I don’t like to give a place to grandmothers, mothers of all kinds...I’m always standing there.

You can only envy Mr. Assange’s size, because the girl he raped stands on Manhattan with a book and a torch. Somebody should have been...

from JJ:

The homephone broke. I called the master who promised to come on Saturday. On Saturday, no one came. Today he says he came, called the housephone (!But no one opened it to him. I would lie that I couldn’t forget a lot of work. Now I’ll have to think he’s an idiot.

angel (10:12:45 13/12/2010)
How I arrived?

onegin (10:13:00 13/12/2010)
by bus

angel (10:13:27 13/12/2010)
Then another question: what did you get to?

onegin (10:13:47 13/12/2010)
is normal )

I remember reading an article in the amer-journal, "how to awaken a husband's former passion", advice No. 8 "steal all the towels from the bathroom, he will come out, dear, give a towel, and you are so naked and ready for everything before him."
So, our man would rather scream "b...where are your towels?"

Q: Did you have sex?
YYYY: Yes
Oral is Oral?
YYY: No, we are quiet.

He is:
When did I like you?

She is:
When you came with a bottle of vodka in our close company.

Talk about the recent square:

1: And imagine, there would be Alan Dzagoev and not knowing, he would be beaten by fans of the Tska.)
2: Aga, and the grandson and ibson were sitting in the bar, they also did not recognize and would beat the fans of Spartacus)
3: And the Berezuc brothers... the fans would recognize them but would still beat them =)

Abramovich did not need to buy Chelsea, but some Italian club, Inter, Rome, for example.
Yyy: Oh, he would buy “Rome” commentator would say, “And in red shirts on the pitch go out Roma players.”

xxx: Alexander, I understand that you are a big man, but please make a correction in the database.
yyy: )))) and what is it?? to
xxx: Fix the mistake in the name of the city of Orgeev, remove the gap, or the workers stop behaving adequately seeing in the base - Or Geev!!! to

Taleon: Drakon, a stupid Jewish phenomenon is not more common than the descendant Pidaras.

Buldozers
[00:26] Hello to you.

Kenny
[00:27] Greetings

Buldozers
00:27 I am going to sleep.

We lie in the bathroom with the beloved, well it is time to go out, I take a washing machine, I wash it all, she stands up and is about to go out already...

I:...I’m not going to take anything, why fuck you don’t wash with a washing machine? For the whole day running, lying for half an hour in the water and in the hill of Oo, look what skin is oily >_<
I wash out every day!

Because you are a pig and I am a girl.

We have a young scheme technician, everyone who did not pass the exam for the first time wrote on the leaflet:"Ban until 24.01.11, reason: killmybrain". You come to him for a transfer, and he says to you: "You are amused, try later", and you will not argue.

Examination is like soap in the area. I fell - fucking

I’m going to the winter luke.
and UGU.
No, you did not understand. LCC is a summer computer school.
Are you going to winter computer school?! to
Well yes. Meeting the Old New Year.

What is a condom?
This, my daughter, is such a thing, the absence of which has affected your presence.
The time and the morale!! to

Yesterday, a neighbor in the room at three o’clock at night wiped out:
“Would you lose your virginity at 15, if you don’t fuck at 20?”

Do darkness combined with alcohol give unpredictable results?
YYY : M?
XXX: I returned yesterday after your dough. Winter, frost and snow. I decided to ride a couple of times from the hill that is next to my house.
xxx: I looked at her in the morning on a sober head... some digging, beaten glass, the debris of iron bars. How am I targeted?
XXX: Did I use it?
YYY: The same stuff. Everything just like you. and practically.
YYY: Here is only your gorka standing in place...
YYY: and my from the morning bled me half-apartment and now sleeps out in the neighboring room.
yyy: "Did I use it?"...
Xxx:...
YYY:...
XXX: I was driving.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We go with Vovchanga to a neighbor, such as haré repair, already busy. It opens such a stronghold - not the ambal al-la Valuev, but also, not thin. Wolf to him:
A man, a haré perforator, people are sleeping.
The man answers:
I don’t have a perforator, I’m a tooth.