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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147075
 05.12.2017
We had a dog named Jack, lived in the yard, had a chain, a booth, a hoverboard, and so on. They let him walk for a short time, the dog was not aggressive at all, young, haughty and with a tail. He did not return home shortly. A couple of days passed and my uncle found it in a neighbor’s yard on a chain, the fencing was low, disconnected, returned to the proper place and took the note “I went home. Jack is

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147074
 05.12.2017
xxx: I have my business - I sell through the Internet "Loch certificate"
XH: 200 bucks per piece
Are you afraid of fake documents?
What kind of fake? Mentians will start an investigation to make sure that the certificate is authentic.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147073
 05.12.2017
The work of the monkey made the monkey, only a squirrel.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147072
 05.12.2017
We decided to go for the second child. A twin was born. They gave us the heat. Orals during the day, and especially at night. It was very hard. One night, my husband and I managed to sleep them. He went to the toilet. I wanted to drink. I sit in the kitchen quietly in the dark. He goes out, I am not with the children. Not in another room. I didn’t see the kitchen in the dark. No to the toilet. So it runs through the apartment. Then he runs into the kitchen, turns on the light, his eyes are shy: "I thought you ran away!" Really scared. But to confess, I had that thought.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147071
 05.12.2017
You sit all day beautiful in futuristic interiors listening to blockchain, then go out, half an hour to the parking lot on foot, melting, snow in the rain, fucking under your feet, no lights, no sidewalks, no navigation, barracks, fence.
I love the school.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147070
 05.12.2017
xxx: decided, on the wave of conscience and self-harassment, to make a list of their positive and negative qualities
The evil wins with a score of 17:4
The Fucks
Oh yeah, I’m still getting married.
th th th th th: 18:4

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147069
 05.12.2017
A hundred entrances and exits, ninety-nine of which are closed! Yes, I had not just to knock — I had to crazyly knock in the windows and doors, the closest to me and working, let there hang at least ten inscriptions that “entry only for...”! How do you, the people who work in the hospital, not understand that these doors are desperately broken by sick people in need of urgent care?! to

Well, here is the answer from people who cannot read and think. Your husband needs pulmonology or resuscitation. How will it help him if you break into a laboratory or an infectious department? Especially for you hanging schemes, but it is not a bar thing to understand.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147068
 05.12.2017
XXX is sick. Exam of Russian in the Pyrenees.

Yes, the fifth is broken.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147067
 05.12.2017
I came from the tour terribly tired. I decided to wash first and then go to sleep. My mother woke me up and asked me to release the bathroom, as it was morning and she needed to shower and go to work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147066
 05.12.2017
(About the old site with crumbling support)
Anon: I can imagine what becomes the code that for ten years has been drunk by a blurred genius on half-pay without any supervision or thought of continuity. So there is almost with a 100% probability everything is strange, on Dali-style shells and a little resembling the spider orgia in a spaghetti plate.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147065
 05.12.2017
Give up the puzzle!
Boy, what a culture! It is necessary to say not "pizdolis", but "the fox", well, or in the extreme case "the female fox".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147064
 05.12.2017
You are pessimists.

You are funny, if Russia doesn’t get out of that group. Do you think she happened to be in the easiest group? Whoever has to take it, not for not leaving.

I believe in our collection. If they try hard, they will not be able to get out of such a group.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147063
 05.12.2017
>> The Skies settlements appeared there before the Greeks.

Representatives of the united colonies of the Sussi would like to talk to historians.

The Directorate of Rainworms submits a protest note, seeking the support of a dominion of dwarfs.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147062
 04.12.2017
<monoro> The first man who walked in the nature of the coast was Columbus.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147061
 04.12.2017
Dacotuglystogone

I remember there were times when Ambassador Kosch agreed to take the pill of peace. He was still small and weak. Then he could still be deceived by putting the medicine in the cheese – he loved the cheese.
But one day he thought, and what, in fact, the devil he is helping people to cure themselves, and decided: no mas.
In the next scheduled reception, he tried to wash in the form of a pill. After half an hour of desperate confrontation, he, twisted with a blanket, so that one head twisted, kneeling to the couch, still refused to open his mouth except to bite. With devil's luck, I managed to throw a half-digested pill into his mouth and squeeze his mouth, and the scene from The Ghostbite went on, where Haku is fed a healing cake, only with a lot of guru.
The beast finally accepted. I release the Ambassador, mindless and offended, and it is clear to him that we are now in a quarrel, and he will remind me of it. It hurts me to realize this, but it’s how friends do when they don’t want their friends to have worms. I deal with my wounds. The ambassador runs away to a safe distance, I begin to fold the blanket, and... What falls on the couch? Half digested tablet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147060
 04.12.2017
In this weather, a good owner will not drive the car out of the garage.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147059
 04.12.2017
The Black Friday. Not only did the spam crash, but the goods I monitored also cost a thousand. As it turned out, this is all thanks to the "discount of 36%".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147058
 04.12.2017
The main thing that teaches constant work with people is the ability in one and a half seconds, needed to press the call button on the phone, to move from "Bl@j, what x@i this dolbo@fm from me again need, has been explained to them a hundred times!" to "Hello, Lyudmila Prokopievna, I listen carefully to you".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147057
 04.12.2017
> Taq wot, my colleagues checked this with me. It would be nothing, but we were in the chemical lab.

done correctly. TB should prioritize other reflexes in the subcortical.
Otherwise, you will turn out the blueberry if your nose is scratched.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147056
 04.12.2017
zzz: Generally speaking, I’m implementing the strategy of "we lose weight with deceived marketers".
XXX - How is it?
Zzzz: It is very simple. I ate and ate a pack of peelings for lunch. Just before it was half a kilo, and now it is only 400 grams.

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