell of your body or just don’t know where to go? Then this movie is for you! After viewing it, your experience will escalate beyond the limits of permissible, and the penis will grow by 2-4 cm depending on whether you press the thank you button or not. Dare and you will succeed! and :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40262
 14.12.2010
I am a student and I live in a community. There is a kindergarten nearby! I heard this passing through today. The father taking his son from the kindergarten leaves the territory, the son runs ahead with the soul shouting: "Liberty"
I thought = (

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